Welcome back, you beautiful eavesdroppers! Today’s episode of Feelings and F-Bombs is a chaotic masterpiece of spooky-season cups, cringe dating stories, questionable kissing techniques, baby memory crises, and the universal experience of public pooping solidarity. ✨💩

We cover EVERYTHING from corporate jargon hell, to why we can’t remember infancy, to the most aggressively stiff-lipped kiss ever described on a podcast, to the spiritual bond formed between two women dropping deuces in adjacent bathroom stalls.

If you’re here for:

• dating humor
• real talk
• intrusive thoughts with microphones
• questionable life lessons …you’re in the right place.

Grab a snack (maybe not if you’re poop-sensitive), settle in, and enjoy another unhinged rollercoaster episode with Madeline & Alexis.

00:00 — Welcome Back + Spooky Cups in Spring

03:15 — New Segment: What Has You F*cked Up Lately?*

04:40 — Corporate Jargon Hell & HR Simulation Energy

10:39 — Why Can’t We Remember Being Babies??

15:17 — Baby Kinks (don’t worry, it’s not what you think)

16:01 — Transition into Cringe Dating Stories

16:48 — Cringe Date #1: The Divorce Venting Steakhouse Saga

25:18 — Cringe Date #2: The Professor With the Rigid Lips

38:49 — The “Bag of Cheese” Perfect First Kiss Story

40:21 — Public Pooping: Shame, Solidarity & Girl Power

49:09 — Office Pooping Politics & Accidental Toot Trauma

53:13 — Lessons Learned + Outro

Episodes Mentioned

• Ep. 3 — Live, Laugh, Love through an Existential Crisis: Alexis expands on the corporate simulation vibes.
• Ep. 5 — WE LOVE CARROTS!: Featuring academic cringe & professors acting suspiciously human.

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Welcome to Feelings and F-Bombs! We’re two women here to laugh our way through life, relationships, and all the messy moments in between. In our first episode, we’re discussing our toxic traits, broken boundaries, attachment styles, and sharing what it’s really like navigating the workforce as women.

If you’ve ever wanted a podcast that feels like chatting with your besties—equal parts chaos, confessions, and uncontrollable laughter—you’ve found it. Grab a drink, drop the filter, and come hang out with us.

Topics & Timestamps

• 0:00 – 2:00 → Kicking things off: podcast setup chaos, five-things-will-go-wrong life advice.
• 3:00 – 6:20 → Who we are: introductions, careers, life transitions.
• 6:20 – 9:40 → Relationships & boundaries: who this podcast is (and isn’t) for, family reactions, setting limits.
• 9:40 – 13:20 → Women in the workforce: career “girlies,” balancing professional identity and being unfiltered.
• 13:20 – 19:40 → Cringe moments & toxic traits: wine, margaritas, group chats, overanalyzing, and friendship dynamics.
• 19:40 – 29:30 → Breaking boundaries & relationships: cheating stories, gaslighting, female intuition, lessons learned.
• 29:30 – end → Full circle moments, self-love, and choosing better for yourself.

Links

Attachment style quiz: https://traumasolutions.com/attachment-styles-quiz/?utm_source=whatcanyoudoforme.beehiiv.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=attached-to-power

Book- Codependent No More: https://amzn.to/4gbaAjs

Book- How Women Rise: https://amzn.to/4g5F5XX

In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, we’re getting spooky and sentimental. Madeline drops major life updates before the conversation flows from therapy insights to training boyfriends with M&Ms. Then things take a supernatural turn as both hosts share real-life ghost encounters. It’s hilarious, heartfelt, and a little haunted.

Timestamps:

00:00 — Intro & Big Announcement Recording in October, releasing near Christmas. And Madeline's life updates

6:28 — Therapy with Friendships vs. Clients How Madeline can give advice to friends she can’t give to clients

11:21 —Training Your Boyfriend with M&Ms Positive reinforcement, harmless manipulation, and chocolate-based conditioning

13:13 — Thanks for Listening to our Ads Celebrating $0.08 in ad revenue and thanking the listeners

14:18 — Spooky Vibes Transitioning into ghost talk — “grab your cocoa and turn off the lights.”

33:25 — Weird Shit We did as Children Funny stories about the embarrassing, strange things we did as kids

48:40 — Wrap-Up & Odd Ending Somehow our video cut off. Maybe it was the ghosts?