You thought it was “Hot Mom Summer.” It’s actually “Mom, I’m hot. Mom, I need a snack. Mom, I’m bored.” We’re breaking down the chaos of summer with kids: vacations that aren’t vacations, swimsuit struggles, mom guilt, and why you need that iced coffee (or wine) just to survive the day. Hit play, it’s Mom O’Clock Somewhere.

Chapters

00:00 Summer Parenting Chaos
11:46 Body Image and Swimwear Struggles
15:15 Toddler Challenges and Pool Adventures
22:42 Vacationing with Kids: A Different Kind of Stress
25:01 Screen Time and Summer Routines
25:51 Navigating Parenting Challenges
28:17 Summer Guilt and Family Activities
31:32 The Joys and Chaos of Summer
38:06 Body Image and Self-Perception
40:38 Reflections on Summer Fun and Safety
48:57 Intro 2.wav

• (00:00:00) - How To Have A Hot Mom Summer
• (00:03:50) - 2K Subscribers
• (00:05:14) - MRK merch launch!
• (00:06:35) - The Guest Is Sick On My Podcast
• (00:08:42) - Hot Girl Summer vibes
• (00:09:32) - Biker Short
• (00:11:53) - Moms Talk About Their Swimsuits
• (00:15:05) - 3 Tips For Wearing A Bikini Suit
• (00:15:20) - Baby Diaper Rash This Summer
• (00:17:51) - What's Your Hot Mom Summer?
• (00:20:49) - TikTok Sending Free Stuff To Its Users
• (00:21:22) - Jellies Are Back
• (00:21:48) - Amelia On Her Vacation
• (00:24:36) - Beachgoers talk hot weather
• (00:25:13) - Parents Talk About Screen Time During Summer Vacation
• (00:28:01) - Joey's Summer Guilt
• (00:30:55) - co-parenting with three kids
• (00:33:56) - How To Prepare For Summer
• (00:37:03) - When You Can't Keep Anything Clean
• (00:38:29) - Summer, Do You Think You're Sexy?
• (00:41:16) - "I Had A Ball In Atlantic City!"
• (00:43:06) - Kidnapped Kids Walk For the First Time
• (00:46:01) - Carding Old People For Summer
• (00:47:42) - WE HIT 2K SUBSCRIBERS!!
• (00:48:44) - Happy 4th of July!

Cribs, caddies, chaos — oh my. In this episode, Emily and Dom dive deep into the baby product jungle, exposing what’s worth the hype, what’s a complete scam, and what no one dares to put on a registry (peri bottles, we’re lookin’ at you). From holy grail lifesavers like the Baby Brezza and sound machines to total fails like wipe warmers and $80 trash cans for poop, they hold nothingback. Plus, it’s game time with “Buy It, Borrow It, or Burn It.” Spoiler: the wipe warmer didn’t survive.

Tagline: The only thing you really need? Sanity, caffeine, and friends who’ll tell you not to buy the Bumbo.

• (00:00:01) - Baby's First Birthday
• (00:00:30) - Our HONEST Feedback On Joey and Seth
• (00:01:17) - Want to Be On Our Podcast?
• (00:02:24) - call her Alex
• (00:03:42) - Baby Products
• (00:06:51) - My Dog Got A Haircut
• (00:08:15) - My Story About A Hot Nanny
• (00:10:30) - Oh Baby Registry...
• (00:11:09) - Baby Brezza Washer Pro
• (00:12:39) - Bajorn Baby Bouncer vs. Nuna Toddler
• (00:14:57) - Baby Babies In Their Parents' Homes
• (00:17:27) - What's The Best Baby Bassinet?
• (00:18:45) - Noise Machines For Kids
• (00:21:46) - Baby Braza
• (00:22:07) - Kite Baby Sleep Sack
• (00:24:46) - "Why Would We Wake My Baby?"
• (00:25:01) - Binky Safety
• (00:27:02) - What is like, your 3, 4 things that you need for
• (00:29:29) - Baby Bichorn Carrier
• (00:31:50) - What's The Best High-Chair?
• (00:32:39) - Parents Talk About Pampers Diapers
• (00:35:12) - Diapers in the Car
• (00:37:30) - What Kind Of Stroller Should You Buy?
• (00:39:12) - What You Need to Know About the Nuna Travel Stroller
• (00:41:55) - Wagon vs. Wonderfold Stroller
• (00:44:52) - Jill on Postpartum Anxiety
• (00:46:07) - Nest Cam and 4-Mom Video Monitoring
• (00:48:51) - Tick Tock
• (00:49:03) - Baby Supplies That Are Trash
• (00:51:15) - Baby's Bumbo Seats
• (00:52:03) - What You Need to Know Before Having A V-B Birth
• (00:53:04) - Baby Bottle War
• (00:55:14) - Borrowing a Child's Toys
• (00:57:13) - "I Would Buy My Own Sea Bass"
• (00:57:31) - The Breastfeeding Mom's Advice
• (00:59:56) - "The Worst Thing I Bought For My Baby"
• (01:02:57) - Punishment For Not Telling Your Husband You're P

