This week on the KOKO Show we got down and dirty with the buff, broad and beautiful captain of the NSW Waratahs Mr Matt Philip. With Matt riding comfortably in our side-car of craziness, the lads chat about the Tahs hot start to 2026, his return home to skipper his childhood team and lastly we play a little game of TRUE of FALSE the Matt Philip edition. Plus, the boys get hot and bothered about round two of the Superb Rugby, talking all things oval ball in the Pacific, as well as, a little trip up North to chat Six Nations footy, focussing heavily on French flare and English despair.

Furthermore, Drew this week has been enamoured about the plight of the Japanese monkey Punch and his hardships he has faced after being disowned and bullied in captivity. Thus, we have launched a new segment where the boys illuminate something in their lives that they just can’t let go of, all whilst holding ‘Hope’ the orangutan of comfort. Lastly but certainly not the least, we are back with a couple of juicy segments to round out the ep, Swoop adds a few more items to his Temu cupboard and the lads play a little game called ‘Guess that Salad’. So sit back, relax and think about how shit England is at rugby. If that can’t make you smile then you must be dead inside, but for now it is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show

01:30 - The boys recap their weekends

03:46 - Punch the Monkey Segment

08:07 - Intro Matt Philip

10:01 - Matt on the Waratahs’ start to the season

11:18 - Matt on what it is like playing the Drua

12:12 - Matt on his property portfolio of lego houses

14:01 - Matt on being named captain of the Waratahs

15:13 - Matt Philip TRUE or FALSE

22:25 - Rugby Round Up Part 1 - WARATAHS V DRUA

24:42 - CRUSADERS V BRUMBIES

30:19 - Rumours that Stephen Larkham might be heading to the All Blacks

32:01 - FORCE V BLUES

34:24 - OTHER SUPER RUGBY RESULTS

37:01 - What’s in Swoop’s Temu Cupboard?

43:03 - Rugby Round Up Part 2 - IRELAND V ENGLAND

45:54 - WALES V SCOTLAND

48:59 - FRANCE V ITALY

51:20 - Swoop’s five day fast

53:15 - Guess the Salad game

55:33 - Close of Show

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This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by a young gun of Australian Rugby, he is a Sydney 6, Perth 10 and Canberra 11, so please put your mitts together for Mr Charlie Cale. With big Chedsy in tow the lads grill him on the inner workings of the Brumbies’ shower schedule, his nickname and the powerful start in round one of the season. We tackle the light and shade of what it is like being so handsome in Super Rugby and what it is like to forcibly consume lots of Greek salad.

Plus, we have an in depth look at the results from the first week of the Superb Rugby season, breaking down the two big Aussie derbies, as well as the other games from across a wonderful weekend in the Pacific. Moreover, the feast of footy did not stop here as we headed up to our NHLs to break down Scotland’s big win over England, Ireland holding on against the Italian and the French putting the Welsh on toast. Plus, the lads try a few delicacies from our Northern neighbours and Swoop gives the guys some tangy TEMU treats. So sit back, relax and bathe in the beauty that is rugby from all four corners of the globe. Let us the KOKO Show glaze you with all our rugby goodness in an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show

00.32 - The new studio

02:20 - Mad Dog Manifestations

09:20 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT

09:42 - The retro Super Rugby jerseys were a hit

10:12 - SUPER RUGBY - WARATAHS V REDS

16:24 - FORCE V BRUMBIES

20:17 - Other Results

23:07 - SIX NATIONS PART 1 - IRELAND V ITALY

25:55 - Introduce Charlie Cale

26:57 - Charlie’s relationship with Valentines Day

28:35 - Charlie talks about the Brumbies round 1 match

31:32 - How Charlie started in rugby

32:54 - What are Soapy Showers?

