Siegfried and Roy put hair on the pair’s chests when a peek into their personal lives prove these cats were ultimate bad boys. The two leaf through an early 2000’s People magazine and reflect on Britney’s iconic shaved head and JT’s iconic moronic face. Corey Feldman beefs with Michael Jackson, and Michael Jackson beefs with George Lucas. Chaney gets intimate with magic and Robert denies intimate feelings for Prince. Surprise guest Tom talks dinner plans and reveals the whereabouts of Robert’s biological father.

Robert wonders what it’s like to die from a pillow smothering, Chaney wonders what it’s like to date Parker Posey. They spend time ranking the best Canadians. Chaney ponders a possible Tom Petty tramp stamp and Robert questions whether or not he should get a job. A new band name is revealed. A Batman is eulogized. Robert almost meets a Haim sister, while Chaney meets a movie star. Tootsie talk and Dunham’s dirt are aired out, as the two listen to the author of American Psycho give his opinion on the ending of the TV show, Girls. Robert reviews Minecraft, which he stumbled into drunk.

Tom Petty’s top hat is the topic up top, ultimately resulting in Chaney renaming the rock icon, “Tom Pretty”. They discuss the awkwardness of a young Cameron Crowe, the legitimacy of “Super Size Me” (he was drinking the whole time), and the length of skirt that drives Robert gaga. Randy Newman becomes a New Man to the pair, as they dissect the iconic song “I Love LA”. Things musically get worse as Will Smith’s new single is slipped into the playlist, but the tension is eased with the challenge of deciding which Charlie’s Angel to sit next to on a plane. Hope you saved room for dessert, as Michael Jackson’s food rider requests are revealed.

First up is Ashlee Simpson, which naturally leads to bad celebrity child names. Chaney considers the hotness of the non- Travis Barker members of Blink-182, which leads to alien talk. Find out which podcaster can “die” and how good Tony Soprano looks with his shirt off (hint: it rhymes with “exy”). Robert sees Orville Beck at Whole Foods. Listen to the end to find out if Alec Baldwin is tired.

Sex in the woods, Chalamet in yellow jeans...have your eyebrows raised yet? Thoughts during the commercial breaks of the 2025 Oscars were recorded and these hooligans were rowdy. You’ll hear about Robert meeting Conan, Chaney’s reaction to Adrien Brody’s instagram, how alcohol affects Robert’s brain and where Chaney stands (or lays) with Laura Dern. This episode is better than Billy Joel.

SNL50 ruins Robert and Chaney’s lives. This week you’ll learn that the dork always gets the girl and that new girl, Zooey Deschanel, hasn’t changed her style since 2008. This episode is almost as crazy as Alec Baldwin’s behavior.... or Smallville star, Tom Welling, with his late night impulse to eat Arby’s no matter how many drinks he guzzles beforehand (guess we found his kryptonite). Amanda Seyfried offers date ideas and Robert reads some dating tips for women written in the 1930’s.

Chaney is back from Costa Rica with a taste for termites and tales of date nights. “Ice Age” brings up different memories, and yes, they're traumatic ones. Lady Gaga’s new single “Abracadabra” makes their hearts disappear. Robert rattles off Chaney’s new sayings with love and he receives a gift in return. Cancelled celebs they still love, Gob Bluth’s hotness, and Janelle Monae’s Grammy performance bring blushes to faces in this episode. Robert wears discount underwear and Chaney won’t reveal the price of their Nikes.

So many topics are covered their lips went dry. (Nothing a cup of Saltburn bathwater couldn’t fix). Aaron Rodgers proves the common fact of mismatches in couple’s hotness. Bite into Zach Braff’s movie credits, while Chaney and Robert watch the women of RHONY bite drunkenly into lots of meals. Robert gives a review of Beetlejuice. Chaney gives Buzz Lightyear a chance. You’ll learn the sexiest age to die, Ben Stiller’s surprise role, and exactly what Chappell Roan’s tramp stamp actually says.