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In this soul-scorching episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, we unpack my dream download that felt suspiciously like an alternate timeline with a big neon sign that read “Soul Attunement: Sign Up Here.” Buckle up as I pull back the curtain on performative spirituality, matrix polarity traps, and why we don’t have to sell our souls (or pretend to trudge through darkness) to be seen as legitimate lightworkers.

✨ Why there’s no “right way” to awaken
✨ The difference between authentic soul service & spiritual ego
✨ Why it’s okay (and necessary) to change your mind
✨ How the 3D matrix is sneaking in through the back door of spiritual performance
✨ The importance of meeting people where they are… without letting them hijack your light

This one’s for the bridge-builders, the timeline drifters, and the humans trying to make sense of it all without being sanctimonious space pirates.

👽 Bonus mentions:

• Marty McFly, timelines, and the weirdness of waking up in someone else’s matrix
• My personal take on “spiritual psychosis” vs. religious conditioning
• A reminder that you are allowed to make mistakes, shift perspectives, and keep showing up

🔊 Say the thing. Even if it’s messy. Especially if it’s real.

Your host, Erica, is a Quantum Healer, Intuitive Guide, and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a steady diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls, she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and cosmic patterns, Erica makes spiritual insight both accessible and hilarious.

Find us online: @hhguidetohumanity

Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity

Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