It’s been 20 years since Anakin forgot the sunscreen on Mustafar, and we’re celebrating. In this nostalgic yet nerdy episode, Mike and Matt honor Revenge of the Sith with trivia, memes, and a heartfelt lightsaber that just won’t turn on. Plus, they dive into a ridiculous (and surprisingly detailed) internet debate: can 100 humans defeat a gorilla? Spoiler: it depends on your views about trench warfare and Vicks VapoRub. And yes, the Harambe kid makes an appearance.Star Wars trivia? Check.Gorilla battle strategies? Absolutely.Dating advice at the end? You bet.If you’re here for a good time—and the high ground—subscribe and stick around for more galaxy-brained takes.00:00 Intro02:12 Celebrating 20 Years of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith16:27 Take It!27:19 Outro and AdviceMERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/FOLLOW USBeacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspodTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featuredNote: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.FUNNY BUSINESSA podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

Plants are screaming… and apparently bats are listening.

In this five-year anniversary episode of the Funny Business Podcast, Mike and Matt uncover a bizarre but real study: stressed plants emit ultrasonic clicks when they’re thirsty, injured, or just having a rough day. We’re talking tomato cries, cactus complaints, and the very real possibility that your lawn hates you.

Also on deck: Matt’s Community Take It returns with top-tier listener prompts. Topics include traumatic fish tales (RIP Hambone), SpongeBob characters in the WWE (spoiler: not Mr. Krabs), the rising cost of golf, and a hot take on the Ice Bucket Challenge somehow making a comeback.

The episode is part celebration, part science experiment, and entirely the chaos you’ve come to expect after 262 episodes.

00:00 Intro

01:41 Five Years Of Funny Business

06:02 Plants Can Scream?

17:16 Community Take It!

37:32 Outro and Advice

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You won’t believe what people leave behind in an Uber. From live turtles to 10 lobsters (yes, really!), Uber’s 2025 Lost & Found Index reveals the weirdest forgotten items, the most forgetful cities, and the prime time for losing your dignity—and your keys.But wait, there’s more! We rant about viral desserts that look like fruit but taste like regret, why action figure AIs need to chill, and the college football QB who fumbled his NIL bag harder than Tennessee fumbled that playoff spot. Oh, and passwords. Why are they suddenly harder than a final exam?It’s fast, it’s funny, and it might just save you from leaving your boxed wine in an Uber.00:00 Intro03:35 Uber Reveals Their 2025 Lost & Found Index15:29 Say Whaaaatttt30:17 Outro and AdviceMERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/FOLLOW USBeacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspodTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featuredNote: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.FUNNY BUSINESSA podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

Your favorite co-hosts dive into jaw-dropping Florida Man headlines, including a scandalous graveyard encounter and an underwear-clad brawl at Disney’s Epcot. They also vent about the world’s most frustrating gas rewards system, discuss birthday letdowns, and pitch genius ideas for Disney’s drink-around-the-world program. If you love weird news, relatable rants, and clever takes, this episode is your happy place.00:00 Intro04:00 Florida duo caught having sex on top of grave at historical cemetery, authorities say10:57 Florida Man Stories Make It To Disney World18:15 Down In The Dumps27:28 Outro and AdviceFOLLOW USBeacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspodTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featuredNote: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.FUNNY BUSINESSA podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

In this episode, Mike hits Matt with the ultimate SpongeBob SquarePants trivia challenge. We’re talking everything from Mermaid Man to Ol’ Reliable—and debating whether Plankton’s actually the villain or just an underdog with a dream. (Also, what is going on with Mr. Krabs and his whale daughter?)Then, we dive into baseball’s hottest controversy: the Yankees’ “torpedo bats.” Are they smart? Legal? Cheating? All three?We also break down why April Fools’ Day jokes are mostly bad, why Sydney Sweeney’s DMs are probably a war zone, and why cherry blossom season in D.C. is way more chaotic than you think. Plus, Mike’s selling parking, Matt’s buying peanut butter cookies, and we both agree—spring cleaning is the real MVP.

00:00 Intro

01:55 Does Matt Know His Spongebob Squarepants Trivia?

13:36 Buy Or Sell

27:33 Outro and Advice

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A journalist accidentally added to a secret military group chat?
Yes, that really happened.

In this episode, we break down one of the most bizarre digital slip-ups in recent government history—right before a missile strike, no less—and riff on the absolute worst group chats to be accidentally added to. (Spoiler: your ex’s family BBQ thread tops the list.)

Then, we dive into the Funny Business Power Rankings: our picks for the best mobile app games of all time. From Flappy Bird and Fallout Shelter to Temple Run and Jet Car Stunts, we’re dropping nostalgia bombs and hot takes—like why Angry Birds might actually be overrated.

Games we talk about:
Flappy Bird, Temple Run, Jet Car Stunts, Virtual Villagers 2, Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes, Pokémon Go, Fallout Shelter, Trivia Crack, and more.

Ever been kicked from a group chat about yourself?
Ever spent real money to win a mobile game?
Let us know in the comments.

Timestamps00:00 Intro02:25 White House mistakenly shares Yemen war plans with a journalist14:38 Power Rankings: Best Mobile App Games32:03 Outro & Advice

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FUNNY BUSINESSA podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings—as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

Would you eat the world’s hottest pepper just for clout? How about snacking on packing peanuts because TikTok said so? In this episode, we dive into the wild world of extreme eating trends, from a guy setting records with Carolina Reaper peppers to the internet’s latest questionable snack choices.However, there’s more to discuss: We confront one of life’s major social quandaries: the appropriate distance for holding the door. What distance is considered too far? At what moment does holding the door become an uncomfortable waiting game? We’ll share our personal experiences and aim to resolve this debate once and for all.Plus, we chat about work-life balance, the joys of binge-watching, and why Severance might just be the perfect show to reflect on modern work culture.

00:00 Intro

01:54 Speed eater Mike Jack scoffs 25 "extremely hot" Carolina Reaper peppers in record time

09:32 Packing peanuts aren’t food but people are eating them

14:31 Sayy Whatttt?

28:58 Outro and Advice

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FUNNY BUSINESS

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

Is a spork a dangerous weapon? Can Monopoly money settle your bar tab? And did someone defecate on a possum in public? Join us as we put Matt’s detective skills to the ultimate test in another round of Florida Man or Florida Fake! This week, Matt’s Drunk Thoughts tackle the mysteries of daylight saving time and the curious case of vanishing fast food items! We’ll also explore snack wraps, the pros and cons of banking apps, and the wild excitement of March Madness. Plus, what kind of friendships will our future kids have? Chaos is guaranteed!

00:00 Intro

02:37 Florida Man or Florida Fake?

13:09 Matt's March Madness Minute

16:04 Matt's Drunk Thoughts

32:03 Outro and Advice

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Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.

FUNNY BUSINESS

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.