Greetings, delicious humans!

Welcome to the Season Two Premiere of Good Morning Evildoers. We are baffled by your decision to return, given the obvious peril, but you do you.

In this episode, a righteously indignant internet reporter, a health update on Coelacanth, and Winifred back to her daily announcements. Please enjoy. We’ll know if you don’t.

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Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Currently at the lair under Denver International Airport after last season’s…ah…shenanigans, she’s ready to help you with all your Hideous Resources needs.

Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/

Digital frippery is available at Gumroad.

Perceive us at Instagram, Bluesky, Slasher, and Tumblr. Yes, Tumblr. Stop laughing or it’s into the ball pit with you.

We are infinitely grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi. Evil requires a surprising amount of caffeine.

Bye-bye now.

This is the first time we’ve released a meditation without subliminal messaging encouraging betrayal, carnage, and death. Please enjoy.

Music by Ribhav Agrawal from Pixabay. https://pixabay.com/music/ambient-the-realization-ambient-piano-230860/

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Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated.

Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium.

Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you.

Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/

Perceive us at Instagram, Bluesky, Slasher, and Tumblr.

Digital frippery available at Gumroad. Zine #003 now live!

And we are infinitely grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi.

Bye-bye now.

Greetings, delicious humans!

Welcome to our Season Finale, and thank you for your kind attention. In this episode, Winifred has a heart-to-heart conversation with The Good.

Well, neither of them has what might be conventionally termed a “heart,” but we expect you’ll understand the metaphor.

In any case, the tunnels beneath Denver International Airport witness some bitchy back-and-forth, which would be quietly amusing were it not for the body count. (By the way, Graveyard Rabbit, those tunnels look very much like the stairs in your moodboard.)

Please enjoy. Or don’t. We’re not your mom. Make your own decisions.

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Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated.

Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium.

Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you.

We will be taking a hiatus, and return on June 20 for Season Two. Yes, on Midsummer. We wouldn’t want you to be alone on so important a sacrificial occasion.

Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/

Perceive us at Instagram, Bluesky, Slasher, and Tumblr. Yes, Tumblr is still there.

Digital frippery is available at Gumroad. Zines. Encouragement. Cocktail recipes!

And we are infinitely grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi.

Bye-bye now.