Reach out to Cody and Buhler to tell them what's up!

We're not living, and we most certainly aren't thriving either.

Running on absolute fumes, John Buhler (Lead Writer, FanSided.com) returned to the program to help Cody Williams (Content Director, FanSided.com) break down the madness of Bill Belichick's CBS interview, whatever Jax Ulbrich decided to do over a phone and whatever else came to their minds in connection to the 2025 NFL Draft.

To finish the show off, it was always gonna be May for good measure.

Naturally, the guys did some Just Like Novocaine featuring *NSYNC, as well as provided some much needed information from the Local Scouting Report.

New Mexico is still wild, Phoenix is still unpredictable, and this is still False Start!

Reach out to Cody and Buhler to tell them what's up!

Shedeur Sanders and Quinn Ewers fell, so Cody Williams unpacked why that happened, what it means, and what's next for the former Colorado and Texas QBs with the Browns and Dolphins. He then dives into his favorite picks, or the most interesting from the 2025 draft, before turning his attention to the 2026 draft. Arch Manning ain't coming, but a lot of great prospects are. Prank calling draft prospects is dumb as hell and something needs to be done, but now it's time to look at the transfer portal and the Michigan problem for Ohio State.

Reach out to Cody and Buhler to tell them what's up!

This is how we do it!

It has been a minute since John Buhler (Lead Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Content Director, FanSided.com) came to you semi-live with Three Yards and a Cloud of Punt in the wee hours of a morning, but what better time to do that again than after the first round of the 2025 NFL Draft?

The guys reacted to what all 32 teams did on Thursday in the only way they know how: Run, Run, Pass, Punt, Martyball style!

While Cody was in shambles after his Dallas Cowboys grossly reached on Alabama offensive lineman Tyler Booker, Buhler was attempting to do cartwheels in the streets after his Atlanta Falcons somehow landed his Dawg Jalon Walker at No. 15 before trading up again to No. 26 in a deal with the Los Angeles Rams to get Tennessee Vols standout James Pearce Jr.

Also, Shedeur Sanders was not a first-round pick?!

We are still here, we are still thriving because this is False Start!