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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

著者： Luke and Pete
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概要

 Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!Luke and Pete
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  • Love triangle turns deadly for Influencer | EP190 Luke & Pete

    Love triangle turns deadly for Influencer | EP190 Luke & Pete
    2026/04/28

    This week the boys cover the sad story of the influencer who was ran over and killed and they ask the question should the man who the fight was over be held responsible?


    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 intro & tour shenanigans

    15:19 Pete’s been robbed

    32:45 influencer kills influencer

    37:47 if a woman knocked you out on camera

    44:36 should the man they were fighting over be held responsible?

    53:04 the aftermath ones the emissions wear off

    58:16 “ I had to beat an emotional man once”

    1:05:56 woman on the run for 6 years caught in 24hrs after reward announced

    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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    1 時間 15 分
  • Would you rather be a Slave or Slave Master? | EP189 Luke & Pete

    Would you rather be a Slave or Slave Master? | EP189 Luke & Pete
    2026/04/21


    On this episode Luke asks Pete would you rather be a slave or slave master and Pete answer how only Pete can. They talk about Luke preferring older women and Petes adventure out to the boxing at the 02 arena where he bumps in to an old face, literally.


    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 intro & laser tag as a grown man

    9.14 when dogs dominate other dogs

    10:32 Is boxing just glorified violence?

    18:43 Pete bumps into Someone from his past at the boxing

    24:52 I prefer an older woman who’s looked after herself

    32:01 would you rather be a slave or salve master?

    38:31 what’s your pirate name?

    44:53 when your partner doesn’t find you attractive

    53:18 Lukes habit tracker problem

    57:47 I would rather have money given to me than work

    1:04:15 Ponzi scheme (happy days)

    1:12:38 fighting for a living


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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    1 時間 21 分
  • Amputee Accused of Murder… How? | EP188 Luke & Pete

    Amputee Accused of Murder… How? | EP188 Luke & Pete
    2026/04/14

    On this weeks episode the boys try to workout how a quadruple amputee has managed to shoot a passenger in his car then go on the run. They tell some inappropriate tour stories. And they have a dilemma from a woman who says” I intimidate men”.

    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    0:00 intro

    1:47 Inappropriate Tour stories

    6:11 being able to fart in front of people shows power

    18:02 quadruple amputee accused of murder

    22:43 Luke and Pete come form very different backgrounds

    26:17 “I’m scared cowardice will rub off on me”

    29:40 Tour driving

    31:41 going to jail as an amputee

    34:14 being angry and having access to a gun

    39:15 tracking a lost phone using iPhone

    44:10 getting trampled at a concert

    47:12 no prison under a year

    47:38 guess who’s back?

    48:18 have we tracked the thief of the phone?

    50:56 black sex worker in Japan

    58:21 does attention become meaningless?

    1:06:39 damaged women need validation and Pete

    1:11:40 dilemma: men find me intimating


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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    1 時間 35 分
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