This week! We opened a portal in our home and watched "Halloweentown" (1998)! The Herald of Halloween, John, is back with a Disney Channel Original Movie full of boils, bowling leagues, and bad CGI. Listen in as Kayleigh critiques the nostalgically campy, but terribly costumed characters and Ryan declares justice for goat man, "even though he got weird eyes and shit." Plus! Friends of the podcast, Tom and Anne, share their thoughts in a special bonus clip!

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This week! We watched the self-proclaimed "mother of all horror films," Dead Alive! Listen in as Kayleigh makes comparisons to Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, Ryan, aka Prison Jesus, talks about Tom Cruise, aka the Mister World Wide of film, and they both discuss the bizarre cult fans named The Snape Wives.

Interruption: "On The Floor" by Jennifer Lopez (feat. Pitbull) *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly

Grab your sticks and umbrellas because this week, we're Puttin' on the Ritz with "Young Frankenstein!" Listen in as Ryan asks who's brain is this brain, Kayleigh reveals which classic films she watched alone so the cinephiles couldn't ruin it for her, and they both lament how bad movie theaters have gotten, but you can't shit on them because then they'll disappear and we don't want that.

Interruption: "O.P.P." by Naughty by Nature

Corrections and Omissions: Mel Brooks is not the villager, but he does play the werewolf and is the voice of Victor Frankenstein. Treach of Naughty by Nature was married to Pepa, not someone from TLC

This week! We find out how immune our Toad Style is while watching "Five Deadly Venoms" with special guest, Tom! Listen in as Ryan talks whips, Kayleigh confesses she was not prepared for grossness, and Tom breaks down the lewks, from baby bangs to dazzling armor. And everyone agrees, if you're going to take a bribe, leave town immediately.

This week! We searched for slaps in the Gene Wilder directed and adapted film, "The Woman in Red" (1984). Listen is as Kayleigh vows to try standing over a grate and Ryan explains that when cleaning tomato sauce off a chain, "You can wipe all day bro, but that shit's in the crevices."

Interruption: "No Hands" by Waka Flaka Flame (feat. Wale and Roscoe)

This week! We get emotional over the ultimate denim drama, "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants." Listen in as Ryan admits he doesn't know shit about bones (or muscles), Kayleigh talks about rewatching this film as a mother, and they both try to figure out what "Dragon Slayer 3D" is all about.

Interruption: "Buffalo Stance" by Neneh Cherry

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*Corrections and Omissions: When we say Rory, we obviously mean Lena who is played by Alexis Bledel who plays Rory on "Gilmore Girls." The line Ryan references, "Give me a shot," refers to when Eric asks Bridget to give him a shot when she's older, which we can all agree is gross.

This week! We talk about everything but the movie we watched, "Like Father, Like Son" (1987). Listen in as Ryan and Kayleigh talk about "Freakier Friday," the "Left Behind" series, nuclear ayahuasca, "Growing Pains," and so much more.

Interruption: "Too Little, Too Late" by JoJo

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*Corrections and Omissions: "The Awakening" Kayleigh refers to in this episode is the book by Kate Chopin

Hold on to your fiancés named Ryan because this week we got freaky on a Thursday and watched "Freaky Friday" (2003)! Listen in as Ryan makes sense of earthquake scenes and fortune cookies, Kayleigh talks about Gen X parenting styles, and they both debate what "half a block" means.

Interruption: "Touch of Grey" by Grateful Dead

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