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Herm's House Podcast

Herm's House Podcast

著者: David "Herm" and Kristin Hermosillo
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Welcome to Herm’s House!

Step inside where real talk meets real life—marriage, family, parenting, and all the beautiful chaos in between. Hosted by a husband and wife duo (Herm & Kristin) who have seen it all (and lived to laugh about it), we’re here to share our experiences, lessons learned, and the hilarious moments that make it all worthwhile.

With a mix of heart, humor, and honesty, Herm’s House is your go-to spot for insight, advice, and—if nothing else—a solid dose of entertainment. Whether you're looking for wisdom, a good laugh, or just a reminder that you're not alone in this wild ride called life, you're in the right place.

So grab a drink, get comfy, and welcome to Herm’s House—where love, laughter, and life lessons never run out!

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  • Herm’s House Podcast | Season 4 - Episode 4 | Longtime Listener, First-Time Caller
    2026/10/31
    Welcome to HER’s house. (Herm’s words, not ours.) This is a special one: our producer, Alexander Ward, is a brand new dad, so we pulled him out from behind the screens and onto the show for an episode of new-dad advice from two people who have done this five times — the oldest ones with teenage parents learning on the fly, and Gordy with the retired, slightly more figured-out versions.First, the update: mom is healing great, the baby mostly chills, and Alexander knows he got lucky. Which is exactly why we had to warn him: do not let that easy first baby fool you. The second one is the Tasmanian devil. (Or Stitch, for the younger crowd.) We get into the moment it gets real for dads, why your only job for the first few months is taking care of mom, and Alexander’s game plan, which is honestly perfect: “Tag me in, coach.”Then the stories come out. Kristin’s skin-to-skin moment with a brand new Gordy did not go the way the brochures describe, Herm cut an umbilical cord with his eyes half closed, and we retell the great coffee run: told the baby was hours away, Herm stepped out for coffee, and got THE call in the hospital basement. He made it back. Barely.Alexander also gets his official Football Minute assignment: the football movies his son is required to watch, in order, by age — starting with Little Giants. Then he asks the big question: after five kids, what’s the one thing you wish you’d known? Herm says he’d have had them all at 30. Kristin says slow down and live in the nuance. And Gordy? Gordy crashes the episode to show off his missing teeth, because of course he does.If you’ve got advice we missed, Alexander is reading the comments. Help us raise this man’s baby.🏃 HERM’S HOUSE HERO WALK — SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7Our 11-mile walk honoring veterans, benefiting Hero Breakfast, Inc.Register, sponsor, or donate: https://donorbox.org/events/967208/steps/choose_tickets⸻💡 In This EpisodeA special episode: new dad editionMeet our producer, Alexander WardDon’t let the first baby fool youThe moment it gets real for dadsKristin’s skin-to-skin storyCutting the cord (eyes half closed)Your only job right now: take care of momThe coffee run birth storyPaternity leave: 2007 vs. 2019Practicing the national anthem in the truckThe must-watch football movie listThe one thing we wish we’d known“I would have had them all at 30”Slow down and live in the nuanceWhy he’s called Gordy (the snacking)Be honest with your kids, especially teensGordy crashes the episode⸻⚡ Episode Highlights“Longtime listener, first-time caller.”