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  • Reminder From Season 1: Perimenopause = Sexymenopause
    2026/06/04
    This week, Sonia and Jessica are back to discuss the glamorous reality of being women in their 40s—which apparently includes hormones doing whatever they want, kids asking the same question 47 times in a row, and spending weeks planning a birthday party that lasts approximately three hours. The conversation bounces from Memorial Day weather pivots and kitty-cat-themed birthday party planning to the emotional rollercoaster of raising strong-willed little humans. They share real parenting moments, the chaos of toddler independence, dance recital memories, children's museum meltdowns, zoo adventures, and the universal experience of trying to make family memories while secretly wondering if everyone is about to lose their minds. Along the way, they discuss the reality of perimenopause, why "sexymenopause" might be one of the greatest marketing campaigns of all time, viral social media surprises, fast-food emergencies, and the emotional support Chick-fil-A sauce that got them through it all. Because motherhood after 35 isn't always graceful—but it is usually entertaining. Topics include: ✨ Kitty-cat birthday party planning and execution ✨ Toddler independence, emotions, and power struggles ✨ Dance recitals, zoo trips, and children's museum adventures ✨ The reality of perimenopause and hormonal chaos ✨ Funny parenting wins (and failures) ✨ Family outings that almost go off the rails ✨ Postpartum perseverance and motherhood resilience ✨ Why sometimes surviving the day is the victory Resources & Links: Geriatric Mamas WebsiteMontessori EducationTips for Potty TrainingDance Recitals and Costumes Inspiration Connect with the Geriatric Mamas: InstagramFacebookEmail us at hello@geriatricmamas.com Want to be a guest? Fill out our Be a Guest Form and share your motherhood, pregnancy, or fertility journey. We’d love to feature your story! And remember: We’re committed to sharing raw, honest experiences, so stay tuned for more heartwarming, hilarious, and relatable episodes. Thanks for listening, and we’re so glad to be back! What we're reaching for: 🍋 Sati Soda’s lemon-lime blend is one of those things that just makes our routine feel more elevated without trying too hard. It has this really calming, clear energy from the CBD and adaptogens like lion’s mane and ashwagandha, so we feel relaxed but still present. 🤍 A space for women fully in it—IVF, pregnancy after loss, high-anxiety pregnancies—the emotional roller coaster no one warned us about. It’s everything the “just relax” crowd doesn’t understand. 🧳 The packing cubes that make life feel curated and calm—with everything tucked into its spot, we’re actually able to see what we packed, and suddenly the whole day vibes… a touch more peaceful and under control. 🌿 We’ve been using these and the difference in our face and ankle swelling is actually noticeable. It’s this blend of herbal ingredients that supports lymphatic drainage and helps your body move things along (which, honestly, we all need), and somehow it just works. 🍷 When we wanted something to take the edge off without drinking—whether it was preconception, during any trimester, or honestly through this whole motherhood journey—we’ve reached for a calmer, cleaner option. This tincture was the one that worked. 🍊 Feeling bloated and just... off lately? Same. This is one of those tiny daily things that actually makes a difference—just a few drops and you feel like you’re at least trying to have your life together. We use it, our kids use it, and it’s officially part of the routine. 👖 Fertility hormones and bloating are literally the worst—getting dressed some days feels like your own body is sabotaging your vibe. So here’s our comfort-first guide to what actually feels good during fertility treatments—because if you’re already injecting hormones, the absolute bare minimum is pants that aren’t emotionally aggressive.
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    51 分
  • We're Back, Mama's!
    2026/05/28

    On this episode, Sonia and Jessica share life updates, why they disappeared for a bit and honestly needed the break, a chaotic unexpectedly long drive home from Logan Airport with major GPS betrayal energy, moving into a new apartment and adjusting to a whole new normal, potty training wins, fails, and absolutely unhinged toddler moments, Annabelle’s dance recital experience (including emotional mom moments and hilarious tap dance chaos), thoughts on homeschooling and preschool activities, plus what’s next for ‘Geriatric’ Mamas—including getting back into a regular rhythm and finally bringing guests onto the podcast. It’s funny, emotional, slightly unhinged, and very “are we okay?” energy.

    Resources & Links:
    • Geriatric Mamas Website
    • Montessori Education
    • Tips for Potty Training
    • Dance Recitals and Costumes Inspiration
    Connect with the Geriatric Mamas:
    • Instagram
    • Facebook
    • Email us at hello@geriatricmamas.com
    Want to be a guest?

