Trains. Modern miracle of engineering, or the most expensive way to stand in a stranger's armpit?

This week Jon and Dan get on board with the great British rail experience. The delays that somehow become your fault. Ticket prices that cost more than a flight abroad. The bloke who keeps his rucksack on in a packed carriage and takes out three people every time he turns round. Carriages so full you are basically holding someone else up. And the person who decided rush hour was the ideal moment to unwrap something hot and smelly.

If you have ever stared at a departure board and quietly lost your mind, this one is for you.

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Ever watched a documentary where they show an empty chair, then someone walks in, sits down, straightens their jacket... and THEN the clapper board comes in and they leave it in the final cut? Dan's had enough. He works as a TV editor and says he'd never let that footage anywhere near a broadcast. So why does every documentary do it now? Is it "authenticity" or just filler to pad out the runtime?

Dan and Jon get into it on this week's episode of Du' Know What Annoys Me?

Seen this on your telly recently? Tell us which show did it worst. 👇

Petrol stations have become an obstacle course. Pay at pump only when you wanted to go inside, staff too busy on their phones to notice you exist, a toilet sign on the wall for a toilet that's apparently been "out of order since 1999," and a coffee that costs more than the fuel used to. We pull into the forecourt for a full rant on the modern service station experience.