“Tag me in, coach.”“Don’t let the first baby fool you.”“The baby’s coming!”“I would have had them all at 30.”“Live in the nuance.”⸻🎙️ Chapters00:00 – Welcome to HER’s House00:33 – A Special Episode: New Dad Edition02:04 – Meet Alexander Ward (He Was Muted)02:50 – How’s Life with a Newborn?03:37 – Don’t Let the First Baby Fool You05:36 – Gordy Runs the Green Room06:20 – The Moment It Gets Real for Dads07:35 – Kristin’s Skin-to-Skin Story09:22 – Cutting the Cord (Eyes Half Closed)10:29 – Your Only Job Right Now: Take Care of Mom11:59 – The Coffee Run Birth Story14:39 – Fake It Till You Make It15:45 – Paternity Leave: 2007 vs. 201916:48 – Blessed, Busy & Waiting for the First Laugh17:38 – Practicing the National Anthem in the Truck19:38 – The Football Movie List (Football Minute)23:29 – 3 Ninjas Holds Up (Sort Of)24:16 – The One Thing We Wish We’d Known26:13 – Gordy Crashes the Episode27:38 – Slow Down & Live in the Nuance29:37 – Share Your Passions (Why He’s Called Gordy)30:19 – Be Honest with Your Kids32:07 – Actually Ask for Help33:20 – Send Alexander Your Advice34:33 – Love You, Bye⸻🎤 Sound Bites“Longtime listener, first-time caller.”“Tag me in, coach.”“I would have had them all at 30.”“Live in the nuance.”⸻🔑 KeywordsHerm’s House Podcast, family podcast, marriage podcast, parenting podcast, new dad advice, first time dad, newborn, Alexander Ward, parenting advice, five kids, birth story, paternity leave, dad life, Little Giants, Friday Night Lights, Varsity Blues, football movies, Gordy, honest parenting, Tucson podcast, Arizona podcast⸻🤝 THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORSALPHA REALTY TEAMKeller Williams Southern Arizona🌐 www.alpharealtyteam.comPEOPLE HELPING PEOPLE STUDIOS🌐 www.peoplehelpingpeoplelive.comThank you for supporting Herm’s House Podcast and helping us continue sharing the laughs, the stories, and the everyday chaos happening inside Herm’s House.⸻📌 Support the Show⭐ Leave us a review👍 Like the episode💬 Tell us in the comments:What do you wish someone had told YOU before your first baby? Drop it below — Alexander is reading every single one.Follow @HermsHousePodcast and subscribe wherever you listen so you don’t miss the next episode.Support the show
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  • Herm's House Podcast | Season 4 | Episode 3 | Everybody Lost This Weekend
    2026/10/24
    Welcome back to Herm’s House, where the Hero Walk is two weeks out and Herm has the pace math to prove he’s ready: 16 to 18 minutes a mile, and he will absolutely walk at your pace. (He will also leave you. It depends on the moment.) We’ve got the final details: Saturday, November 7, 8:00 AM at The Station Pub & Grill in Marana, 11 miles with stops at Waste Management, Nana’s Kitchen, and Jeremiah’s Italian Ice. Walk one leg or walk it all — Kristin will be driving alongside in the Expedition, and hopping in is fully allowed. Shirts are finalized, a few sponsor spots are still open, and veteran resource tables are free.Then it’s time for the saddest Herm’s Football Minute yet. The Vail Vikings Purple got knocked out of the playoffs, 28 to nothing against the best team in the city… and we need to talk about that first touchdown, because the flag was pulled, the other team’s sideline agreed the flag was pulled, and it should have been 0–0. The boys held the #1 team nearly scoreless, got compliments from their coaches AND their referee, and their seven-year-old quarterback rolled down the window to tell us we had a squad. We lost, but it felt like Friday Night Lights. Oh, and Texas lost. And the Cowboys lost. Everybody lost.Also in this one: our oldest