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Hello people, this is the Mad Scientist Supreme, talking today about lesbian reproduction.
We're going to start out with lesbian reproduction.
Now, two women get together, it tends to not end up in kids.
But it is possible.
And there are levels of getting involved.
Now, what's needed is if the women go separately, let's say, and they need in vitro fertilization.
And they get drugs that make them produce several different eggs at the same time.
The eggs are extracted.
And then normally, a little bit of sperm would be added to the petri dish.
And the eggs would get fertilized and they'd get implanted.
Well, if you take these eggs, a little petri dish of eggs, and you freeze them.
And you get these two women together.
There are two different petri dishes of eggs.
And you take a third petri dish.
And you take one egg from each.
Put them next to each other.
I mean, touching.
And then hit them with a small volt of electricity.
Like a 9 volt battery.
That's all the voltage it takes.
It breaks down the cell walls just slightly. So they merge into one giant cell.
So you've got two eggs form one cell.
And now that it has a full complement of DNA, it'll start dividing.
And then you can take that new embryo.
Put it in a small patch of...
blood.
And you prepare the blood ahead of time.
You use...
pre-menstrual blood.
Blood that accumulates in the...
in the woman before it starts menstruating.
Before it starts sloughing off while it's still building.
Take some of that blood.
And underneath of it, put some glue.
With some wax paper.
Now you take just a postage stamp size of this.
So it can start feeding and growing.
And then you slide the wax paper with a little bit of...
glue and blood on it.
Into the appropriate area in the woman.
The glue will adhere to the wall.
Then as it grows, it'll form a placenta.
Which will grow with the woman and the new baby.
Forming a placenta.
And you'll have a daughter.
Yes, you're going to always have a daughter.
Because there's no Y chromosome coming in.
Just two X's of course.
So two women can have a child, a daughter...
It takes a lot of outside...
intervention.
Let's put it that way.
have...
a child person.
getting the eggs together...
zap them with electricity...
and implant them.
Now normally...
they're just...
and implanted.
So...
and then they'll put in like...
five or six...
at a time...
hoping one will attach.
Well...
if you start the attachment...
on the outside...
I think your...
go dramatically up.
But...
want to skip that step...
and just...
start forming an embryo...
form a blastula stage...
then...
insert that...
into the womb area...
and...
hope...
you can...
if it does...
to...
and now the couple...
have a daughter together.
possible.
So...
more...
but...
enough.
So...
We can do it. It just takes, well, two willing partners, some egg collection and reinsertion and a 9-volt battery.
So I do hope that somebody out there will start this process.
Oh, there'll be so much controversy over it if it's found out.
The real goal is to get it done quietly and just do it.
It may have already been done if somebody else is wise enough to do that.
But you let people know what you're doing and every, I mean, there'll be so many people trying to stop you.
There'll be so much controversy.
It'll make your life hell.
So if you just want to be quiet and do it, then you just do it.
And you don't tell the doctor what you're doing.
You don't tell the nurse.
Each woman gets her own eggs.
They get