£85 for a standing ticket? We're too old for this. Jon and Dan take on the modern gig, from ticket prices that could fund a week in Spain to the nine-foot man who waits until the band walks on before parking himself directly in front of you.

Also in this one:

• Listener Barry from Southend and a very expensive water bottle
• A bold new punishment system for festival offenders
• Why the phone-filming crowd might as well have stayed home

Is live music still worth the price, or does it annoy you too? Email us at dkwannoysmepodcast@gmail.com.

You buy one thing, once, and suddenly your inbox thinks you're a lifelong customer and Dan is not happy about it!This week we dig into the endless emails about things bought a single time, and the recommendations that land in front of you for stuff you have zero interest in... ever.meanwhile, Jon, is feeling nostalgic for the glory days of proper junk mail thudding through the letterbox.Also in this one: a very unexpected delivery that arrived through the post leaving Jon delighted at first and then sad...

Nobody on television has ever finished a breakfast. Mum cooks enough eggs, bacon and pancakes for a small hotel, the kids talk for a bit, take one bite of toast, say "okay, bye" and leave the lot on the table. Jon wants to know who's eating the rest of it, and why the toast had to be bitten first.

Then there's the phone thing. Conversation ends, phone goes down, nobody says goodbye. Dan spent his childhood assuming grown-ups just didn't bother, and now says it out loud at the telly on their behalf, which his wife absolutely loves.

Also in this one: whether a scrambled egg sandwich can be eaten on the move, what Canadian bacon is doing in all this, and the mashed potato sandwich that got Jon through university.

Does it annoy you? Let us know in the comments.