What Movie Should We Do Next?

We argue about Texas Chainsaw Massacre across the 1974 original and the 2022 sequel, then land on a franchise score that feels brutally fair. We dig into why the first film shaped slasher history while also admitting how loud, awkward, and exhausting it can be to actually sit through.
• mix-up over which Texas Chainsaw version got watched
• opening banter on emo scars, aging, and survival instincts
• drinks, toasts, and the show’s rating framework
• 1974 plot recap and why the last stretch becomes nonstop screaming
• ratings for acting, cinematography, score, plot, and rewatchability for 1974
• 2022 sequel critique on writing, fake-looking gore, and unearned themes
• gentrification theme and the missed opportunity of the shooting survivor storyline
• “golden path” meanings: slaughterhouse imagery and humans as meat
• inserting ourselves into the movie and how a gun changes everything
• final notes on camera moves, junk-table pans, and the legendary wrench throw
2.5/5

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We bounce from childhood nostalgia and drink experiments into a blunt debate about acupuncture, pseudoscience, and how trust in medicine gets manipulated. Then we tear into a dinosaur time-slip movie by scoring acting, cinematography, music, plot logic, and the deeper relationship themes it almost nails.
• hoarding nostalgia objects and the fantasy of future value
• “least resistance” as a way to find sustainable goals
• acupuncture skepticism and the placebo timing trap
• how pseudoscientific care can erode faith in medicine
• the movie’s premise and why “no cell phones” changes everything
• acting notes, with specific praise for the lead and frustration with child performances
• CGI dinosaurs, suspense shots, and camera choices like diopter lenses
• plot holes and weak dialogue that leave the wrong questions
• rewatchability despite flaws and hopes for a director’s cut
• repair after conflict, trauma bonding, and how audiences read art through their era

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What Movie Should We Do Next?

Luke returns! We come in hot on Spider-Man: Brand New Day, from dumb jokes and drinks to a real argument about whether this is the best Tom Holland Spider-Man or a messy Disney machine. We land on a 3.5 and then dig into the deeper themes of isolation, self-acceptance, surveillance, and what it means to mourn people who are still alive.
• our three-part review method and what we’re “bringing to the table”
• quick plot rundown: forgotten Peter Parker, Gene Gray, organic webs, and too many converging storylines
• ratings for acting, cinematography, score, plot, and rewatchability plus why our scores split hard
• the Punisher and Hulk cameos, what they add, and what they dilute
• “flock camera Spider-Man” and the ethics of mass surveillance by a masked hero
• the Golden Path read: trauma, regret, growth, and radical empathy
• mourning friends who keep living without you and why that hurts more than death sometimes
• inserting ourselves into the film and how our rewrites change everything

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A movie can be dumb and still be fun. Psycho Killer on Hulu manages the rare trick of being dumb and exhausting, and we tried, we really tried, to meet it halfway. Ryan Barron North and James Crosslin kick things off with our three part method: we rate the film out of five, we walk the Golden Path to find the deeper message (if it exists), and then we insert ourselves into the story to see how it changes when characters make even one smart choice.

From the opening tragedy to the last second conspiracy twist, we break down the biggest plot holes and “wait, what?” decisions, including how the film handles police work, FBI involvement, and a bonkers jump toward Three Mile Island. We also talk craft: flat performances, awkward staging, cheap masking choices, and why the movie feels like it was written by someone who never googled anything, including how people act in danger, in grief, or in a room full of cultists.

Then the conversation gets sharper. Psycho Killer leans hard on Satanism as a shorthand for evil, and we unpack how that plays into a modern satanic panic atmosphere and conspiracy flavored storytelling. A bad slasher film is easy to forget, but a bad slasher that echoes real misinformation can hit differently.

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We rate Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey with a hard-number score, then argue about whether the film finds a real point beyond the hype. We end up in a bigger fight about adaptation, missing gods, sidelined women, and why culture war takes make everyone dumber.
• opening banter on pressure, fandom, and why the show relaxes us
• quick detour into Vampire the Masquerade and why brooding fails fast
• our three-part plan: stars, meaning, then inserting ourselves into the film
• drink check, heat dome misery, and toasts to new VPN locations
• acting breakdown, including standout performances and roles that drag
• cinematography debate on muted color palette, blocking, and uneven effects
• score reactions, theater mixing, and what sticks after the credits
• plot talk on regret, shame, depression, and what Nolan changes from Homer
• disagreement on Odysseus as clever hero vs dude who bros through
• Athena as goddess vs PTSD metaphor and what that does to the story
• culture war chatter about casting, bots, and real-world takes leaking in
• missing gods, missing comeuppance arcs, and what we wanted to see
• Troy comparison and why rewatchability matters
• our self-insert pitch: Dionysus everywhere and Hades ending the Tom Holland problem
3.5/5 Stars!

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We put Evil Dead Burn to the test with a five-category scoring system, then argue over whether its violence feels like classic Evil Dead chaos or a clumsy attempt at a message. The conversation spirals into Deadite personalities, practical effects vs CGI, and why “send them to the mirror realm” might be the cleanest relationship advice we accidentally give.

3/5
• quick toast-driven intro plus listener shoutouts and pre-movie banter
• spoiler-filled plot recap focused on the funeral setup and Deadite spread
• acting breakdown with a clear standout Deadite performance
• cinematography talk on memorable gross-out shots plus CGI shortcuts and shaky geography
• score reactions that focus on franchise sound cues over a memorable theme
• plot and structure criticism including missing payoffs and unfinished beats
• golden path take on comedy choices and why likable characters matter in horror
• debate on spousal abuse themes and why the metaphor feels muddy
• demon cosmology talk on mirrors, suffering, and cosmic order vs randomness
• we insert ourselves into the film and pitch alternate arcs

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We review Sheep Detective with our three-part method, then use a talking-sheep murder mystery to get weirdly personal about memory, grief, and what we choose to carry. The jokes land, the whiskey shows up, and the “golden path” turns a simple family film into a sharp rant about algorithm-fed reality.
• our mind-altering setup with propranolol and bourbon
• quick plot rundown: sheep gain agency, farmer dies, mystery begins
• category ratings for acting, cinematography, score, plot, and rewatchability
• why the movie works as a kid-friendly bridge to death and loss
• missed opportunities with forgetting and the unreliable narrator angle
• the “golden path” on trauma, empathy, and the comfort of pain
• media silos, TikTok-fed opinions, and how platforms shape beliefs
• inserting ourselves into the story with alternate characters and darker stakes
• closing spiral on insurance incentives and daily-life absurdity

3/5.

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