EPISODE 9: "When The Dads Got The Mic...And We Got Anxiety"

In honor of Father’s Day, we handed the mics to our husbands… and instantly questioned our decision. Emily’s husband Joey (dad of 3 toddlers) and Dom’s husband Michael (first-time dad of a wild 15-month-old) get brutally honest about dad life — the wins, the fails, and the stuff they usually keep to themselves.

From poop-stained shirts to secret late-night Google searches, they’re spilling it all:

Who their favorite kid is (yep, we asked)

Their biggest dad fails

The unfiltered reality of parenting

And why they love their crazy, chaotic wives.

Zero prep. Maximum chaos. Slight risk to our marriages. You don’t want to miss this one.

Chapters

00:00 Celebrating Fatherhood: A Special Father's Day Episode
05:36 Life as a Dad: Balancing Chaos and Routine
10:51 Lessons from Childhood: Emulating Parental Figures
16:30 Reflections on Parenting: What Legacy Do You Leave?
21:54 The Unhinged Side of Fatherhood: Changes Over Time
29:47 The Joy of Introducing Kids to Sports
35:10 The Rookie Dad Experience
40:18 The Learning Curve of Fatherhood
46:07 Balancing Work and Family Life
51:40 The Importance of Making Memories
57:12 Reflections on Fatherhood
01:02:19 The Role of a Father
01:07:55 Advice for New Dads
01:13:52 Lessons Learned from Parenthood
01:24:02 Intro 2.wav

• (00:00:01) - Children's Cheer
• (00:01:00) - Mama Talk Somewhere
• (00:03:38) - The First Guest Comes to the Marriage
• (00:05:08) - How a Circus Affects Your Nerves
• (00:05:38) - The Drunkard Who Said He Should've Put The Kids To Bed
• (00:08:42) - Adam Levine on Becoming a Dad
• (00:09:37) - Brad Paisley on Being a Dad
• (00:13:16) - Joey On Being A Dad
• (00:16:06) - Joey on His Parents' Legacy
• (00:19:59) - Married Parents Talk About Their Parenting
• (00:23:03) - Joe on His Unhinged Kids
• (00:25:19) - What's the Best Part of Being a Dad of 3?
• (00:27:20) - Joey the Baseball Player
• (00:30:11) - Joe on Emily's Motherhood
• (00:31:44) - Gio From Gas Station Milk
• (00:33:42) - Uncle of The Year
• (00:37:19) - Dad on Gio's First Year
• (00:40:36) - When a Dog Grows Up
• (00:41:08) - Joey On His Wife's Google Activity
• (00:43:45) - Dom and Geo's First Month
• (00:45:53) - Talking About the Delivery Room
• (00:46:13) - Was My Wife Right to Stay At Home With Our Baby?
• (00:49:45) - Dom on His Wife Giving Up Her Career
• (00:54:52) - Bama the Dog Is In the Hit-ing Phase
• (00:56:16) - Uncle Mike on His Son's Childhood
• (01:00:33) - Jerry On His Son's Sports
• (01:03:00) - Joey on His Dad's Questions
• (01:03:30) - What Is The Best Thing About His Dad?
• (01:06:05) - Baby Booty Episode 9
• (01:06:41) - Best Friends Married!
• (01:07:45) - Punishment For Talking On A Podcast
• (01:08:27) - C section daddy's advice for his first baby
• (01:11:34) - Dom During The Birth Of His Daughter
• (01:13:34) - The Birth of Baby No. 3
• (01:15:25) - The Day Of My Son's Birth
• (01:17:37) - How To Have A First Child
• (01:21:13) - "We Love Our HUSBANS"
• (01:22:15) - PODCAST: Just Listening To Our Guy

We’re throwing it way back to the feral 90s—Dunkaroos, blacklight trauma on Room Raiders, and no helmets in sight—then fast-forwarding to today’s Gen Z madness, where kids speak in TikToks and need a trophy just for trying. It’s chaos vs. curated… and we’re just trying to survive both.

