👁️ Infrared Contact Lenses, Genetic Breakthroughs & Healthcare Scandals | Funny Medicine Podcast

In this episode, we break down the latest must-know medical news with humor, honesty, and a touch of panic. From Bell’s Palsy anxiety to babies surviving at 22 weeks, we’re covering the medical spectrum, one wild headline at a time.

🚨 Topics covered include:

• Infrared vision contact lenses that could let humans see in the dark

• A controversial UnitedHealth scandal: nursing homes paid to delay emergency care

• The dangerous impact of junk food advertising on kids and upcoming UK ad bans

• CRISPR gene therapy used to treat a baby with a rare genetic condition

• A legal and ethical deep dive into Georgia’s abortion laws following Adriana Smith’s tragic case • A huge drop in U.S. drug overdose deaths in 2024—what’s behind the numbers?

• How dietary fiber might help flush out forever chemicals

• And yes, we start with a classic self-diagnosis moment: Yvy's panic over a possibly droopy eyelid and the fear of Bell’s Palsy 🧠 🎧

Whether you’re into medical breakthroughs, health policy, science news, or just want a smart laugh, this episode’s for you.

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📌 Chapters 00:00 Introduction & Technical Difficulties

01:43 Quick Medical News Rundown

02:17 Bell’s Palsy Panic & Droopy Eyelid Drama

04:19 Infrared Contact Lenses & Superhuman Vision

12:02 UnitedHealth Nursing Home Controversy

18:28 How Junk Food Ads Hijack Kids’ Brains

21:56 Teen Vaping & Marketing Tactics

22:42 Adriana Smith’s Story & Georgia Abortion Laws

33:53 U.S. Drug Overdose Deaths Drop in 2024

38:20 Fiber vs. Forever Chemicals

40:55 CRISPR Gene Therapy Saves a Baby

44:58 Wrap-Up & Next Episode Teaser

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