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This week Ade and Aaron sink their teeth into the modern cinematic disaster that is Morbius (2022). Jared Leto broods, Matt Smith struts in pinstripes, Tyrese Gibson pretends to be an FBI agent, and a colony of CGI bats work overtime.

Along the way, Ade and Aaron learn important scientific lessons about human DNA, and discover that parts can double as medical-grade sequencers.

Grab your popcorn, favorite brand of artificial blood, and join the hosts as they laugh, cringe, and almost—almost—find something redeeming in one of the most memed superhero flops of our time. It’s Morbin’ time… or at least, time to admit this movie deserved all those memes.

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In our first episode, Ade and Aaron take on War of the Worlds (2025) — the Ice Cube–starring, Amazon-Prime–streaming, alien-data-sucking spectacle no one asked for but everyone is hate-watching.

Ice Cube stars as an NSA analyst who spends more time spying on his kids’ fridges than saving the world, while Eva Longoria watches the weather. The aliens? They don’t want our planet, they want… our data. Cue Facebook memories disappearing, planes falling from the sky for no reason, and tanks that instantly rust when Wi-Fi goes down.

Add in the most shameless Amazon product placement ever, stock footage galore, and the worst green screen we’ve ever seen, and you’ve got a masterpiece of unintentional comedy.

Was it so bad it’s good? Nope. It was just boring. But like The Room or Plan 9 from Outer Space, this movie might earn its place in the “so bad you need to witness it once” hall of fame.