Grab your soy sauce tequila with ocean lime garnish and join us on the sand carpet for the 300th episode! Through the throngs of homeless elephant protesters awaits a star-studded affair, with everyone from Doug Pitt to the flock of turkey ghosts in attendance. Pat is horny at the birth. Matt fights bag straps. Dan dumps the goop. Plus, an NFL legend gets banned from the show. Seniors are panic-stricken. A rift in space/time opens. Yuge coins, ten feet long, ten feet wide. You don't know who will drop in when we take a surreal post-modern stroll down memory lane and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your cave cheese and join us on the upper floor kingdom of post-tsunami Jamaica in an all new LIVE! The 300-episode prequel celebration is here, and the Boiz are reflecting on the eventual end of their show. Matt reads Charles Dickens. Pat gets taxed on his jet ski exports. Bobby Kookamungus sues the pod for all it’s worth, which is nothing. Plus, we is rot? What do you want? Is the world ready for an Asian pope? Modern, hip, all over the place. It’s a post-modern resuscitation examination of male friendship and it all happens LIVE!