DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart are back at Universal Studios Hollywood for Fast & Furious: Hollywood Drift. DJ’s running on the previous night’s decisions, so naturally they ride it twice. Kelly also recounts the day California came for her bank account, and both hosts have thoughts about Clayface and movies that insist a character is irresistible.

Plus, the fake trip to Temecula that got Kelly to DJ’s surprise birthday party in Vancouver. Live, laugh, lie.

On Patreon, DJ and Kelly get into Christmas at the Kringles, celebrity look-alikes, and DJ’s Best Actor trophy.

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***Spoilers for You Can See Everything and Whalefall.***

DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart are back, and DJ’s new refrigerator has committed a personal betrayal: the ice is too small. Naturally, this becomes a discussion about ice rationing, American drinking standards, and why Kelly thinks DJ’s relationship with his car sounds suspiciously familiar.

Plus: their Whalefall reactions, including ghost-dad conversations, questionable whale anatomy, and DJ discovering that watching from underneath a blanket improves the experience.

Spoilers for You Can See Everything and Whalefall.

This week on Locked & Probably Loaded with DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart, DJ and Kelly return to the movies with some important questions: Has Netflix become Lifetime? Should actual movie quality require another subscription tier? And if you take three naps without losing the plot, is that good storytelling or a problem?

Then they explain how Special Forces derailed their Avengers plans. George Santos’s helicopter dive inspires unexpected admiration—and DJ explains why attempting the same thing would turn him into a human kite.

Their review of Unabomber gets into its performances, production value, and the difference between understanding someone’s history and excusing their actions. Naturally, this also leads to Netflix’s imaginary “real movie tier,” Sandra Bullock’s lack of professional confidence as a witch in Practical Magic, and a movie superlative Netflix probably shouldn’t put on the poster.

Next up is Primetime, which leaves Kelly impressed by the filmmaking and frustrated by the story. DJ gives it four stars, takes several naps, and delivers a much stronger endorsement of the theater’s seats. Kelly’s six-star rating somehow becomes the controversial opinion.

Plus: a proposed fee for hearing your movie complaints, another refusal to reconsider Lisa Frankenstein, and the promise of a couch investigation on Patreon.

Join DJ and Kelly for movie reviews, questionable superlatives, pop culture, personal stories, and whatever the hell happens when these two try to stay on topic.

Contains adult language and discussion of film storylines.

CHAPTERS

00:00 — Intro
00:46 — Our Halloween Cruise Requires Commitment
02:49 — “My Deodorant Made Me Forget You”
04:59 — DJ & Kelly at the Movies… Almost
06:18 — Special Forces Made Us Miss Avengers
07:23 — George Santos Nails the Dive. DJ Would Become a Kite.
09:45 — DJ & Kelly at the Movies, Take Two
10:12 — Unabomber: Our Review
11:52 — Netflix Is the New Lifetime
14:27 — You Are a Witch. Why Are You Surprised?
15:33 — Understanding Someone Isn’t Excusing Them
16:27 — Movie Superlatives Netflix Shouldn’t Use
17:47 — Primetime: Big Expectations
18:58 — Six Stars?! The Ratings Disagreement
19:30 — Your Movie Complaint Will Cost You
20:00 — Great Filmmaking. Where’s the Story?
22:01 — An Apparition & Extremely Comfortable Theater Seats
23:43 — Three Naps. Zero Confusion.
25:14 — We’re Still Not Budging on Lisa Frankenstein
25:53 — Wrap-Up & the Promise of Couch Pills

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