Paul Finebaum is an absolute legend!

His meticulously calculated, but visceral takedown over Urban Meyer when compared to Nick Saban was about as good as it gets. Well done, sir! You cooked him, bruh.

As the remnants of Meyer continue to cook in a Runza parking lot, Lane Kiffin says you can't spell Citrus Bowl without U-T. Yes, the Ole Miss head coach smothers his former employer with a bottle of delicious, vinegary French's mustard.

Also, Troy Dannen is making outrageous claims about NIL like he is Dr. Evil's adoptive Belgian Fahza ... right...

Plus, Chase Daniel was an absolute specimen back in 2008, carrying Mizzou on his back with one 30 rack of 'Stones at a time, fueled by the finest cuisine a CoMo Taco Bell drive-thru could ever hope to provide.

John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) didn't exactly frame this Asia poster of an episode, but False Start finds itself in '82 otherwise. In the heat of the moment, they said what their hearts meant ... Only time will tell...

Who are the locks to make the 2024-25 College Football Playoff? The almost locks? The wild cards? And which coach who isn't among the three active head men with a national championship will be the next to earn some hardware?
Plus, Kadyn Proctor opened up about his brief return home to Iowa before transferring back to Alabama, Bryan Harsin offered unsolicited confidence and support for Florida HC Billy Napier, the new CFP schedule is intriguing to say the least, and we get a vibe check on P4 head coaches.
John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) have plenty to discuss in the college football offseason.

Tyler Buchner is absolutely in his bag, dawg.

After transferring back to Notre Dame from Alabama to play lacrosse, the newest lax bro national champion wants to walk onto the Fighting Irish's football team ... as a receiver. As long as Marcus Freeman is okay with it, you do you, man. Rudy!, Rudy!

If you thought about playing with Iowa in EA College Football 25, good luck. Oh, the Hawkeyes will be stellar defensively, but you will feel like you're playing with a CUSA offense otherwise.

Also, Brett Yormark is bragging about the expanded Big 12 pulling in more revenue than ever. Unfortunately, he failed to realize that he has 16 mouths to feed instead of 12 or 14. You missed, Yormark...

Plus, Northwestern is actually going to go through and play some of its home games in a temporary practice field set-up. Can you say high school football stadium on the lake, bruh?

John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) flies solo on this one, as Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) conquers the Oregon Trail in his own backyard in sandy Santa Fe, New Mexico.

The SEC converged in Destin over Memorial Day Weekend.

Whether it was Josh Heupel dunking on his alma mater, Billy Napier addressing the Jaden Rashada-sized elephant in the room, or Steve Sarkisian hating every notion of an SEC injury report, the league's head coaches and athletic directors gave us the content we craved.

Plus, Tyler Buchner is a champion ... on the lacrosse field.

Also, Jim Phillips may have fallen off his rocker trying to win a game of ACC Risk with Utah as his military stronghold.

John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) were back at it again with the kind of False Start shenanigans you were most definitely expecting in the 79th episode of this here sports program.

RIP to the GOAT Bill Walton.
ESPN's post-spring Top 25 college football rankings are out and Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) is breaking down his biggest gripes about the rankings. Plus, the shock and surprises of the EA College Football 25 tier payouts and the teams in each tier.
Cody also breaks down Nyck Harbor's ridiculous speed and value for South Carolina, the Elite 11 list of attendees, the next college football coaches to watch for the 2024-25 carousel, and pays homage to the legend Bill Walton.
John Buhler is on vacation, and this is a solo Cody episode of False Start to walk you through the CFB world.

James Franklin is in hot water at Penn State for truly awful behavior regarding players' medical situations. Florida isn't in a good spot either as former 5-star and current Georgia backup QB Jaden Rashada is suing the Gators over NIL payments that were never made.
Plus, Jim Harbaugh might've stayed at Michigan if not for Warde Manuel, TNT is getting a piece of the College Football Playoff (and hopefully bringing Charles Barkley along), Florida State AD Michael Alford isn't doing the Seminoles any favors in the public eye, and we finish by comparing all 32 NFL franchises to their college football counterparts.
John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) navigate a shockingly busy week in the CFB offseason and let you know what it all means.

We are so living in a simulation, brother.

With Scottie Scheffler getting arrested outside of Valhalla Golf Glub in Louisville ahead of round two of the PGA Championship, the guys tried to figure out what college football head coaches are most likely to suffer the same fate of being so anonymous looking.

Dabo Swinney would honestly probably rather die than to use the transfer portal at Clemson. His latest comments on the matter will make you want to tear all of your remaining hair out.

Plus, you can also buy a piece of Rynearson Stadium's turf if you can afford a Prius.

Also, Michigan will allow alcohol sales this season. With Jim Harbaugh leaving for the NFL, many Michigan Men are going to be appreciative of the in-game suds for sure.

John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) tried to put this thing back on the rails during another crazy train edition of some False Start locomotive action.

Alicia de Artola Castillo joins the program to talk early College Football Playoff contenders from every Power 4 conference, Big Ten win totals for the 2024 season, and which CFB programs are living a Semi-Charmed kind of Life (baby, baby)!
Plus, Buhler and Cody break down Ohio State wanting Michigan's title to have an asterisk, chaos in the ACC, and the ups and downs of the SEC on ABC reveal that will have us all quite confused to start the season.
John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) are joined by Alicia de Artola (Editor, FanSided.com) for a deep look into what the college football world is giving us right now.