Skittles-fuelled Joaquin Phoenix walk-out? ✅
Hawaiian-shirt red-carpet flex at the ESPYs? ✅
A Jimmy-Buffett dog-friendly cruise we desperately want to board? ✅

Chip & Thomas pack this one tighter than a Vegas pool party and keep the sun screened laughs coming while the countdown sits at 125 days to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki).

Why hit “Play”?

🤯 Joaquin Phoenix & the Skittles-Scooter Incident – never mention pro-wrestling around him (00:00).

⚰️ Birthday Hawaiian Shirt vs. Surprise Funeral Plot – gifts from very different moms (01:28).

🩺 Game-Show Medical Results – how to deliver Quest Diagnostics with a drum-roll (02:04).

🎬 True-Crime Makeover – adding boinks, sound gags & Steve Harvey to Netflix docs (05:09).

🕶️ Suit + Sea-Turtles Shirt – Thomas owns the ESPYs red carpet, compliments flood in (14:08).

🎤 Chip’s First On-Stage Hawaiian – Philly crowd pops when the Aloha print hits the lights (11:27).

🎸 Backstreet Boys in the Sphere – 105 °F, 360-° visuals and Millennium-level nostalgia (20:09).

💵 The $20 Check-In Bribe – instant room upgrade; learn the “Vegas front-desk slide” (24:49).

🚢 Cruise News Double-Feature – LA tummy troubles outbreak vs Margaritaville’s dog-only sailing (30:20).

🐕 Rin-Tin-Titanic & Other Paw-puns – pitching the ultimate canine cruise movie (40:44).

🎟️ Saving Big-Screen Comedy – Hawaiian-shirt meet-ups for the new Naked Gon reboot (44:39).

📚 Guinness 2025 Arrives – 15 000-sq-ft bouncy castle & 910-balloon hour record (57:59).

🦃 Plan Your Island Thanksgiving – join the burnt-ones in Waikiki this November (1:03:40).

Hit play for SPF-soaked escapism, cult-documentary silliness and enough island energy to cool a Vegas sidewalk.

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Chapters

00:00 Joaquin Phoenix Skittles-Scooter Story
01:28 New Birthday Hawaiian & Surprise Funeral Plot
02:45 Fake Game-Show Test Results Bit
04:40 “Burnt Ones” vs Alternate Podcast Names
05:09 Fixing True-Crime Docs with Wackiness
08:23 Daily Hawaiian Tropic Ritual & Island Mindset
10:12 Thanksgiving in Paradise – 125-Day Countdown
11:27 Chip Wears First Hawaiian On Stage (Philly)
14:08 Thomas’s ESPYs Red-Carpet Hawaiian Suit
20:09 Vegas Sphere Backstreet Boys Birthday Trip
22:55 105 °F Pool Day & Short-Rib Eggs Benedict
24:49 $20 Front-Desk Bribe – Suite Upgrade Win
30:20 LA–Mexico Cruise Norovirus Outbreak
32:10 Margaritaville’s Dog-Friendly Cruise Pitch
40:44 Rin-Tin-Titanic & Other Dog-Cruise Movie Ideas
44:39 Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings to Save Theater Comedy
50:10 Horror Pick Together & Weekend Movie Plan
54:45 Jimmy Buffett Cat-Stevens Docking Fact
57:59 Giant Bouncy Castle + 910-Balloon Record
1:03:40 Join Us in Waikiki & Outro Room-Service Bit

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