    Fill out our Be a Guest Form and share your motherhood, pregnancy, or fertility journey. We’d love to feature your story!

    And remember:

    We’re committed to sharing raw, honest experiences, so stay tuned for more heartwarming, hilarious, and relatable episodes. Thanks for listening, and we’re so glad to be back!

    What we're reaching for:

    🍋 Sati Soda’s lemon-lime blend is one of those things that just makes our routine feel more elevated without trying too hard. It has this really calming, clear energy from the CBD and adaptogens like lion’s mane and ashwagandha, so we feel relaxed but still present.

    🤍 A space for women fully in it—IVF, pregnancy after loss, high-anxiety pregnancies—the emotional roller coaster no one warned us about. It’s everything the “just relax” crowd doesn’t understand.

    🧳 The packing cubes that make life feel curated and calm—with everything tucked into its spot, we’re actually able to see what we packed, and suddenly the whole day vibes… a touch more peaceful and under control.

    🌿 We’ve been using these and the difference in our face and ankle swelling is actually noticeable. It’s this blend of herbal ingredients that supports lymphatic drainage and helps your body move things along (which, honestly, we all need), and somehow it just works.

    🍷 When we wanted something to take the edge off without drinking—whether it was preconception, during any trimester, or honestly through this whole motherhood journey—we’ve reached for a calmer, cleaner option. This tincture was the one that worked.

    🍊 Feeling bloated and just... off lately? Same. This is one of those tiny daily things that actually makes a difference—just a few drops and you feel like you’re at least trying to have your life together. We use it, our kids use it, and it’s officially part of the routine.

    👖 Fertility hormones and bloating are literally the worst—getting dressed some days feels like your own body is sabotaging your vibe. So here’s our comfort-first guide to what actually feels good during fertility treatments—because if you’re already injecting hormones, the absolute bare minimum is pants that aren’t emotionally aggressive.

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    35 分
  • The ‘Geriatric’ Glow Up; We’re Changing Everything (Kind Of), But...The Follow Through!
    2025/07/24

    On this 100th episode, we're looking back on the wild ride of fertility talk, toddler meltdowns, unsolicited opinions, and real AF conversations that got us to episode 100… but really?! The follow through! We’re not just celebrating the past—we’re spilling what’s coming next. Think: Meet us in the reels, more stories, and a whole new energy for ‘Geriatric’ Mamas. This episode is your backstage pass to where we’re headed—and trust us, you’re gonna want to be along for the ride. This one's for the moms who’ve been with us since day one—and the ones just now finding their people. Listen in, laugh a little, cry if you need to.

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    Send Us Your Story here!

    You can find the'Geriatric' Mamas on Instagram, TikTok, and on our Facebook Group! View the video for this episode on YouTube here!

    Introducing the Real Maine Mom Summer Bucket List Pass For Summer 2025!

    Rosé Tinted Glasses Tincture

    Hydrogel Cream

    www.GeriatricMamas.com

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    32 分
  • Rock Bottom, Rhinestone Crowns & Pulling Yourself Together with Ginger Howard!
    2025/07/10

    In this episode, we chat with Ginger Howard about second chances, sobriety, and starting over when life feels like it’s gone off the rails. Ginger shares her story of battling alcoholism, the moment she knew she needed to change, and how community support helped her rebuild. We also dive into her journey toward healing through holistic practices, spirituality, and pageantry. It’s an honest conversation about what it really takes to want more, do the work, and manifest a new life from the ground up. Enjoy!

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    42 分
  • Build-A-Bear Meltdowns, Homeschool Updates, and the Harvard Study That Says ‘Hand Them A Sponge’!
    2025/07/03

    This week we’re talking meltdowns at Build-A-Bear, summer ‘homeschooling’ and why handing your toddler a sponge might actually be more life-changing than giving them another sticker chart.

    We’re diving into what Harvard says is the actual secret to raising confident kids—While getting real about the messiness of teaching independence, the emotional rollercoaster that is raising small humans, and why sometimes your greatest parenting win is simply not losing it in public.

    So grab your coffee (that’s probably been microwaved three times), take a deep breath, and come laugh with us as we talk confidence, chaos, intentions, and why motherhood is somehow the hardest—and funniest—job we’ve ever loved. Enjoy!

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    For a full list of resources mentioned on this episode, visit the show notes here!

    Send Us Your Story here!

    You can find the'Geriatric' Mamas on Instagram, TikTok, and on our Facebook Group! View the video for this episode on YouTube here!

