This week! We opened a portal in our home and watched "Halloweentown" (1998)! The Herald of Halloween, John, is back with a Disney Channel Original Movie full of boils, bowling leagues, and bad CGI. Listen in as Kayleigh critiques the nostalgically campy, but terribly costumed characters and Ryan declares justice for goat man, "even though he got weird eyes and shit." Plus! Friends of the podcast, Tom and Anne, share their thoughts in a special bonus clip!

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This week! We watched the self-proclaimed "mother of all horror films," Dead Alive! Listen in as Kayleigh makes comparisons to Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, Ryan, aka Prison Jesus, talks about Tom Cruise, aka the Mister World Wide of film, and they both discuss the bizarre cult fans named The Snape Wives.

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Grab your sticks and umbrellas because this week, we're Puttin' on the Ritz with "Young Frankenstein!" Listen in as Ryan asks who's brain is this brain, Kayleigh reveals which classic films she watched alone so the cinephiles couldn't ruin it for her, and they both lament how bad movie theaters have gotten, but you can't shit on them because then they'll disappear and we don't want that.

Interruption: "O.P.P." by Naughty by Nature

Corrections and Omissions: Mel Brooks is not the villager, but he does play the werewolf and is the voice of Victor Frankenstein. Treach of Naughty by Nature was married to Pepa, not someone from TLC