Hey babes, ready to dive headfirst into the whirlwind world of wild nights, regrettable decisions, and the road to redemption? This episode of Pissy But Pretty is a no-holds-barred journey where Heather and Emily scoop the dirt on their riotous pasts full of drinks, drama, and deliciously bad choices because let's be real, who doesn't love a little chaos with their morning coffee?

These once-upon-a-time party queens spin tales of their escapades with a cheeky blend of humor and brutal honesty. From the battle with booze and boys to finding hope amidst the hangovers, it’s a candid look at how past poor choices don't have to define you. Inspired yet? Here's the kicker: How do you turn being the life of the party into the life you've always wanted?

Tune in and listen as our hosts, with their mics and moxie, break down life's lessons like it's brunch therapy. Be prepared to laugh, cringe, and maybe even shed a tear (if that’s your thing). You won't just hear stories; you’ll gain insights on reclaiming your narrative, one cuss word at a time.

Episode Highlights:

10:46 - And we thought we were Coyote Ugly dancing on the bar. And I don't know, in my head, this is how it went. We are dancing on the bar, and Emily dances herself right off the bar. And I feel like everything went quiet. Like, the music stopped, and all of a sudden everyone's like, [gasps] and you just stood up. Two beer bottles. You didn't even spill them. I have never been more proud of you in my life.

12:29 - Black eyes, bleeding, bloody, I remember the pictures you used to send me, like, the next day. And I'd be like, when the hell did that happen? But we never stopped drinking, at least I never did, and the party kept going. We would separate, and I think we would still keep partying. And we would get those pictures of busted hands, broken bones, bruises that we didn't know where they came from.

16:46 - For instance, when I was, like, freshman or sophomore, I remember this guy asking me out, and he was, like, a big baseball stud. My dad was really into baseball. So when I told him that this senior had asked me out, my dad was so excited because this big baseball star had asked me out. And he's like, "You wanna come over to my parents' house and we'll watch a movie?" I'm like, "Yep. Anything but a scary movie." Dude rented Hand That Rocks the Cradle, probably from the Blockbuster.

Disclaimer:

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