This week! We're kicking off the season of thirst with a film that Michael Harriet has called a documentary, "House Party" (1990)! Listen in as Ryan shares his love for the reality this film displays, Kayleigh shares the time she saw a possum in the wild streets of Richmond, and they both discuss the subtle science of Kool-Aid mixology.

Interruption: "Whatcha Say" by Jason Derulo *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*

Six Packs Count: 1 Abs, 0 Bevs

This week! We watched a film that made Ryan lose his trust in movies, "Slap Her... She's French/She Gets What She Wants" (2002). Listen in as Kayleigh questions performative platitudes and Ryan goes on a beef tangent about how Starla, like all great superheroes, created her own villain in this film that may be about a girl named Starla, but seriously lacks star power.

Interruption: "Bust a Move" by Young MC*Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly

*Corrections and Omissions: Ryan and Kayleigh briefly discuss what "unc" is eating. This is a reference to a sketch from Saturday Night Live. Also, the political commentary Ryan references is by Anthony of @silentmiddlechild

This week! We watched our most heartfelt film to date, "Mask" (1985), starring Cher AND Sam Elliott! Listen in as Ryan shares how he viewed this film as a kid versus now, Kayleigh shares how she discovered Cher, and they both celebrate "Little Egypt.

"Interruption: "Naive" by The Kooks

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Trigger warning: there is a brief mention of pedophilia in this episode