boy’s homecoming game in freezing wind (his girlfriend refused Herm’s jacket because she’d rather be cute), his best friend Logan winning Homecoming King with a hit so hard the ball popped loose, and Gordy pulling a flag on one of the fastest kids in the city — after pulling his first flag EVER earlier this season. Full circle.Then the whole crew took over the Marana Pumpkin Patch for Ava’s 5th birthday: a real field, a tractor ride, an apple cannon, and a pumpkin so big Herm carried it like a baby. Dinner after came with a party of 11, a great pizookie debate, and a full investigation into the couple at the next table: first date… or fight?Plus: the teenagers loose in the corn maze (the George Bush game is exactly what it sounds like), Kristin’s teenage desert party that ended with a helicopter, last-minute cruise packing chaos, and Herm’s plan to keep training for the Hero Walk by walking the cruise ship deck. In a Speedo. Pray for the other passengers.⸻💡 In This EpisodeHero Walk: two weeks out, final detailsYou don’t have to walk all 11 miles (hopping in is allowed)Herm’s 16-to-18-minute milesShirts are finalized, sponsor spots still openHerm’s Football Minute: the playoff gameThe touchdown that should NOT have countedHeld the #1 team to almost nothing“Y’all had a squad” — the 7-year-old QBGordy pulled a flag in the playoff gameTexas lost. Cowboys lost. Everybody lost.Homecoming in freezing windShe’d rather be cute (the jacket refusal)Logan, Homecoming King, and the fumble hitSleepover headquarters: Herm’s HouseGordy lost another toothThe jack-o’-lantern with Gordy’s smileMarana Pumpkin Patch: field pumpkins & apple cannonsAva’s 5th birthday (the only non-Bella)The great pizookie debateFirst date or fight? The table next to usThe corn maze and the George Bush gameKristin’s desert party helicopter storyThe Serena rain theoryLast-minute packer problemsTraining on the cruise ship (Speedo edition)⸻⚡ Episode Highlights“It should have been zero-zero.”“She’d rather be cute.”“That boy better run.”“I talk a lot. A lot.”“It’s a maze maze.”“Thanks a lot, Serena.”⸻🎙️ Chapters00:00 – Welcome to Herm’s House00:59 – Hero Walk: Two Weeks Out03:15 – Herm’s Walking Pace05:44 – Herm’s Football Minute: Playoff Heartbreak07:05 – Texas Lost. Cowboys Lost. Everybody Lost.07:44 – Homecoming: Freezing Wind & the Jacket She Refused09:24 – It Should Have Been 0–010:42 – Gordy Pulled the Flag11:55 – Sleepover Headquarters12:50 – Gordy’s Tooth & the Jack-o’-Lantern13:36 – Marana Pumpkin Patch16:00 – Ava’s 5th Birthday17:15 – The Pizookie Debate17:48 – First Date or Fight? The Table Next to Us19:20 – Herm Never Stops Talking20:34 – The Corn Maze & the George Bush Game23:02 – The Desert Party & the Helicopter24:09 – Cruise Weather & the Serena Rain Theory25:45 – Last-Minute Packer Problems27:37 – Cruise Costumes & Amazon Deliveries28:32 – Training on the Boat (Speedo Included)29:44 – Send Us Your Cruise Advice30:10 – Love You, Bye⸻🎤 Sound Bites“It should have been zero-zero.”“She’d rather be cute.”“I talk a lot. A lot.”“Thanks a lot, Serena.”⸻🔑 KeywordsHerm’s House Podcast, family podcast, marriage podcast, funny couple podcast, parenting podcast, youth flag football, Vail Vikings, playoffs, underdog story, Friday Night Lights, Texas Longhorns, Dallas Cowboys, homecoming, Gordy, pumpkin patch, Marana, corn maze, Ava’s birthday, first date stories, pizookie, first cruise, cruise packing, last minute packer, Hero Walk, Hero Breakfast, veterans, Tucson podcast, Arizona podcast⸻🤝 THANK ...
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  • Herm's House Podcast - Season 4 | Episode 2 - She Lied in Church. He Watched Football.
