We are back after a year and a half, new hunt, new poem, new pig. This is the Bank of Utah Where's the Wallet Cash Quest, $20,000 on the line, and we are already behind schedule.

Before we get anywhere near clue one, Chad becomes a farmer's market guy, Caden gets stranded in Chicago like Home Alone, Christian debuts a segment he did not run by anyone, and somebody says a word he cannot explain why he said.

Then we actually break down the first stanza and land hard on Promontory Point. Motive means locomotive. Connection means the two rail lines meeting. Box Elder County, here we come.

If you are here for the solve, it is in there. If you are here to watch one host go zero for the night on every single bet he makes, that is also in there.

Best review on this episode wins $25. Extra credit if your name is Janet, for reasons that will make sense about 33 minutes in.

In This Episode:

• Christian keeps calling you readers and will not be stopped
• A word association segment that makes no sense until it makes perfect sense
• How Long Will It Take, our new game with no rules and no clear winner
• A goalkeeper riddle nobody solved and a banana riddle nobody wanted
• The pig side quest, and the one they hid 50 yards from our office
• Tonksville, a real city in Box Elder County that we definitely did not make up
• Buy a zucchini, get a Cache Me Outside hat
• The entire preamble to the Constitution, performed live and mostly wrong
• Whether the ground under Utah Lake is going to liquify

Send us your theories on clue two. If you send an audio message we will play it. If you sing it, that is a guarantee.