Episode 165: Spawn - First Steps

🌞 “Good morning, all you bobby-soxers out there, and welcome to another luxurious installment of your favorite auditory escape—The Not Funny Guys Present: Off the Reels! That’s right, slip off your shoes, pour yourself a tall glass of tomato juice, and prepare to unwind with episode one-hundred-and-sixty-five of the Internet’s most curiously captivating program on public libraries… particularly those with an impressive section on medieval legends and lore. Mmm, delicious.”

🎙️ *“Today, we’re massaging the mind with a look at a 1990s cinematic oddity that reminds us—trusting a CEO is like getting a backrub from a porcupine. That’s right, we’re diving deep into the hellishly heroic, comic-book-fueled firestorm known as…Spawn.”

🛑 “Now, usually I’d tickle your funny bone with a clever wisecrack, but alas—the higher-ups have slipped us a hush-hush, multi-million-dollar ‘spa-day’ to keep it clean. So no jokes… for now.”

👔 “I’m your host, Casey ‘The Vibrator’—don't worry, it’s just a massage setting—and I’m joined by my refined and rejuvenated co-hosts, the other two pillars of Not Funny experience: the enigmatic Dr. Jon ‘The Vindicator,’ and the ever-ethereal Eric ‘The Victimizer.’ Together, we form a trio so invigorating, it’s like a eucalyptus steam room for your soul.”

💆 “So grab your towels, lean back in your reclining chairs, and prepare yourselves… it’s that time again. Time to let go, unwind, and be…Not Funny.”

Next Week: Fantastic Four (2025)

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