    2026/10/16
    We’re back in the new studio, and this week Herm actually followed the show notes in order. (Kristin would like it noted that this is a first — and that he still managed to skip Herm’s Football Minute.)Herm’s been training for the Hero Walk and his body has filed a formal complaint: everything is fine… except from the neck down. Between the four-mile training walk, three innings as a Diamondback that somehow hurt for four days, and Kristin’s knee blowing up to the size of a grapefruit after a 30-minute walk, the Hermosillo athletic department is not doing great.Then it’s Sweet Sixteen time. Herm and Kristin were the Ninos — the godparents — for their goddaughter Bella, which is how Herm ended up playing Lumière from Beauty and the Beast in the court dance, singing out loud and twirling around the room with candlesticks made from Cricut vinyl rolls. (Not paper towel rolls. The vinyl rolls are sturdier. Words are hard.) His flame fell off, he blew out his own candle, and all four boys — three teenagers and a seven-year-old in full suits — had to be kept serious in church. It did not go well. Somewhere in that empty church, on a wooden pew, a fart echoed… and by the end of rehearsal, even the priest was asking about the football score.Speaking of football: the playoff game got moved UP two weeks. The Vail Vikings now face the #1 seed in the entire town this Saturday, October 17, they’ll be missing one of their biggest players, and they’ve been practicing almost every day. A true underdog story. Disney, call us.We also learn how fantasy football ruined Kristin’s ability to enjoy football — she let ChatGPT draft her team, she’s 1-4, and there IS a punishment for whoever finishes last — and Herm tells the story of the very first rule of dating him: you have to like his teams. House divided is not an option. There’s photo evidence from their first big trip to prove it.Plus: the fall break that will not end (week THREE?!), the urgent team meeting that definitely could have been a text, and the countdown to the event gauntlet — Kristin’s Florida conference, their FIRST EVER cruise (during hurricane season… while Kristin is reading a shipwreck book… because of course she is), Thanksgiving, and Senior Day.And one last Hero Walk plug before we go: Saturday, November 7, 8:00 AM at The Station Pub & Grill in Marana. Herm is walking all 11 miles with a speaker strapped to his vest playing his music, so bring your own headphones if George Strait isn’t your thing. Kristin will be driving behind him. Beeping. Details are in the episode — and in the link in our bio.New studio. Same notes (mostly). Same chaos. Welcome back to Herm’s House.⸻💡 In This EpisodeHerm actually followed the show notes (a first)Training for the Hero Walk: the four-mile reportEverything hurts… from the neck downThree innings of baseball, four days of painKristin’s grapefruit kneeA quinceañera for a 16-year-old?Being the Ninos: godparent duties for BellaHerm was Lumière (and yes, he was singing)Candlesticks from Cricut rolls — sturdier than paper towel rollsThe flame fell off: he blew out his own candleFour boys in suits trying to be serious in churchThe fart in the empty church“Do you not go to church?”Watching football in church (everyone was doing it)Nobody should have babies during football seasonHerm’s Football Minute: the playoff game moved UPThe #16 seed vs. the #1 seed — this SaturdayMissing one of our biggest players: counting on the little guysFantasy football ruined football for KristinChatGPT drafted her team (she’s 1-4)The last-place punishmentThe first rule of dating Herm: like my teamsThe sad-face photo that started it allWeek THREE of fall break?!The meeting that could have been a textOur first cruise ever — and Kristin’s reading a shipwreck bookHero Walk: she drives, he walks, George Strait plays⸻⚡ Episode Highlights“Everything is fine. Except the neck down.”“I done blown out my candle.”“Look at Jesus. He’s judging you right now.”“Do you not go to church?”“That could have been a text.”“Nobody told anybody to have babies during football season.”“Amarillo by morning.”“You ain’t gotta go home, but you gotta get the heck out of here.”⸻🎙️ Chapters00:00 – Henry VIII & Wife #601:15 – Herm Actually Followed the Notes01:45 – Training for the Hero Walk03:00 – Everything Hurts (Neck Down)04:22 – A Quinceañera for a 16-Year-Old?05:10 – Herm Was Lumière06:40 – Teenagers in Tuxes07:45 – The Fart in the Empty Church08:45 – “Do You Not Go to Church?”09:51 – No Babies During Football Season10:47 – Kristin Catches the Missing Football Minute11:47 – Herm’s Football Minute: Playoff Game Moved UP13:05 – A Real Little Giants Story13:51 – Fantasy Football Ruined Football14:19 – ChatGPT Drafted My Team15:33 – The Last-Place Punishment16:28 – The First-Date Rule: Like My Teams19:01 – Week ...
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