Siegfried and Roy put hair on the pair’s chests when a peek into their personal lives prove these cats were ultimate bad boys. The two leaf through an early 2000’s People magazine and reflect on Britney’s iconic shaved head and JT’s iconic moronic face. Corey Feldman beefs with Michael Jackson, and Michael Jackson beefs with George Lucas. Chaney gets intimate with magic and Robert denies intimate feelings for Prince. Surprise guest Tom talks dinner plans and reveals the whereabouts of Robert’s biological father.

Robert wonders what it’s like to die from a pillow smothering, Chaney wonders what it’s like to date Parker Posey. They spend time ranking the best Canadians. Chaney ponders a possible Tom Petty tramp stamp and Robert questions whether or not he should get a job. A new band name is revealed. A Batman is eulogized. Robert almost meets a Haim sister, while Chaney meets a movie star. Tootsie talk and Dunham’s dirt are aired out, as the two listen to the author of American Psycho give his opinion on the ending of the TV show, Girls. Robert reviews Minecraft, which he stumbled into drunk.

Tom Petty’s top hat is the topic up top, ultimately resulting in Chaney renaming the rock icon, “Tom Pretty”. They discuss the awkwardness of a young Cameron Crowe, the legitimacy of “Super Size Me” (he was drinking the whole time), and the length of skirt that drives Robert gaga. Randy Newman becomes a New Man to the pair, as they dissect the iconic song “I Love LA”. Things musically get worse as Will Smith’s new single is slipped into the playlist, but the tension is eased with the challenge of deciding which Charlie’s Angel to sit next to on a plane. Hope you saved room for dessert, as Michael Jackson’s food rider requests are revealed.