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  • Ashes Not Included

    Ashes Not Included
    2025/09/25
    In this episode, we kick things off with a dive into the bizarre and unsettling world of cremation crimes; yep, it's a thing. From shady funeral homes to stolen teeth, we unpack some of the strangest true stories from the ashes. Then we pivot to a more personal note: where would we donate money after we’re gone? A thoughtful (and occasionally funny) discussion on legacy, values, and giving. Finally, we wrap it up with our firsthand experience at the Commanders vs. Giants season opener, live from the field, with all the chaos, fandom, and hot takes you'd expect from your unhinged hosts.

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    33 分
  • Ashholes In The Wild

    Ashholes In The Wild
    2025/07/31
    In this week’s chaotic-but-charming adventure, your unhinged hosts, Bailey and Chelsea, leave the studio and hit the coast! We head to Islesford to interview the delightful Richard about sea burials, maritime traditions, and the history behind sending ashes AND bodies out to sea. Along the way, we get into the nitty-gritty of what makes a town a town and a village a village (spoiler: it's not just vibes), and offer our unsolicited opinions on tourist must-dos around Mount Desert Island. It’s salty, it’s informative, it’s a little windblown—but we’re out here being ashholes in the wild.

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    30 分
  • Shoot It All To Hell

    Shoot It All To Hell
    2025/07/24
    Your unhinged hosts are back and fully off the rails. We start with a wild dive into the world of cremation and ammunition—yes, you can turn ashes into bullets—and then abruptly pivot to more pressing matters: the logistics of being on the field at a football game this September and whether "hot cop" will be there. Chaos reigns, tangents fly, and nothing is safe from our cremation-fueled commentary. Buckle up.

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    29 分
  • One Small Step for Man, One Giant Yeet for My Urn

    One Small Step for Man, One Giant Yeet for My Urn
    2025/07/10
    In this episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, we blast off into the world of space burial; yep, launching your ashes into orbit like a final mic drop. We talk about the companies that’ll shoot your remains into the stars, the cost of cosmic cremation, and why some people want their final resting place to be off the planet. Then we pivot to bucket lists: the good, the bad, and the basic. From football games to traveling the world, we dive into the stuff people swear they want to do before they die, and which ones are actually worth it. It’s a starry mix of existential wonder, high-flying adventure, and just a sprinkle of basic bitchery.

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    30 分
  • Heavenly Birthdays and Fiery Goodbyes

    Heavenly Birthdays and Fiery Goodbyes
    2025/07/03
    It’s America’s birthday week, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how; with a brief history of cremation, a deep dive into the strange world of Facebook birthday wishes, and maybe a hot dog or two…or not? Do you still post on walls like it’s 2012, or are you a silent scroller? From ashes to awkward online etiquette, we’ve got birthday vibes, fire facts, and a little chaos to light up your week. Tune in for an episode that is all over the map.

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    30 分
  • He Scattered Grandma's Ashes at Coachella.....Major Irk, Part 2

    He Scattered Grandma's Ashes at Coachella.....Major Irk, Part 2
    2025/06/26
    In this continuation of last week’s episode, we dive back into the world of icks and red flags; the little things people do that make us run away. We discuss oddly specific turn-offs and unpack the things that either give us life or send us running. It’s all judgment, laughs, and maybe a little self-reflection. Cremation talk takes a backseat in this one, but don’t worry, the ashes are never far from our minds.

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    26 分
  • He Scattered Grandma's Ashes at Coachella.....Major Ick

    He Scattered Grandma's Ashes at Coachella.....Major Ick
    2025/06/19

    We kick things off with ashes and authority, diving into where you definitely shouldn’t scatter cremains (no matter how good the view is). From Disney rides to protected lands, we talk about the strange, strict, and sometimes surprising rules around ash dumping. It’s educational… in a “please don’t get arrested” kind of way.


    Continue listening for a break down of the red flags, green flags, and those beige flags that just leave you blinking. And just when you thought we couldn’t get more controversial, we tackle indoor meat cooking. Is it a culinary love language or a living room line-crossing? Fire up the stove (or don’t) and tune in.

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    32 分
  • Ashholes with Poles

    Ashholes with Poles
    2025/06/12
    In this reel-y special episode, we welcome Chelsea’s brother James to the pod! We dive into the bizarre world of turning cremains into fish food and bait—because why not haunt the lake and the bass? We swap fish stories, talk about the ethics (or lack thereof) of feeding Grandpa to a trout, and then switch gears to a nostalgia-fueled throwback of '90s movies and TV shows we wish we could revive. It’s ashes, angling, and Are You Afraid of the Dark? all rolled into one.

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    41 分