34:15 - Goit at Brumbies training

35:08 - Charlie’s tough 2025

38:25 - True or false with Charlie Cale

42:44 - Charlie on playing the Crusaders in round 2

43:22 - Charlie on first Wallabies camp and being knocked out in club footy

49:19 - Swoop’s airplane question

52:23 - SIX NATIONS PART 2 - SCOTLAND V ENGLAND

55:00 - WALES V FRANCE

57:17 - Six Nations Delicacy Duel

01:01:40 - ‘What’s in Swoop’s Temu Cupboard’

01:07:14 - Close of the show

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This week on the KOKO Show the lads are over in the Golden West all thanks to Tourism Western Australia, sampling everything that Perth has to offer from its natural beauty, to the food and all its groundbreaking entertainment. In this episode the boys glowingly recount their time at Rottnest Island, their dinner and tour at Gage Roads Brewery, climbing Optus Stadium and all the action from the HSBC SVNS at HBF Park. Plus, the fellas do a full rugby round up as they preview week one of the Super Rugby Pacific with their tips, tricks and everything in between, as well as a full recap of round one in the Guinness Six Nations for all our NHL’s.

In the Second half of the episode brought to you by HSBC we are joined by two legitimate Aussie greats Alicia Lucas and Michael Hooper to talk all things HSBC, SVNS and the Global Rugby Player Foundation. With our two red polo clad legends in tow the KOKO show takes a turn as we delve into the world of life after rugby, Swoop’s Temu addiction and just how excited everyone is about the 2027 Rugby World Cup.

So buckle up your chin straps and remember to slip, slop, slap, slurp and slide; this episode is an absolute scorcher in the wild wild west. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

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We are back for our first episode of the year and there is no better place to launch our new season than from the 2027 Rugby World Cup Schedule Reveal on the beautiful shores of Sydney Harbour. With the formalities all done and dusted, the games all announced and the William Webb Ellis trophy doing its thing around Australia the lads got to sit down with World Rugby Chair and former Wallaby Brett Robinson for a candid chat about the upcoming tournament.

The boys press Brett on his must watch games for the World Cup, the teams that could shock the competition and what he expects from the opening match between the Wallabies and Hong Kong China in Perth. With the World Cup just around the corner in 2027 it is fair to say that rugby hysteria is at fever pitch down under and KOKO can't wait for it to roll around. Plus, the lads get stuck into a little ‘Other Rugby News’ as they chat about Rock Elsom’s Noosa spotting, Razor getting sacked by the All Blacks and the teammate scuffle at the Waratahs. Lastly, the KOKO crew pick their Six Nations teams for 2026, as well as a full slate of tips for round one this weekend. So fear not our weary faithful, the KOKO has returned and we are ready to make 2026 bigger and better than ever. It’s time for season three of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

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As Andrea Bocelli once said “it’s time to say goodbye” to 2025 and gear up for a very merry silly season filled with rosé, prawns and a little touch of gout. This year for the KOKO show has been an absolute belter, we opened a new stadium in Hong Kong, we welcomed the British and Irish Lions down under and we delivered 48 rib tickling episodes to the people. This week we are rolling out the OG crew one last time to talk about the slate of international games that happened over the weekend, including the French smash up of the Wallabies, the Boks bouncing Ireland, the AB’s getting it done over Wales and England sneaking past the Argentinians. In what has been a topsy turvy year for rugby in Australia we saw it fit to finish the season with a little health check of the Wallabies, to see if McDreamy, McSteamy and McPeggy can still feel a pulse. With all the footy now in the rear vision mirror that lads decided to reflect on the year that was by presenting to you our loyal fans the second annual screening of the ‘KOKO Awards’ - recognising excellence in the fields of footy, fame and fun stuff. Plus, we are the gift that keeps on giving, as you know we have been shredding for summer all thanks to our partnership with WHOOP and today is the day for our grand reveal. Although not all of us hit our targets (or none of us) there is a glorious mid-show medley of man meat that simply can’t be missed. So, before we sign off one final time for 2025, all of us here at KOKO would love to thank you for your loyal and unwavering support of our silly little show. Please keep fighting the good fight, being kind to one another and please keep your eye on Swoop in the wild. It is time for the season finale of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

