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Locked and Probably Loaded with DJ and Kelly

Locked and Probably Loaded with DJ and Kelly

著者： DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart Bleav
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Actor DJ Qualls and Best friend Kelly Blackheart spill the tea on Hollywood and anything else they care to share.DJ Qualls grew up in the small city of Manchester in Tennessee, USA, one of five children. After studying in the UK at King's College, University of London, he returned to Tennessee where he began acting in a local theatre. During that time, he was discovered by photographers David La Chappelle and Steve Klein, which led to modeling work for Prada, as well as other advertising campaigns. In addition to his professional accomplishments, Qualls is proud to be a cancer survivor and an advocate for cancer research and awareness.© 2024 Locked and Probably Loaded with DJ and Kelly アート 政治・政府
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  • This is the Dive Bar of Podcasts | Ep 124

    This is the Dive Bar of Podcasts | Ep 124
    2026/09/23

    This week on Locked & Probably Loaded with DJ & Kelly, DJ has returned from Orlando with absolutely nothing left to give. He's recording from bed, the television has only barely been muted, and his social battery is officially dead.

    That doesn't stop us from covering the important news, beginning with the most perfectly constructed headline imaginable: 42 kilos of fentanyl and a small alligator were found in a Los Angeles luxury apartment. This somehow leads to DJ's SAG health-insurance frustrations, the possibility that anything we've ever said on this podcast could someday be entered into evidence, and preliminary plans to flee to Costa Rica should either of us ever need to evade the law.

    Things get more serious as we talk about public figures choosing whether to speak about Gaza, the distinction between governments and civilians, and why neither of us wants to become so overwhelmed by the state of the world that we stop caring about what happens to vulnerable people.

    And then, because this is apparently the only podcast we know how to make, Kelly changes the subject to a professional fitness competitor who shit her pants during a Hyrox race and kept using the equipment. DJ would like to formally object to being told this story.

    Finally, we get into Sydney Sweeney's latest campaign, the sexualization of female athletes, Shailene Woodley's baffling Emmys outfit and the fashion lesson everyone should take with them this week: if you need a cape to make your outfit make sense, change.

    CHAPTERS 00:00 – DJ Is Broadcasting From Bed 01:30 – Orlando Killed DJ's Social Battery 02:25 – DJ Just Wanted to Be Left Alone 02:45 – Meet Danny From Germany/North Carolina 06:00 – Moving to Orlando on a Whim 06:40 – Fentanyl Bust. Small Alligator Found. 08:07 – Please Be Patient, We'll Get to the Alligator 08:44 – DJ vs. SAG Health Insurance 11:28 – “I Hate Everything. Let's Talk About Drugs.” 11:35 – 42 Kilos of Fentanyl Is Quite a Lot 12:30 – DJ Would Definitely Not Flee the Country 13:04 – This Podcast Will Absolutely Be Used Against Us 13:52 – France Is Actually DJ's Bed 14:09 – Fine, We'll Flee to Costa Rica 14:32 – DJ Is Becoming Less Afraid of Dying 17:57 – The Ed Sheeran Update 19:30 – Speaking Up When You Have a Platform 26:34 – We Need to Change Subjects 27:02 – What the Hell Is Hyrox? 27:45 – CrossFit Is Just Watching People Exercise 28:15 – There's Always a Loophole 28:43 – “You Said This Wasn't Psychologically Damaging!” 30:34 – Kelly Tries to Be Classy 30:45 – This Is the Dive Bar of Podcasts 31:07 – What Is Sydney Sweeney's Team Doing? 33:20 – Pure Spite Is Not Inspiration 34:00 – Aaron Rodgers & Shailene Woodley 34:37 – The Balenciaga Problem 36:46 – “Shailene, We Gotta Go to the Emmys” 37:23 – If Your Outfit Needs a Cape, Change 37:46 – Join Us on Patreon 38:57 – Patreon Begins

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  • I’ve Got Some Things I Don’t Love | Ep 123

    I’ve Got Some Things I Don’t Love | Ep 123
    2026/09/16

    This week on Locked & Probably Loaded with DJ & Kelly, we're off to an appropriately chaotic start: Kelly is bleeding, DJ's face is bright red from tretinoin, and we're discussing the strategic value of loudly talking about anal sex while sneaking an entire meal into a movie theater.

    Kelly has been watching videos from this year's Halloween Horror Nights and has concluded that the scariest part may actually be paying to stand in a three-hour line for a two-minute haunted house. Then her internet disappears mid-recording, so DJ gives everyone an impromptu tour of his antiquities collection.

