This week! We're kicking off the season of thirst with a film that Michael Harriet has called a documentary, "House Party" (1990)! Listen in as Ryan shares his love for the reality this film displays, Kayleigh shares the time she saw a possum in the wild streets of Richmond, and they both discuss the subtle science of Kool-Aid mixology.

Interruption: "Whatcha Say" by Jason Derulo *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*

Six Packs Count: 1 Abs, 0 Bevs

This week! We watched a film that made Ryan lose his trust in movies, "Slap Her... She's French/She Gets What She Wants" (2002). Listen in as Kayleigh questions performative platitudes and Ryan goes on a beef tangent about how Starla, like all great superheroes, created her own villain in this film that may be about a girl named Starla, but seriously lacks star power.

Interruption: "Bust a Move" by Young MC*Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly

*Corrections and Omissions: Ryan and Kayleigh briefly discuss what "unc" is eating. This is a reference to a sketch from Saturday Night Live. Also, the political commentary Ryan references is by Anthony of @silentmiddlechild

This week! We watched our most heartfelt film to date, "Mask" (1985), starring Cher AND Sam Elliott! Listen in as Ryan shares how he viewed this film as a kid versus now, Kayleigh shares how she discovered Cher, and they both celebrate "Little Egypt.

"Interruption: "Naive" by The Kooks

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Trigger warning: there is a brief mention of pedophilia in this episode

This week! We watched a film that stars J Lo AND Adam Scott, "Monster-In-Law" (2005)! Listen in as Kayleigh questions how the coffee shop meet cute has changed, Ryan clocks Fiona's (and everyone else's) looks, and they both go crazy over the nuts in the gravy.

Interruption: "The Thong Song" by Sisqo

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This week! We watched the John Candy holiday classic, "Uncle Buck" (1989)! Listen in as Kayleigh reminisces on the childhood magic of ordering Chinese Takeout, Ryan pitches his autobiography, Uncle Brother, and they both question at what age the modern child should watch this film.

Interruption: "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays" by NSYNC

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This week! We celebrated the holidays by watching a film where children are lured into a kidnapping by sardines and Turkish delight. Grab your cupcakes because we watched, "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" (2005). Listen in as Ryan "grhowls" about cozy, talking animals and Kayleigh adulates "dope ass warrior horses" and the strange upside to death by mauling.

Interruption: "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice

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*Corrections and Omissions: James McAvoy has never played Dumbledore. Kayleigh has confused him with Jude Law.

This week! We entered the mind of a young, disturbed man who is not "very cool with society" and watched "A Clockwork Orange" (1971). Listen in as Kayleigh finds the Shakespearean connections and Ryan explains how the themes of this film are "why people have zoos."

Interruption: "A Pillar of Salt" by The Thermals

Trigger Warning: This episode contains conversations about assault and sexual violence

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This week! We watched "Heathers" (1988) a film that takes place in a middle-America town where croquet is a metaphor and the spaghetti is so very!Listen in as Kayleigh advocates for the 21 Smith Salute and gets irritated by mary janes, Ryan asks for iced cheese and makes a case for why movies are drugs, and they both question what it means to be a pillowcase.

Interruption: "Punk Rock Girl" by The Dead Milkmen*Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly

*Trigger Warning: In this episode, we discuss suicide, mental health, and Columbine.