04:22 - FRANCE V WALLABIES REVIEW

14:04 - 2025 Wallabies season health check

19:47 - IRELAND V SOUTH AFRICA REVIEW

24:15 - ENGLAND V ARGENTINA REVIEW

25:47 - Tom Curry tunnel incident

26:30 - Ranking the European teams

27:45 - WALES V NEW ZEALAND REVIEW

29:14 - World Rankings check in

31:39 - Patreon plug

33:06 - World Rugby Awards

37:58 - 2027 Rugby World Cup Promo

38:51 - WHOOP FITNESS CHALLENGE REVEAL

47:30 - THE KOKO AWARDS

57:07 - Thank you to our fans

57:47 - The best email ever

59:13 - Close of the show

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This week on The KOKO Show we are joined in studio by a follically fabulous fly-half, he is a bronzed bombshell from Bondi who should probably be on tour with the Wallabies right now, but what the hell do we know! It is of course the one and only Mr Ben Donaldson. With Benny Boy riding shotgun the lads get candid with their concerns, as they dissect the Wallabies’ record breaking loss to a Mack Hansen powered Irish side in Dublin. The loss to Ireland is one thing for the Wallabies, but the lads appeared to be more shocked by the manner and style in which the Aussies got annihilated in the Emerald Isle. The boys get stuck into a road map of why the Wallabies find themselves in this situation and then they propose some possible ways in which we can right this ship, post the Joe Schmidt era. However, it is not all doom and gloom on the KOKO show as we highlight some of the other games from over the weekend, results that saw England beat the All Blacks in style, Scotland blow a big lead against Argentina and the Springboks beat Italy with only 14 men, AGAIN! As the international year comes to a close, we round the bend with only one week remaining in the Spring Tour and for the Wallabies it is all about leaving a mark against France, drawing a line in the sand that says “the slide stops here”. The KOKO Crew gives you all their predictions heading into round four of the tour, airing a few spicy upsets in the process and telling you who are the dead set locks. To finish the show we step away from the privately educated world of these ra ra raggamuffins to answer a listener question that shows a more human side to the lads - “what is your guilty pleasure no one knows about?’ - let’s just say the answers will knock your cashmere socks off. So sit back, relax, draw yourself a nice long bath and eat a tub of crunchy peanut butter with a spoon. This all new episode of Kick Offs and Kicks Ons is one hell of a therapy session!

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:04 - Intro Ben Donaldson

03:07 - Why Ben isn't in the Wallabies

10:07 - KOKO LAVA TAKE - IRELAND V WALLABIES REVIEW

24:15 - ENGLAND V ALL BLACKS REVIEW

31:56 - Prof’s trip to the Kangaroo Valley

32:36 - SCOTLAND V ARGENTINA REVIEW

37:18 - ITALY V SOUTH AFRICA REVIEW

39:13 - Donno is back at the Force in two weeks

40:42 - Drew Shows his World Cup journal to promote Patreon

41:48 - Understanding a player's “WHY?”