    DJ is also preparing to travel with an astronaut costume—and has already learned the hard way that once the helmet is assembled, getting it home is another problem entirely. Last time, a gate agent's solution was simple: wear the astronaut helmet onto the plane.

    Then things get slightly more serious as we talk about the inability to admit when you're wrong, cancel culture, Pink's reaction to Macklemore, generational conflict and why humanity sometimes seems considerably closer to running toward the thunder than evolving past any of this.

    DJ & Kelly at the Movies returns with Buddy—a bizarre comedy-horror movie that both of us loved—and Onslaught, which worked considerably better when the theater was literally spraying us in the face. We also discover DJ's perfect podcasting outfit: shirt, underwear, socks and shoes.

    Finally, Kelly explains how a neighborhood walk nearly turned into a true-crime documentary when a coyote got within inches of her nephew. Good news: the child survived. Better news: DJ is now accepting babysitting jobs for only $3 million an hour.

    Chapters 00:00 – We're Off to a Hot Start 01:02 – DJ's Face Is Regenerating 02:36 – DJ Starts Rumors About His Friends 03:12 – How to Sneak Full Meals Into the Movies 04:23 – Halloween Horror Nights Is the Actual Nightmare 05:27 – Kelly's Internet Dies & DJ Gives a House Tour 07:53 – Halloween Horror Nights, Take Two 08:24 – DJ's Astronaut Costume Problem 09:31 – The Disposable Astronaut Helmet 10:18 – “You’ll Have to Wear It on the Plane” 11:15 – Nothing Is Easy 12:05 – Airport Gate Agents Choose Violence 12:29 – The Cop, the Cell Phone & the Missing Hand 14:36 – DJ's Fear of Losing a Limb 15:01 – Grandpa's Ice-Factory Finger 15:22 – Holly, Jim, Holly & Jim 16:19 – DJ's Tennessee Storytime 17:09 – Do We Still Cancel People? 17:33 – Pink, Macklemore & Speaking Out 19:50 – We Just Lost Mayim Bialik as a Listener 23:42 – We're 15 Minutes From Running Away From Thunder 25:17 – DJ & Kelly at the Movies 25:28 – Buddy Was Weird as Fuck—and We Loved It 27:00 – Onslaught Was Fine 27:49 – Weird Movies That Are Weird Just to Be Weird 29:01 – DJ Needs to Do “I Don't Think So, Honey” 29:45 – I've Got Some Things I Don't Love 29:57 – DJ Is Podcasting in Underwear and Shoes 31:00 – DJ's Fargo Stunt Story 33:14 – Kelly Has Had Enough of Children 34:15 – A Coyote Almost Took Kelly's Nephew 36:26 – Don't Lose Your Dog to a Hawk 37:18 – More Onslaught & Getting Sprayed in 4D 38:44 – DJ Can't Quit P.F. Chang's 40:41 – Join Us on Patreon

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    41 分
  • People Are Sniffing Our Butts in Our Own Communities | Ep 122

    People Are Sniffing Our Butts in Our Own Communities | Ep 122
    2026/09/09
    CHAPTERS 00:00 DJ's Bowler Hat & 10 Movies in August 02:15 Barney on a Rampage 02:46 Wait… What Happened to the Guy Who Played Barney? 04:34 Barney's Tantric Sex Business 06:06 The World Has Become Completely Insane 08:04 The Death of a Pastor's Wife 09:31 Mica Miller, John-Paul Miller & Coercive Control 13:07 Why “Just Leave” Isn't That Simple 17:57 THE SERIAL BUTT SNIFFER IS BACK 20:11 How Does a Serial Butt Sniffer Operate? 22:17 DJ Discovers Ghost Kitchens 23:33 Your Favorite “Restaurant” Might Not Exist 24:11 “It's Not Fraud, It's Just Wings” 26:02 The Problem With Grocery Delivery 28:25 Male Instacart Shoppers 30:33 DJ's 19-Step Crushed-Chip Solution 31:47 Why Are People Eating Plain Lay's? 33:21 The Best Sandwich Chains 34:30 Sweetgreen & Salad Discourse 36:34 What We Saw This Week 37:01 Finding Emily Review 38:18 We Literally Couldn't Understand the Movie 38:31 Movie-Theater Sneezing Etiquette 40:21 Are Men Creating Noise Pollution? 41:20 The Movie-Theater Crinkler Returns 42:16 “You Just Got ICE'd, Bitch” 43:37 Patreon Preview

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    44 分
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