Greggs is everywhere now, so we've pitched the only logical next step: Greggs The Musical. The steak bake is your Gaston, the sausage rolls are the chorus, and everyone learns that we are all friends in the warm counter. Then the pigeons arrive.

Jim's health journey also raises a serious question: how much protein is in a snake? He has the numbers, a plan for a snake bake, and would still rather eat one than touch Huel.

Elsewhere: how many kisses you can put on a professional text, what your emojis really mean, a real novella about a woman who falls in love with the Sheffield Arts Tower, why every kids Christmas film teaches nothing, who cleaned up the flooded houses in Home Alone, Trump's tiny hands against King Charles's sausage fingers, whether Not Like Us is overrated, and Andy Burnham as a needy Prime Minister messaging the whole country at 2am.

If you can hear a bass line, that's an algorave in the building. Please moan in the comments.

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Fran’s GP has replaced its receptionists with an AI called Emma, which cannot understand a Sheffield accent and kept looping her back to the start. After half an hour she gave up and described an entirely fictional incident involving a baby, a horse and a banana skin. The AI read it back. She confirmed it. It is now on her record.

We also investigate Jim’s fireproof envelope, which contained a photograph of Bill Roach, a single 1992 cigarette and a colostomy bag. No satisfactory explanation was given.

Elsewhere: Scott returns from Spain with something resembling Covid, GP forms now explicitly ask patients not to send photographs of their genitals, a man loses a thousand pounds on roulette, and a helter skelter inflicts genuine physical damage.

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Fran asked for one small AI edit to a holiday photo. She got six legs, one giant leg, and eventually a usable version with a hidden Ross Kemp in the reflection of the water that took her several minutes to find on air.

We talk Traitors - scrapping the challenges, James Blunt’s shower scene, Claudia Winkleman as a flatmate, and a genuinely strong business idea: Traitors, but as a package for stag dos.

Plus the correct way to build a hot dog!

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