We asked y’all to send in your wildest anonymous stories… and this episode spiraled FAST 💀

From unexpected swingers to 4-foot bongs to a butt plug gone way too far — we read, rated, and reacted without holding back.

Plus: our game “Who Would Survive?” is back with even more chaos.

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What happens when you give two country girls explosives, go live on TikTok, and ask brutally honest questions in a game of “Rapid R-Rated Fire”? Total chaos.

In this episode, Sam and Aymee recap their most unhinged live stream yet — from forehead jokes and farting on-air to getting banned over southern slang. Then they dive into how they accidentally ruined a gender reveal with way too much Tannerite and not enough color powder.

Plus: wild bunny hunts, redneck drinking games, and a round of rapid-fire questions that got way too real.

This week, we dive deep into the Diddy trial, Cassie’s shocking testimony, and all the Hollywood chaos that’s coming to light. From baby oil and freak-offs (not the fun kind) to conspiracy theories, alleged coverups, and our unfiltered take on victim-blaming—this one gets intense.

Then, of course, we completely derail into bees attacking us mid-recording, vampire justice, and an unhinged round of “Would You Rather?” that ends with one of us sweating mayonnaise and the other almost committing a felony.

So basically… just another episode of If You Don’t Say It, I Will.

Timestamps:

0:00 – Intro: “Did He Do It?”

2:00 – Cassie’s story + freak-off breakdown

8:00 – Hollywood conspiracies (Kim Porter, Bieber, Will Smith & more)

17:00 – Celebrities we grew up on who spiraled

20:00 – Our own stories + real talk on trauma

32:00 – Would You Rather: unhinged edition

49:00 – Bee attack, mayo sweat, and vampire vengeance

50:00 – Outro & send us your crazy stories!

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