This week, we put on their judgment pants (elastic-waist, obviously) and dive fork-first into the wild world of Disney dining. From the chaos of Chef Mickey’s buffet line to the “I-wear-linen-now” vibes of Topolino’s Terrace, we’re dishing out personality profiles based entirely on where you choose to eat on vacation.

Do you sob into your overpriced steak at Cinderella’s Royal Table? Are you emotionally dependent on ‘Ohana noodles? Did you make eye contact with a grouper at Coral Reef and feel things? We see you. We are you. And we are definitely judging you.

If your favorite Disney restaurant is on this list, you may be entitled to compensation... or at least some light public shaming. Bon appétit, friends.

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