Takeaways

The importance of relatable content in podcasts.
Sharing funny and embarrassing stories can create connection.
Women supporting women is a powerful theme.
Nostalgia for the 90s resonates with many listeners.
Parenting styles have evolved significantly over the years.
Old school parenting methods often seem harsh by today's standards.
Birthday parties have become extravagant compared to the past.
Toys and fast food have changed dramatically over the years.
MTV shows from the past shaped cultural perceptions.
Family dynamics can lead to surprising and shocking situations.

• (00:00:01) - Baby's First Mother's Day
• (00:00:43) - WE'RE ON EIGHT!
• (00:02:33) - Baby Bird In My Beach Bag
• (00:05:18) - Baby Gio Eating Bird Poop
• (00:07:03) - I Pranked My Best Friend With A Pregnancy Test
• (00:09:35) - I Confessed I Was Pregnant To My Sister-in
• (00:11:40) - I ACTUALLY GOT PREGNANT ON A TEST
• (00:13:07) - Mama Clock at a Women's Event
• (00:15:22) - Old School Moms vs The New School Mom
• (00:19:54) - What About School Lunches Back In The Day
• (00:22:56) - Baby Curfews
• (00:25:30) - 90s Baby Talk: Ring The Doorbell
• (00:28:06) - Old School Mom vs New School Mom
• (00:30:34) - What A First Birthday Party Should You Have?
• (00:33:17) - Teens Talk About Toys R Us
• (00:35:11) - Slang Words For Kids
• (00:37:08) - Skibidi. No, It Doesn't Mean Anything
• (00:38:52) - I Could Never Make It In High School
• (00:41:55) - "It Was Innocent"
• (00:42:08) - On Taking Care Of A Sick Child
• (00:43:04) - Moms Put Lipstick On Their Kids' Faces
• (00:44:40) - The Secret Life Of The Lurker
• (00:46:16) - MTV's Same Room Readers, Dating
• (00:49:24) - Celebrities Talk About Their Real Lives
• (00:51:11) - Secret Lies
• (00:53:17) - Peeing My Belly Button
• (00:55:25) - Confession

EPISODE RECAP:

This week on It’s Mom O’Clock Somewhere, we’re recapping our very different experiences at the same wedding — because of course we didn’t live the same reality.

SEGMENT 1: “Two Moms, Two Very Different Weddings” Emily was living her best kid-free, care-free, and mildly feral life — dancing, sleeping in, and finding love in… a janitor’s closet. Meanwhile, Dom brought Gio and tried to hand him off, but still heard phantom cries during the vows and stayed half-on-the-clock with a side of “false freedom.”

SEGMENT 2: “Wine, Weddings, and Wondering Who’s Watching the Kids” We talk about drinking (mostly) guilt-free, trying to vibe like our pre-mom selves, and the kind of mom guilt that crashes the party like your ex who still wears Axe body spray.

SEGMENT 3: “Post-Wedding Whiplash” Coming home slapped us with the mental load like a confetti cannon of chaos. Was the break even worth it? (Spoiler: yes, but also no.)

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Love languages before kids? Sexy, sweet, spontaneous. Love languages after kids? Sleep, solo Target trips, and someone else handling bedtime. In this episode, we break down how our romantic vibes turned into survival strategies—and why “folding the damn laundry” is hotter than foreplay these days. Touch me? Only if you’re holding snacks.