    Introducing the Real Maine Mom Summer Bucket List Pass For Summer 2025!

    Rosé Tinted Glasses Tincture

    Hydrogel Cream

    www.GeriatricMamas.com

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    43 分
  • The 'Summer Rot' Chronicles: Making Memories Without a Menty B!
    2025/06/26

    This week, we’re diving into the hot mess that is summer parenting. We’re talking about how to not lose our minds while still being ‘fun moms’ (with no chill). From panicking over safety like full-blown helicopter parents to reminiscing about why unstructured playtime is a vibe. We get into the myth of the perfect summer, the fear of ‘summer rot’ (it’s not what it sounds like), and how to actually make sweet memories without maxing out your credit card or your patience. It’s sticky popsicle hands, endless snack requests, and plenty of Summer fun. Enjoy!

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    Topics Discussed on This Episode:

    • 1:29 Pool/ Beach Toy Manners

    • 9:39 Teaching Toddlers About Friendship & Sharing

    • 11:35 Funny Moments Teaching Politeness

    • 14:42 Language Mishaps & How We’re Working Around Them

    • 20:07 Preschool Homeschool Planning

    For a full list of resources mentioned on this episode, visit the show notes here!

    Send Us Your Story here!

    You can find the'Geriatric' Mamas on Instagram, TikTok, and on our Facebook Group! View the video for this episode on YouTube here!

    Introducing the Real Maine Mom Summer Bucket List Pass For Summer 2025!

    Rosé Tinted Glasses Tincture

    Hydrogel Cream

    www.GeriatricMamas.com

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    1 時間 5 分
  • Pool / Beach Toy Manners, Homeschooling & Raising Kind Little Humans!
    2025/06/12

    On this episode, we kick things off with a fun but important chat inspired by @twolittlestolove’s viral reel; yes, we’re talking beach and pool toy manners! Because let’s be honest, teaching our kids how to play respectfully in public spaces is one of those small-but-mighty life skills that sets the tone for lifelong kindness and boundaries. Then we dive into a conversation about homeschooling; what it looks like for our families, what we’ve learned along the way, and how we’re weaving values like self-worth, emotional regulation, and curiosity into the heart of our children’s education. Whether you’re homeschooling full-time, after-schooling, or just curious about what a values-based approach to learning looks like, this one’s for you. Enjoy!

    Thanks for listening! Please subscribe & tell a friend!

    Topics Discussed on This Episode:

    • 1:29 Pool/ Beach Toy Manners

    • 9:39 Teaching Toddlers About Friendship & Sharing

    • 11:35 Funny Moments Teaching Politeness

    • 14:42 Language Mishaps & How We’re Working Around Them

    • 20:07 Preschool Homeschool Planning

    For a full list of resources mentioned on this episode, visit the show notes here!

    Send Us Your Story here!

    You can find the'Geriatric' Mamas on Instagram, TikTok, and on our Facebook Group! View the video for this episode on YouTube here!

    Rosé Tinted Glasses Tincture

    Hydrogel Cream

    www.GeriatricMamas.com

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    1 時間 1 分
  • A Little Mama Vanity, a Lot of Bubbles & One (Possibly Luteal) Serial Killer!
    2025/05/29

    On this episode we’re diving deep and keeping it real—from those flawless filtered selfies to navigating the toddler birthday party pressure. First up, let’s spill the tea on those cringe-worthy moments when we see ourselves in distorted looking photos and the ‘minor’ touch-ups we make in editing. Next, we’re tackling the whirlwind of birthday party chaos: from that picture-perfect balloon arch to the inevitable overthinking of goody bags. We’ll explore the weighty expectations we mamas place on ourselves to conjure up magic for our little ones. Magic moments of Memorial Day weekend, (spoiler: the bubble machine is definitely stealing the spotlight). And just when you thought we’d keep it light, we’re throwing in a twist of true crime: yes, we’re finally unpacking the New England serial killer who’s been making headlines—why this one feels so unsettlingly close to home and possibly just… luteal. Enjoy!

    Thanks for listening! Please subscribe & tell a friend!

    For a full list of resources mentioned on this episode, visit the show notes here!

    Send Us Your Story here!

    You can find the'Geriatric' Mamas on Instagram, TikTok, and on our Facebook Group! View the video for this episode on YouTube here!

    Rosé Tinted Glasses Tincture

    Hydrogel Cream

    www.GeriatricMamas.com

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    38 分