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Halloween Special: Ghost, Monkeys, Murder Plots & Mozzarella Sticks | What Are We Doing Podcast #212

Halloween Special: Ghost, Monkeys, Murder Plots & Mozzarella Sticks | What Are We Doing Podcast #212

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 It’s Halloween, and I’ve officially hit rock bottom—dressed head to toe as a Chili’s mozzarella stick. Nobody, and I mean nobody, wanted to complete the costume with me. My wife said no. My dog ran away. So here I am, half a mozzarella stick, full of regret, wearing my Radical Rita shirt, still begging Chili’s to acknowledge my existence. What are we doing?This week’s episode kicks off inside the “Chili’s Mozzarella Stick Studios” where I give a full breakdown of spooky stories that somehow got real. First up, Ghost Adventures star Aaron Goodwin finds out mid-episode that his wife was arrested for hiring a hitman to kill him. That’s right—she literally tried to turn him into one of the ghosts he’s been chasing for 46 seasons. From ghost hunting to murder-for-hire, this story has everything. Netflix true crime, prison pen pals, and a reminder to maybe double-check your spouse’s DMs.Then, we head down to Mississippi where the chaos continues. A tractor trailer overturned on I-59, releasing a pack of lab monkeys across the highway. Yes, real monkeys. The kind that make you question whether the apocalypse already started and nobody told us. Officials say they aren’t infected with anything, but if you see one in your backyard—maybe don’t try to pet it. Meanwhile, in Texas, a Spirit Halloween shopper lost control of their pet monkey inside the store. It’s diapered, it’s swinging from the rafters, it’s dodging animatronics. Folks, leave your monkeys at home.But it wouldn’t be a true Halloween episode without a trip into the darkness of global corruption. Over in the UK, Prince Andrew has officially been stripped of his royal titles after his Epstein connections resurfaced. He’s no longer a prince, no longer royal, and now going by “Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.” Imagine being demoted so hard you lose your last name. Buckingham Palace called it “necessary.” Translation: “You embarrassed us on an international level.” What are we doing?And while the world burns, our own government’s been shut down for a month. SNAP benefits are about to expire. Forty-two million Americans could lose access to food because politicians would rather argue about who gets credit than actually fix the problem. Banks are running dry, liquidity is disappearing, and nobody’s doing their job. Welcome to America, the scariest haunted house of them all.To wrap it up, we talk about Neo, the $20,000 humanoid robot from 1X that supposedly makes your life easier. Except it doesn’t. It can barely open a fridge. The company says it’s AI-powered, but the demo reveals a guy in another room wearing a VR headset controlling it manually. We’re buying expensive robots that can’t even fetch water. What are we doing?It’s chaos from top to bottom—haunted marriages, royal meltdowns, escaped monkeys, government breakdowns, and robots pretending to be smart. Happy Halloween, folks. Stay safe, tip your servers, and for the love of mozzarella sticks, hit that subscribe button before the Chili’s PR team ghosts me too.
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