Love languages before kids? Sexy, sweet, spontaneous. Love languages after kids? Sleep, solo Target trips, and someone else handling bedtime. In this episode, we break down how our romantic vibes turned into survival strategies—and why “folding the damn laundry” is hotter than foreplay these days. Touch me? Only if you’re holding snacks.

• (00:00:01) - Hello, It's Mama Clock
• (00:00:43) - Degrees In The Real World
• (00:01:35) - Welcome Back, Neil
• (00:02:25) - How To Talk To Yourself On A Bad Day
• (00:03:30) - Brothers' Love Languages
• (00:04:05) - Oh My! I Cut My Finger Open
• (00:05:33) - I Stopped Cooking Because I Was On My Period
• (00:07:19) - My Son Stabbed The Wall
• (00:10:10) - Joey Had A Teen Accident
• (00:11:27) - Love Languages
• (00:11:47) - What Are Your Love Languages?
• (00:13:05) - "Words of Affirmation"
• (00:16:06) - Do You Have A Love Language?
• (00:18:21) - What Are My Love Languages?
• (00:20:51) - What Is Your Love Language?
• (00:23:22) - When You're High Maintenance
• (00:25:02) - My Love Languages For My Husband
• (00:27:27) - What Do You Think Your Husband Gives To You?
• (00:30:02) - In the Elevator With Friends
• (00:30:14) - What Your Love Language Is For Your Husband
• (00:32:47) - My Love Language
• (00:35:01) - When You Can't Stop Talking To Your Child
• (00:37:28) - Baby's One-Nap Transition
• (00:38:52) - How To Deal With a Screaming Child
• (00:41:44) - Bob Dylan on His Sex Life
• (00:41:54) - "We're Not Going to Bahamas"
• (00:44:43) - Paula on Her Wedding Plans
• (00:47:32) - How To Put In A Car Seat
• (00:49:46) - Does Your Husband Think He's Funny?
• (00:52:23) - Do You Think Your Husband's Funny?
• (00:54:39) - Manny and Dominique On Being Funny
• (00:55:40) - Pregnant Woman On A Day
• (00:56:46) - "I'm Sick Of Me"
• (00:57:31) - Punishment For Talking On An Airplane