Buckle up, you glorious weirdos, for another unhinged dive into The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey! We’re serving piping-hot 2025 tea, starting with Honey Boo Boo’s Lifetime biopic that’s got us shook—Alana Thompson spilling her truth while we clutch our pearls over Mama June’s money-grubbing past. Then, we channel our inner Trump (because who else?) to drop his Kisses and Tears folk album, a Bob Dylan knockoff so bad it’s got Melania ghosting harder than a Tinder match. Gen Z? Oh, they’re catching strays—think felony-charged cruise ship teens beating up old folks and kids clocking out of school for nail appointments. We’re screaming, “Where’s the sandal-slapping tiger mom when you need her?!” Pour one out for Jiggly Caliente, our forever-21 queen, with a tribute that’ll make you laugh and cry. And yeah, we go there: microplastics in our balls, teachers fingering jean holes (yep, it’s a vaginus-level scandal), and a heated debate on whether balls smell like microwaved bagels. It’s trauma, it’s chaos, it’s us ranting about everything from 9/11 pledge trauma to Obama’s paddle-wielding justice. Join us for a fever dream of laughs, shade, and straight-up madness.

Alex and Kelsey return to talk about some unexpected casino guests, funny Dragon Ball names, surprising Ancestry.com reports, coming out of the "bilingual closet," beef with moms, childhood trauma, the scary consequences of AI, quitting old (and funny) habits, angry computer troubleshooting advice, the REAL story of Steve Jobs, the art of being alone, becoming a "dog whisperer," cat parenting, Kelsey's cat ditching her for Taylor Swift, demented sitcoms, the differing bathroom habits of men and women in the workplace, and letting go.