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🚨 WE’VE MADE IT TO EPISODE 5… SOMEHOW! 🚨

This week, we’re joined by our very first live Pounder Guest — Sarah! And honestly… she may have outdated photos, fish-holding men, catfish panto actors and video call panic attacks BEAT when it comes to online dating disasters.

From near-death experiences involving naked ceiling falls, bloodied toes at Ascot, riverside rescues, and broken bones, to the rise of unsolicited D-pics and awkward flatmate revenge, this episode somehow manages to be chaotic, hilarious, painful, petty, and probably our most unhinged yet.

🔥 In this episode:

💘 Sarah’s spectacularly tragic dating stories

📸 A dating profile pic that turned into a full panto reveal

📦 Why you should never trust a man holding a fish

📱 Video call ambushes & WhatsApp rejections

🪵 Naked beam-walking that ended in literal disaster

🩹 Graze-covered limbs, escalator tumbles & Olympic-level river escapes

🔪 A mug-smashing revenge story gone horribly wrong

👻 A haunted flat in Dollis Hill (yes, with an old woman ghost)

💥 And so many “WTF just happened” moments, we lost count

This episode contains strong opinions, chaos energy, nudity (theoretically), near-death drama, and the realisation that we might need to calm down.

🎧 Listen now across Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and more! 💰 For bonus clips, full extras, and behind-the-scenes stories → patreon.com/SortofaPound

👊 Pound away, people! 💥