Steven takes Ian Coppinger back in time to an imaginary life he is living for the first time. Ian remembers every moment though, and a very serious discussion of stuff that didn't happen happens.

Thanks to Greystoke & Daisy D for the tunes.

Steven Davidson drags Mike into an alternative dimension of the Capozzola mind where things worked out very differently. Amongst other adventures, we hear about Mike's successful crossbow stall at Buckingham Palace, his early years living at Neverland ranch, working with a young David Bowie at the United Nations and why he wil never have more than exactly 5000 fans. No guest ever sees the questions in advance.

Thanks to Daisy D and Greystoke for their excellent tunes!

Steven takes Seymour back in time to a new history of his own invention. Hear why he was arrested by the tortoise police and how he built a new high speed road between Newcastle and London with just a rake and some ladders. Experience his fake moustache journey through South America and friendship with Pele, his fistfights with meercats and the reasons why Cardiff was moved from its original spot to its new location in Wales. No guest ever hears the questions in advance. Trigger warning - this episode is perhaps our most bonkers yet.

Many thanks to the fabulous Skibka Music on Freesound for the use of their hip hop loop.