Take a short walk to the chowder house with Robert, Chaney, and their not so special guest, Sydney. You’ll learn about Syd’s collecting habits and Robert’s barren walls. Listen to the end to find out how to graduate college illegally and how far Chaney would go to sleep with Glenn Close!

Please welcome Robert’s old friend and Chaney’s new friend, Sydney Doyon. These three geek out on Pokemon, the glory days of Nintendo, and Star Wars hot or nots. If you close your eyes it’ll feel just like you’re riding the hotel shuttle bus to Comic-Con! Robert shares ideas on technology and Syd shares the scummiest thing he’s ever done! Chaney has raccoons at their window and the Tasmanian Devil in their heart. Howard Stern gets a pass and Syd gets a rash. Recorded live in Portland, Maine. This episode is dedicated to Carrie Fisher.

Robert tells people his name is “Michael Jackson” all the time, Chaney has new rules for customers at cafes, this is the information you’ll get on this episode! Chaney talks falling in love in Hollywood and reveals the famous death that made the Taliban take the day off. Kirsten Dunst dunks on Dunce hubby Jesse Plemons and is indeed the better actor...but does RG (Robert Garcia) agree? Find out by listening and please tell 10 friends about this podcast, they’ll love it as much as we love Joaquin Phoenix’s sexy new salt and pepper look!

Walk through NYC again with the idiot twins! Chaney sees their silver fox mama in Manhattan. Michael Jackson is remembered over bagels in Washington Square Park. Central Park bingo leads to witnessing a baby’s first steps. From tourists lining up to touch a metal bull’s balls, to the Central Park seals moving to Miami, you can really tell they have their fingers on the pulse of nothing that important. Listen on as Chaney teaches Robert to appreciate the finer things while he admits he will do ANYTHING for 500 dollars.

Robert tries out new jokes and he also opens up about giving the middle finger to TRL’s Carson Daly . They each pick the hottest politicians (politics aside) and then sing “Last Night” by Morgan Wallen in its entirety. Will Smith continues to fall from grace with his new single “I Like Pretty Girls”. The opening to “A Star is Born” proves that Bradley Cooper can work a food truck AND work a crowd.

Robert is private. Handheld fans are trending. Chaney’s type is magicians, but they still can’t work their magic and make Robert watch The Ultimatum. Robert tells of another illegal kiss, and Chaney leaves Mindy Kaling in the dust. Chappell Roan posts an ass pic. Chaney makes Marc Maron a lucky guy. Robert has no job, but it’s okay because Chaney has a credit card.

What cancelled celebrity got sat at SNL 50? Listen to find out. Chaney talks of European walks, Robert remembers an Irish friend. Robert reveals a new bathroom buddy and Chaney reveals their middle name. 9/11 is remembered and who could forget Robert’s #1 crush (hint: Hilton). Now all they have to figure out is: Who is Paris and who is Nicole? On the next half hour.

This week they found out Jonah Hill is skinny again (but for how long?). Chaney wishes Robert went to The Weeknd’s concert with them, Robert wishes he had more money for clothes. Robert is moving cities and Chaney is moving fast in their new relationship(s). Chaney will save your voice memos and JD Vance will wear eyeliner to presidential press conferences. They give a certain president a pass, but still won’t budge on Birbiglia.