What Movie Should We Do Next?

We review Obsession (2026) while drunk and caffeinated, score it category by category, and admit it left us disturbed long after the credits. We use the movie to talk plainly about consent, the “nice guy” villain, and the damage we cause when we manufacture a reality that erases someone else’s autonomy.
• Quick detour into Celebrity Ghost Stories skepticism
• Our three-part review method plus what we are drinking
• Plot recap of the One Wish Willow and the obsession spiral
• Trigger warning and why the film is a hard watch
• Acting highlights and standout lead performance
• Cinematography notes on pace, color, shadows, and demonic movement
• Score and sound design debate plus nostalgia fatigue
• Why the protagonist’s cowardice is the engine of horror
• The Golden Path on red pill culture and learning lessons the hard way
• Manufactured reality as the core theme plus the vase scene symbolism
• What we would do differently if we were in the story
• The bottom line takeaway on accountability and consent

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What Movie Should We Do Next?

We’re running on fumes, so we caffeinate and pour a drink while we take a hard look at We Bury the Dead. We land on a 3/5, praise the acting and visuals, then dig into the grief metaphor that nearly sticks the landing before the ending sends us into a rant spiral.
• our quick spoiler synopsis and the three-part review format
• Daisy Ridley’s performance and why the cast sells the emotional beats
• cinematography highlights including background staging and zombie reveals
• soundtrack choices that sometimes fit and sometimes jar
• plot gaps, vanishing characters, and why the ending matters most
• the Golden Path read of the film as a metaphor for grief and closure
• why the zombie baby and Viking funeral undercut the theme for us
• what we would do in the dead zone, from tapping out to looting
If you argue with us, then uh then you need to come on the program.

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What Movie Should We Do Next?

We get a little drunk, a little high, and put Mortal Kombat 2 on trial with our three-part review system, ending with a final score that’s more forgiving than the plot deserves. We dig into what makes the sequel feel more watchable than the last reboot, then spiral into fandom drama, plot armor, and the only question that matters: what would our fatalities be.
• our three-part scoring method and why it fits franchise sequels
• quick Mortal Kombat 2 setup and what the movie prioritizes
• acting highs and lows across the cast
• cinematography, VFX, and why some sets feel empty
• soundtrack choices and the missing iconic theme problem
• plot complaints versus “it’s about the fights” expectations
• unpredictability, body count, and whether deaths feel earned
• fandom toxicity, Cole’s role, and why plot armor kills stakes
• inserting ourselves into the roster with custom powers and fatalities
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