• (00:00:01) - Hello, It's Mama Clock
• (00:00:43) - Degrees In The Real World
• (00:01:35) - Welcome Back, Neil
• (00:02:25) - How To Talk To Yourself On A Bad Day
• (00:03:30) - Brothers' Love Languages
• (00:04:05) - Oh My! I Cut My Finger Open
• (00:05:33) - I Stopped Cooking Because I Was On My Period
• (00:07:19) - My Son Stabbed The Wall
• (00:10:10) - Joey Had A Teen Accident
• (00:11:27) - Love Languages
• (00:11:47) - What Are Your Love Languages?
• (00:13:05) - "Words of Affirmation"
• (00:16:06) - Do You Have A Love Language?
• (00:18:21) - What Are My Love Languages?
• (00:20:51) - What Is Your Love Language?
• (00:23:22) - When You're High Maintenance
• (00:25:02) - My Love Languages For My Husband
• (00:27:27) - What Do You Think Your Husband Gives To You?
• (00:30:02) - In the Elevator With Friends
• (00:30:14) - What Your Love Language Is For Your Husband
• (00:32:47) - My Love Language
• (00:35:01) - When You Can't Stop Talking To Your Child
• (00:37:28) - Baby's One-Nap Transition
• (00:38:52) - How To Deal With a Screaming Child
• (00:41:44) - Bob Dylan on His Sex Life
• (00:41:54) - "We're Not Going to Bahamas"
• (00:44:43) - Paula on Her Wedding Plans
• (00:47:32) - How To Put In A Car Seat
• (00:49:46) - Does Your Husband Think He's Funny?
• (00:52:23) - Do You Think Your Husband's Funny?
• (00:54:39) - Manny and Dominique On Being Funny
• (00:55:40) - Pregnant Woman On A Day
• (00:56:46) - "I'm Sick Of Me"
• (00:57:31) - Punishment For Talking On An Airplane

Summary

In this episode, the hosts explore the ups and downs of motherhood, sharing personal stories and insights about their experiences as moms. They discuss the challenges of rediscovering their identities after becoming mothers, the complexities of maintaining friendships, and the unique dynamics of mom friendships. The conversation is filled with humor, relatable anecdotes, and a fun game of 'Would You Rather: Mom Edition' that highlights the humorous side of parenting.

Takeaways

- Rediscovering identity as a mom can be challenging.
- Friendships often change after becoming a parent.
- It's important to find a balance between motherhood and personal identity.
- Mom friendships can be both rewarding and challenging.
- Humor is a vital part of navigating motherhood.
- Sharing stories helps build connections among moms.
- It's okay to feel lost in the transition to motherhood.
- Support from friends and family is crucial during this time.
- Being open about struggles can foster deeper connections.
- Every mom's journey is unique and valid.

In this episode, “Schedules, Chaos & Survival: The Mom Divide,” we dive into the wild contrast between moms who live by color-coded calendars and those who thrive in beautiful chaos. We talk routines vs. flexibility, survival mode moments, and how every mom finds her own rhythm in the madness. Whether you're team planner or flying by the seat of your leggings, this one's for you. Grab your coffee (or reheat it again) and join us for a real, honest chat about navigating motherhood on your own terms.

• (00:00:01) - My Sister's Singing
• (00:00:47) - Shout Out To Pearl
• (00:01:17) - Pregnant Women Talk
• (00:03:09) - When You're Drinking While Pregnant
• (00:03:51) - I Had A Terrible Week But Guess What? I'm On
• (00:06:20) - Penicillin Passes Through My Sperm
• (00:08:29) - I Should've Knew Better My Death Story
• (00:09:51) - Scores And Schedules
• (00:10:48) - "The Calendar Queen"
• (00:11:27) - How To Get Your Baby On A Baby Schedule
• (00:13:40) - One Mom's Guide To A Sleep Schedule
• (00:15:54) - Baby's napping schedule
• (00:18:04) - How to Keep a Schedule For Your Kids
• (00:21:26) - How I Learned To Love My Baby's Sleep
• (00:23:53) - How I Learned To Sleep Train My Kids
• (00:26:18) - How To Sleep Train Your Child
• (00:28:38) - Did You Sleep Train Your Child?
• (00:31:10) - Baby's Sleep Training
• (00:33:25) - How To Be Late With Three Kids
• (00:36:05) - Don't Put Pressure On Yourself, Mothers Say
• (00:39:22) - How to Talk to a Parent About Her Child
• (00:40:31) - Type A moms: Things That A Type A Mom Would Never Do
• (00:42:41) - Is Your Husband More Or Less Unusual?
• (00:44:54) - My Life With My Kids
• (00:47:18) - Oh, Exciting Things Coming Your Way
• (00:47:34) - Mom Confessions
• (00:48:29) - He Stuck In The Mud With My Kids