Sup all you beautiful kooks! Here's another piping hot podcast, fresh out of the fat rendering...device? Sure, why not. So in this one we've got South American folklore, flying humanoids, alien imposters, miners with jet packs (or so THEY would have you believe!), stargates, psyops, organ theft/fat extraction, BOSCO!, "The Boys from Brazil", megalithic sites & ritual landscapes, alleged "alien mummies", dangerous and/or even deadly South American UFO/humanoid encounters, AND SO MUCH MORE! All this and the ongoing drama of one man's voice...hanging by a thread! Can he? Will he? Be able to correctly pronounce all of the exotic foreign words without sounding like an asshole? Listen for ALL the answers! PLEASE TO ENJOY!

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SOURCES:

*The Fort Itaipu Incident (1957): Primary documentation can be found in the Brazilian Air Force (FAB) declassified archives via the ARQUIVO NACIONAL (specifically the SIOANI reports). Secondary analysis is featured in Dr. Olavo Fontes' medical reports for the Aerial Phenomena Research Organization (APRO).

*The Arcesio Bermúdez Case (1969): Extensively documented by Dr. Jacques Vallée in his book Passport to Magonia and Confrontations. Additional clinical details are sourced from the archives of the El Tiempo newspaper (Bogotá, 1969).

*The Atacama "Mummification" (1997): Reports from the Carabineros de Chile (Calama District) and the research of Rodrigo Fuenzalida (AION Chile).

*The Nedelcovic Legend: Information on Nedelcovic is largely derived from "Grey Literature" and investigative podcasts focusing on deep-state operations, such as the Getting Spooked series (specifically the "Alien Psyops" episodes featuring Tanner Boyle).

*Pelacaras & Extraction Theory: Investigative reports from Timothy Alberino (Birthright) and Reuters/Associated Press coverage of the 2023 Ikitu attacks, which provide the "illegal miner" counter-narrative.

*Peruvian Megaliths & "Stargates": Jean-Pierre Protzen’s Inca Architecture and Construction at Ollantaytambo (Oxford University Press) and Vince Lee’s Forgotten Vilcabamba.

*Stargate & Telluric Theory: Christopher Dunn’s The Giza Power Plant (for acoustic/piezoelectric theories applied to Peru) and the ethnohistorical records of Amaru Muru curated by the Puno Archaeological District.

*The Nazca "Alien" Mummies: The World Congress on Mummy Studies (2017) white paper on the Nazca "forgeries."

*Proponent Research: The Gaia.com documentary series "Unearthing Nazca" and the University of Ica (UNICA) preliminary CT/DNA reports presented by Dr. Edson Salazar and Jaime Maussan to the Mexican Congress (2024).

*Sebastian Woodruffe: Coverage from CBC News, The Guardian, and the Ucayali Regional Police forensic reports regarding the death of Olivia Arévalo.

*Humanitarian Organizations: Official mission statements and project maps from AIDESEP (Peru), Amazon Watch, and Amazon Promise.

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HOOOOOO BOY! What's up you beautiful kooks! This here's another big'un for ya's! This episode is largely concentrated on the mysterious disappearance of Ambrose Bierce as well as his less discussed life of service in espionage and military intelligence! (Thanks largely in part to my primary source for this episode, author/investigator Walter Bosley's "Secret Missions 3: Destination Carcosa")! Not only that, but we'll be heavily exploring the intersection of "fictional" narratives, espionage, intelligence agencies, occultism, & memetic warfare! We'll also be looking into Robert W. Chambers and the "King in Yellow"/"Carcosa" myth cycle, along with a few special appearances by cults, ritual murders, a veritable SLEW! of your favorite authors/works of literature/film/etc., and Nazi UFOs! IT'S A GODDAMNED EXTRAVAGANZA! Trust me kooks, there's some very MINDBLOWING! information contained in this episode that I'm very surprised, almost OFFENDED! even, that more people aren't talking about let alone even mentioning at all! PUT IT IN YO BRAAAAAINS!

NOTE: I mentioned in this episode there would be an upcoming "1.5" follow up episode as an addendum to this one, but upon further review...it's not all that important or (more importantly) all that entertaining! So as far as all my Ambrose Bierce material goes...this is it! You're soaking in it hoser! Eh! Heh heh!

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Any SOURCES not specifically mentioned in this episode will be added in the "1.5" follow episode following this one.

If you are struggling with mental health and/or substance abuse issues, well...me too. But we're all fucked TOGETHER! Plus, if things get real bad, you can always dial 988. There's people who truly DO care and you are NOT ALONE!

