In Season 4, Episode 29, Embert takes on the age of oversharing, calling out the obsession with turning private life into public spectacle.

What to expect:

• A scorching roast of social media trauma competitions

• A story about a lawn mower, a lightning storm, and one cousin who never got forgiven

• A rant about the difference between vulnerability and attention-seeking

• And this gem: “Some things aren’t relatable—they’re just weird. Keep it.”

If you’ve ever wanted to scream, “WHY would you post that?!” this episode is your catharsis.

New episodes drop regularly, unless Embert accidentally goes viral for yelling at a man recording his therapy session at a Cracker Barrel.

In Season 4, Episode 28, Embert rolls his eyes straight through the modern obsession with being “uniquely broken”. He takes aim at the way people mistake attention for validation and confuse relatability with depth.

You’ll hear:

• A rant about “neurospicy” sandwich confusion

• Embert’s grandson inventing trauma for social points

• A Target oat milk meltdown

• And this Embert classic: “You're not special. You're just very, very online.”

For anyone exhausted by internet personalities trying to turn every emotion into content, this one’s your sermon.

New episodes drop regularly, or whenever Embert tries to buy a candle and ends up yelling at a ring light display.

In Season 4, Episode 27, Embert tackles the growing confusion between being nice and being good. He reminds listeners that smiling, nodding, and avoiding conflict doesn’t make you moral—it makes you quiet. And the world doesn’t need more of that.

What you’ll hear:

• Embert’s story about Barbara the overly polite but completely useless toaster

• A roast of fake kindness, tone policing, and “supportive” people who ghost you at the first sign of effort

• A plea to bring back truth-telling and integrity over likability

• And this closer: “Nice is safe. Good is earned.”

This episode is sharp, wandering, hilarious—and more important than some people want to admit.

New episodes drop regularly, or whenever Embert remembers what he was yelling about mid-sentence.

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In Season 4, Episode 26, Embert tackles the culture of identity-as-achievement with his usual blend of wisdom, irritation, and side-rants that may or may not end where they start.

This episode includes:

• A reality check on why who you are isn’t the same as what you’ve done

• Embert roasting people who list their personality traits like job experience

• A call to stop branding your emotions and start building a life

• A reminder that your identity is a launchpad—not a trophy

• And the closer: “Your identity might open the door—but your work is what keeps it open.”

If you’re tired of watching people get celebrated for labeling themselves instead of living fully, this one will hit just right.

New episodes drop regularly, as long as Embert doesn’t accidentally sign up for a sensitivity workshop he thought was a car show.

In Season 4, Episode 25, Embert takes down the modern obsession with “my truth”—especially when it’s used to cover up, excuse, or distort reality. With sharp humor, a few off-topic stories (including one about W-4 forms and emotional meltdowns), and that classic Embert sting, this episode is a wake-up call for a culture drowning in curated dishonesty.

Inside this episode:

• The difference between feelings and facts

• A roast of social media storytelling-as-survival

• Embert’s grandson getting dragged for mistaking confidence for competence

• A reminder that telling the truth is more powerful than inventing a flattering version of it

• And the mic-drop: “If your truth contradicts reality, it’s not brave—it’s bull.”

This one’s a little louder, a little messier, and exactly what Embert was born to say.

New episodes drop regularly, unless Embert loses his voice from yelling at the news again.

In Season 4, Episode 24, Embert takes on the overuse, misuse, and abuse of the word anxiety. With brutal honesty, old-man wisdom, and a few stumbles into stories that go nowhere, he makes the case that a lot of people don’t need therapy—they need structure, honesty, and fewer late-night bagel bites.

This episode features:

• A roast of performative anxiety culture and “overwhelm” syndrome

• Embert’s grandson getting clowned for being “too anxious” to answer email

• A plea to stop mislabeling lifestyle fallout as medical conditions

• A call to return to discipline, boundaries, and actual coping skills

• And the unforgettable closer: “You don’t need to regulate your nervous system—you need to clean your car and face your bills.”

This one’s a little harsh, a little off-topic, and exactly what some folks need to hear.

New episodes drop regularly, assuming Embert doesn’t get canceled for suggesting life isn’t supposed to feel like a permanent wellness retreat.

In Season 4, Episode 23, Embert pushes back against a culture that treats every mistake like a sin and every awkward opinion like an act of war. With his usual mix of cranky wisdom and hilarious detours (including one about duct-taped Buicks), he reminds us of something important: you can be wrong without being evil.

This episode covers:

• Why curiosity is being crushed by judgment

• Embert’s grandson getting triggered by the word “dictation”

• A rant on online mobs and how they weaponize ignorance

• A call for grace, correction, and the lost art of learning out loud

• And this closer: “If perfection’s the bar, we’re all going to hell—so pass the damn humility.”

It’s sharp, funny, and probably going to make someone very mad—which means it’s doing its job.

New episodes drop regularly, as long as Embert doesn’t get exiled for using outdated vocabulary in a sentence that wasn’t even about you.

In Season 4, Episode 22, Embert delivers a fiery, heartfelt Memorial Day message the world desperately needs. With a mix of raw patriotism, sharp humor, and old-school scolding, he reminds listeners what this holiday is really about—and who it’s for.

This episode features:

• A touching and hilarious tribute to Benny, a fellow soldier and turkey thief

• A roast of modern Memorial Day “celebrations” involving weed, glitter, and trauma for every neighborhood dog

• A scathing reminder that respect doesn’t come with sparklers and Coors Light

• And this line that says it all: “You’re not honoring anyone if you can’t even put the vape down for a moment of silence.”

If you’ve ever felt like Memorial Day lost its meaning, this episode brings it back—loudly, lovingly, and without apology.

New episodes drop regularly, or when Embert sees one too many red, white, and stupid tank tops at the gas station.