44:37 - THE WESTERN FORCE IN 2026

47:15 - Nic White as a coach

49:55 - WHOOP SEGMENT

52:32 - World Rugby Awards voting and predictions

56:36 - WALLABIES V FRANCE PREDICTIONS

58:21 - What is your guilty pleasure? Fan Question

01:03:27 - Close of the show

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This week on The KOKO Show the lads were a little down in the dumps and we decided that we wouldn't subject a special guest to our somber footy fuelled pizza-less pity party. Thus, we went for a no guest nonsense episode in the hope that with each other's support, love and no mention of Italian cuisine, we might start to make some sense of the Azurri’s shocking defeat over the Wallabies in Udine. The boys in this ep untie the bondage ropes, unfurl the main-sail and shoot from the hip as they search for answers surrounding the apparent regression of Australian rugby post their historical win over the Boks in South Africa. Questions are raised and theories are presented as to why our glorious gold jersey is dipping back into bad habits and playing an inaccurate brand of footy that screams fatigue and self-doubt. However, KOKO isn't just a one stop shop for doom and gloom, as we touch on all the other results from week two of the Spring Tour, matches that saw the Boks bounce the Frogs, the English defeat Fiji, the Pumas pounce on the Welsh and the All Blacks thumb their noses to the thistles. Plus, we take a look forward to week 3 of the tour, previewing and predicting that some teams (the All Blacks) will continue their roll and where others can bounce back from the depths of defeat (the Wallabies). Finally, the lads really lighten the mood of the show by answering a listener's question to take their minds off the on field action and boy does it ruffle a couple of feathers. So sit back, relax and boycott your local Italian businesses, it is very clear that they are doing better than advertised! Alorra ladies and gentlemen, it is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:04 - ITALY V AUSTRALIA REVIEW

08:19 - Why don’t the Wallabies pick their best 23?

11:25 - We look at the world rankings

13:01 - The Wallabies are predictable

19:29 - Wallabies’ injury crisis

20:36 - Best Wallaby performers

23:38 - The Italians were good

26:56 - FRANCE V SOUTH AFRICA REVIEW

31:45 - The guys discuss their favourite herbs

34:03 - SCOTLAND V NEW ZEALAND REVIEW

38:33 - Next week’s games

39:44 - WALES V ARGENTINA REVIEW

40:28 - ENGLAND V FIJI REVIEW

42:00 - Listener Question “What is pissing you off at the moment?”

49:05 - The WHOOP Segment

52:13 - Close of the show

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This week on The KOKO Show the lads are left to pick up the pieces after watching the Wallabies get put to the sword by a clinical English side over the Weekend. As Australians, there are a few things in life that can completely ruin your day: an increase in petrol prices, a shit coffee, tall poppies and losing to England in absolutely anything. So, being joined on the pod by one of England’s favourite sons Ugo Monye, made the licking of wounds so much harder for the lads as they had to navigate all the salt he was rubbing into them. With Ugo in tow and chipper as hell we broke down the English tidy up at Twickenham, illuminating where the Poms were perfect and why the Aussies couldn't fire a single shot. Ugo also gave us the low down on the English public’s current feelings about their rugby team and who they absolutely hate losing to on the world stage. Plus, we ran our collective footballing IQ’s across all the other international matches that happened over the weekend, results that saw South Africa jump Japan, Scotland make light work of the USA and the All Blacks pull apart the Irish. Finally, the KOKO crew look forward to next weekend as the Wallabies shape up to take on the Italians in Udine, whilst also previewing all the other big international matches on the card. So, to all my fellow Australians, lift up your chins, raise up your voices and say something mean to your local English import. It is time to forget about last weekend’s result, move on to next week’s match and enjoy the soothing sounds of an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

00:54 - Why does losing to England hurt so much?

02:12 - INITIAL ENGLAND V WALLABIES REVIEW

13:25 - Patreon Plug

13:50 - WHOOP Plug

18:02 - IRELAND V NEW ZEALAND REVIEW

23:05 - SCOTLAND V USA / THE FUTURE OF RUGBY IN THE STATES

24:48 - SOUTH AFRICA V JAPAN REVIEW

27:14 - Looking at the week 2 games

28:51 - Introduce Ugo Monye

30:50 - Ugo talks about England’s feelings after the win

32:01 - The English perspective on Australia

34:32 - Ugo’s notable players from the weekend

37:03 - Ugo’s fav Wallabies from the weekend

38:38 - England’s depth at 10

41:07 - Ellis Genge the enforcer

43:29 - Ugo had a bad Guinness on the weekend

44:29 - The resurgence of Borthwick

46:23 - Who do England hate losing to?

49:30 - Ugo’s prediction for FRANCE V SOUTH AFRICA

51:27 - Ugo’s fav players in the world right now

54:09 - Close of the show

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