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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

著者： Luke and Pete
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概要

 Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!Luke and Pete
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  • Kelly Osbourne, Weight Loss & The ‘Love Your Body’ LIE!!! | EP183

    Kelly Osbourne, Weight Loss & The ‘Love Your Body’ LIE!!! | EP183
    2026/03/10

    On this week episode the boys talk weight loss and judging women different to men. Would you let your son wear nail varnish? And they have a dilemma from a woman who has a boyfriend but thinks she’s a lesbian.


    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 posh people speaking slang

    7:58 getting angry at people for not understanding me

    10:25 “my daughter went for a sleepover” (Pete’s weird response) + feeling like a pervert

    25:21 letting your son wear nail varnish

    34:11 “I’m like Jesus” + “I’m questioning my belief in god”

    37:16 Kelly Osbourne + what keeps you attractive as you age?

    42:31 “I don’t think Denzel Washington is that great of an actor”

    47:37 white women rapping

    50:46 street performer knocks over kid during stunt

    54:19 high functioning autism? so what’s low functioning?

    57:12 “my sons have very different ideologies”

    1:01:25 dilemma: “I have a boyfriend but think I’m a lesbian”

    1:30:55 “best carpenter we have ever worked with”


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
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  • BAFTA’s Tourette’s controversy, who’s to blame? | EP182

    BAFTA’s Tourette’s controversy, who’s to blame? | EP182
    2026/03/03

    On this weeks episode the boys talk the racist Tourette’s incident at the BAFTA’s and who’s to blame? A woman Luke interacted with online he found out was recently sent to prison. And do you feel obligated to return a favour if one is done for you?

    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Letter of complaint, again👀

    6:22 one our dear Sheetsters are in trouble

    15:19 Is it a medical problem or just age?

    18:32 health is the most important thing

    23:31 feeling obligated after a favour

    29:38 “woman who I don’t like got sent to prison”

    36:53 “she looks bad but I could sleep with out of novelty”

    39:07 “why I couldn’t get with a trans woman”

    40:54 BAFTA’s racist incident

    58:25 do black people care more about gayness then murder?

    1:08:07 smuggling drugs


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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    1 時間 16 分
  • Why Are Rich People So Weird? (And When Do You Talk Money While Dating?) | EP181

    Why Are Rich People So Weird? (And When Do You Talk Money While Dating?) | EP181
    2026/02/24

    On this week’s episode, the boys ask why rich people are so weird — and what would’ve happened if they’d ever been invited to the island. Plus, when dating gets serious, when should you actually start talking about money?


    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete



    0:00 Pete would be a terrible boss

    7:04 Epstein and Elon

    13:10 people who most get offended don’t seem to come from any struggle

    17:50 Epstein emails

    24:36 If you went to the “island” innocently?

    29:30 wanting to be knighted by the royal family

    34:11 “ how much money would it take to change us”?

    37:32 turning down an MBE

    44:18 biggest tragedy in America

    52:51 we are like animals

    59:24 question: when should people saying discuss their financial situation?


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
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    1 時間 18 分
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