This is exactly what is sounds like -- a heartfelt rant on the most terrible gym personalities in existence. You all know who they are. The grunters. The ramblers. The slobs. We're going off on a tangent today -- and THEN we'll answer some of your anonymous questions!

Want to submit an anonymous question for the next episode? Send a "Never Have I Ever" my way OR something you'd like for me to cover on dating apps in the next episode -- or ask me anything at all. If your question is good enough, I'll answer it anyways!

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Episode 2 is out! You all asked me for advice about everything under the sun, anonymously, and I hope you enjoy my answers. Please remember that these opinions are parody (mostly) and not to be taken seriously!

If you'd like to submit an anonymous question for me to answer in my next episode, please submit a topic you'd like for me to become an expert in for one minute.

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Hey, you there!

Submit an anonymous ask for advice. Any advice, whether it be what to buy your spouse for her upcoming birthday or advice on how to prepare for the inevitable alien invasion, drop it here via the link below!

https://tellonym.me/NotResponsibleforThisContent

Over the course of two weeks, I left a link to an anonymous inbox for my family, friends, and whoever stumbled upon it to ask any question they wanted to. From philosophical hitters to absolutely nonsensical silliness, I received a question-range so wide, I fear reigning you all in to focus you on Episode 2's prompt might be like herding three-legged cattle.

I've answered every question. No matter the question. And hope you enjoy this spontaneous concoction of every emotion in the spectrum!