We’re kicking things off with questionable wine, zero planning, and the realization that wedding planning is a fucking scam. In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis dive into the chaos of planning a Vegas wedding on a budget, navigating unsolicited family opinions, setting boundaries, and why your wedding guest list shouldn't come with a side of guilt. Naturally, things spiral into an aggressive encounter over ONE flower, dogs with absolutely no survival instincts, husbands who fart themselves awake, postpartum sleep deprivation, and the terrifying phenomenon of children silently standing beside your bed at night. It's wedding drama, emotional growth, questionable storytelling, and completely unnecessary tangents — exactly how we like it. Thanks for hanging out with us — we love you, and we mean it. 💌✨

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We said we were going to keep this episode short, which obviously meant we immediately spiraled into breastfeeding, postpartum mom guilt, having your whole titty out with your friends, turning 30, mortality, fully developed frontal lobes, food hangovers, and all the absolutely unhinged things our early-20s selves somehow survived. We unpack the weird mix of excitement and existential dread that comes with leaving your 20s, why 30 feels both incredibly young and somehow ancient, and whether any of us ever actually feel like we’re where we’re “supposed” to be. Then we take a trip back to high school — cheerleading for popularity, thinking being mean made you cool, publicly clapping back at bullies, friendships that changed depending on who was watching, and the realization that high school was basically a tiny fucking cult. Somehow, between all the chaos, we land on one of the best parts of getting older: caring a whole lot less about being cool and a whole lot more about actually liking your life. Cheers to 30, questionable decisions, and becoming slightly more well-informed adults. 🥂💌✨

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📚 REFERENCED / MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE

• Lactation support/resources — if you’re postpartum and feeding isn’t going the way you expected, an IBCLC or other qualified lactation professional can help you explore feeding options without judgment.

https://texaswic.org/health-partners/wic-lactation-support-centers-hotlines

https://lllusa.org/locator/

https://wicbreastfeeding.fna.usda.gov/get-support-wic

https://aeroflowbreastpumps.com/

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We’re back — well, halfway back — and this time, there’s officially a baby involved. In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline returns five weeks postpartum to share the full story of Dakota’s arrival, from a failed ECV and contractions she initially refused to believe were real to two final brownies, intense back labor, an unplanned C-section, and the emotional moment she finally heard her baby cry. Along the way, we talk overtired newborns, TikTok sleep advice that surprisingly worked, the very real shock of having no free time while technically “doing nothing,” Alexis’ unexpected pregnancy scare, postpartum anxiety, supportive partners, and the tiny victories of brushing your teeth before noon. It’s raw, funny, emotional, wildly overshared, and exactly what you’d expect from us. Thanks for hanging out with us — we love you, and we mean it. 💌✨

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TIMESTAMPS

00:00 — We’re Back… and Madeline Had a Baby

06:27 — The Book Club, Pregnancy Scares & an Ego Death

08:18 — Dakota’s Birth Story Begins

19:10 — “I’ll Eat Two More Brownies” Before Labor

26:34 — The Unplanned C-Section & Meeting Dakota