HEYYOOOOO! What's up you beautiful kooks! It's back to classic form, I think, I hope! This episode we're delving into several explanations behind the strange "black goo" phenomena, whether they be scientific, supernatural, ufological, etc. I promise I'm like...60% less angry and shouty on this one. GET YOU SOME! (Thens puts its alls ups ins yous!)

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SOURCES:

*Bases at Woodborough - Harald Kautz Vella (Black Goo) - Conspiracy theories news - NewsLockerwww.newslocker.com*r/HighStrangeness on Reddit: Black Goo Locations (New Jersey) - Harald Kautz Vellawww.reddit.com

*ShipGoo001 - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

*https://johnkreiter.com/the-allure-of-black-goo-could-it-be-more-than-just-a-pop-culture-phenomena/

*https://www.facebook.com/groups/587276468104826/posts/2425556397610148/

*https://www.iflscience.com/mysterious-black-goo-has-been-tormenting-venezuela-for-40-years-72743

*https://www.wired.com/story/biggest-threat-to-humanity-black-goo/*If you are struggling with mental health and/or substance abuse issues, well guess what...it's gonna get worse before it get's better. But there's help, call 988. You're not alone. We're all fucked...TOGETHER!

There's quite a lot of bullshit out there. I release this against my better judgement, cuz pretty much fuck these people. But after consulting with one of my war time consiglieres, here it is. Back w/ new episodes soon! P.S. I yell a lot in this one, fair warning.

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HOOOOOOOOO BOY! Okay, so this ones got Disney (obvs), Nazis, NASA, Freemasons, Project Monarch mind kontrol, murder, mayhem, family annihilation, the 33rd parallel, AND SO MUCH MO! Give it a listen...don't cost nothin'. (But when I do figure out a way for you people to give me your monies that doesn't involve me doing a shitload more work...ohhh, you better believe that's a paddlin'!) BY THE WAY...I didn't turn off comments on my episodes, it seems to be doing it automatically for some fucking reason. I DON'T BELIEVE IN SILENCING PEOPLE, EVEN IF THEY WANT TO TALK SHIT! I'LL HAVE TO SEE WHAT THE HELL THIS IS ALL ABOUT BUT NOT TODAY, AS I'M SICK & TIRED OF FUCKING WITH TECHNOLOGY FOR THE DAY...P.E.A.C.E.

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SOURCES: I think they're pretty much all mentioned within the episode, except for maybe Walter Bosley's "Latitude 33-Keys to The Kingdom" (don't worry Walter...I paid money for all your books!)

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Here's another Epstein related drop while I'm working on actual real episodes (and hopefully getting my voice back to it's full unholy power). Thanks to you all for listening and (as far as I know) being decent human beings. Love y'all muthafuckas!

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SOURCES:

1The Jewish paedophile network of Epstein and Maxwell | by Dylan Evans | Mediummedium.com2Epstein Library | United States Department of Justicewww.justice.gov3Jeffrey Epstein: The Story You Haven't Heard, Eugenics, Transhumanism & Elites - YouTubewww.youtube.com4Millions of Jeffrey Epstein files released by US justice departmentwww.bbc.com5Updates: Millions of Pages of Epstein Documents Released - The New York Timeswww.nytimes.com6Report: Epstein wanted to spread his DNA by impregnating 20 women at his ranch | The Times of Israelwww.timesofisrael.com7NYC's socialist mayor dragged into Epstein scandal as files claim his MOTHER spent evening at Ghislaine Maxwell's house: Live updates | Daily Mail Onlinewww.dailymail.co.uk8What Is Transhumanism and Why Do People Associate It With Eugenics? | The Swaddlewww.theswaddle.com9For the Epstein Conspiracy Theorists, All Roads Lead Back to Israeljewishjournal.com10Jeffrey Epsteinjustice.gov
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SPECTROPHILIA? PARANORMAL SEXUAL ASSAULT? SLEEP PARALYSIS DEATHS? PENIS THEFT EPIDEMICS? GHOST MARRIAGES? ALL THIS & SOOOOO MUCH MORE! This is the final episode capping off one goddamn WEIRD-ASS month and a half of perverse paranormal studies. Have at it folks! Thanks for listening! Love you guys! I think I'm gonna take a short break after this episode so I don't burn out (plus...all the weird, icky feelings this particular topic has frequently caused me to feel... just...oof...I need a long hot shower or two. Maybe even a holy water enema while I'm at it!)

SOURCE: Unless noted otherwise within the episode, pretty much everything came from "Sex and The Paranormal" by Paul Chambers (It's an awesome book! Buy it here...https://www.amazon.com/Sex-Paranormal-Paul-Chambers/dp/0713727632)

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