My friend John Waters stops by to discuss his new novel LIARMOUTH: A Feel Bad Romance. It's the story of petty criminals, botoxed pets and sentient talking genitals. A non-stop crime spree action sex romp. Fans of John Waters will not be disappointed!

We also discuss hitchhiking, panhandling and having scabies. John Waters is, of course, a legend but was kind enough to spend some time with us dirty kids! Be sure to pick up one of his many books and check out his tour schedule!

LIARMOUTH: A FEEL BAD ROMANCE A hilariously filthy tale of sex, crime, and family dysfunction from the brilliantly twisted mind of John Waters, the legendary filmmaker and bestselling author of Mr. Know-It-All.

Marsha Sprinkle: Suitcase thief. Scammer. Master of disguise. Dogs and children hate her. Her own family wants her dead. She’s smart, she’s desperate, she’s disturbed, and she’s on the run with a big chip on her shoulder. They call her "Liarmouth"—until one insane man makes her tell the truth.

John Waters's first novel, Liarmouth, is a perfectly perverted “feel-bad romance,” and the reader will thrill to hop aboard this delirious road trip of riotous revenge.

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Pick Up The Book! https://us.macmillan.com/books/9780374185725/liarmouthafeelbadromance

The Homeless Romantic Podcast https://chris-jeffries.com/

Traveling and surviving like barnacles on the hull of society is undoubtedly a hard and depressing journey but adversity always yields the most amazing and hilarious stories.

Sex Workers, Hobos, Circus Freaks, Hippies, Inventors, Artists, Musicians, Crazy People and anyone interesting occasionally stop by and have long form conversations with me. Most telling stories from their adventures and travels but also topics ranging from past to future.

Everyone I know has a story to tell and I am always to excited to talk with someone new. Random stories of debauchery and survival in a society that doesn’t value compassion and creativity. The flowers that grow between the cracks in the street have a story to tell.

Key Moments 00:00 Introductions 1:50 Masturbating to the Tropic of Cancer 4:30 Crime is Beauty 5:20 New Orleans Bounce Night 7:30 Scabies and Lice 8:27 Snack Crackers Obsession 9:57 Hitchhiking across America 11:15 John Wayne Gacy 12:44 Favorite Books 14:33 Babysitting Parties 16:14 Mothers 17:42 John's Books Get Me Aroused 18:40 John Waters Christmas Card 21: 30 John Calls me handsome