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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

We take a deep dive into some genuinely shocking news, starting with a food industry warning about ground beef and the reality of how processed foods are handled. From there, we cover the miraculous story of a Staten Island man who survived a direct lightning strike on his way to the dentist, and investigate a bizarre case in Greece involving a woman accused of starting wildfires just to catch the attention of firefighters.

Plus, we tackle the eternal internet debates: can you actually die from being tickled, and could you realistically win a 1v1 fight against a chimpanzee? We also touch on some of the stranger headlines of the week, including R. Kelly's petition for a presidential commutation and a look at the latest Space Force uniform updates.

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Tahir Moore welcomes comedian, writer, and father Donny Comedy to Dam Internet, You Scary! to break down the wildest news stories trending across the web. Donny shares his hilarious theory on how to guarantee having a baby boy, navigating morning breath rules in marriage, and strict childhood upbringing rules. The duo dives deep into crazy real-world headlines, including a father leaving his 7-year-old son alone on Mount Fuji to keep hiking, rabid bats taking over a Pasadena park, a scammer who faked a whole NFL career, a mysterious floating island in British Columbia, and a mukbang YouTuber who ordered 20 meals on a single 15-hour flight. Plus, Donny explains wild college drink recipes like the "Jackson 5" and "Charged Up Hulk".

Subscribe to Dam Internet, You Scary! for weekly comedy breakdowns of the internet's strangest stories.

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00:00 - Intro & Weathering LA Heat w/ Donny Comedy
01:30 - Donny’s "Secret Rules" to Guarantee Having a Boy
06:48 - Morning Breath Rules & Marriage Survival
07:45 - Father Leaves 7-Year-Old Alone on Mount Fuji
10:20 - Black Childhood Rules: Never Ask for Food at Relatives' Houses
12:54 - Grocery Store Discipline & The Clapping Technique
14:26 - Rabid Bat Warning Issued in Pasadena Park
15:39 - Vasectomy Rules & Basic Personal Hygiene
18:00 - Aging Dogs, Hearing Loss & Life Lessons for Kids
21:41 - Cash App Sponsorship
25:18 - Fake NFL Player Fakes Career & Scams Investors
32:15 - Prison Scammers & Fleece Johnson ("Booty Bandit") Stories 36:56 - MyBookie Sponsorship
38:29 - Suspect Dies of Cardiac Arrest Hiding Body in Woods
40:58 - Therapy, Emotional Control & Growth in Marriage
47:35 - Massive Floating Island Appears & Disappears in Reservoir 50:18 - Deep Ocean Fears & Thalassophobia
52:54 - Mukbang YouTuber Orders 20 Meals on a 15-Hour Flight
55:04 - Guy Fieri Conspiracy & Boiling College Liquor ("The Jackson 5") 01:01:21 - The Fake NFL Player Name Mix-Up
01:03:00 - Donny Comedy Socials & Tahir Moore Stand-Up Tour Dates

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Humanoid robots are running faster, boxing, and getting better every year — so naturally Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud start planning for the robot apocalypse.

On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick get into humanoid robot competitions, AI fears, the economy, food and restaurant safety, tipping and delivery-app prices, a reported Power Rangers-related burglary story, and whether it might finally be time to move somewhere and start a farm.

Then the conversation gets more personal. Tahir talks about getting older and reconsidering what success actually means: Does he still want maximum Hollywood fame, or would making great work for an audience that genuinely cares be enough? That leads to a conversation about comedy as a craft, short attention spans, IRL streaming, artistic freedom, celebrity, privacy, and why artists like Yasiin Bey, Erykah Badu, Curren$y, and Terence Crawford represent a different kind of success.

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00:00 Humanoid Robots Are Getting Way Too Fast
01:33 What Happens When AI Meets the Robots?
04:42 Economic Anxiety and the “Stop Paying Bills” Plan
11:07 The World Humanoid Robot Games
13:17 Our Apocalypse Plans Have a Problem
14:43 Would You Get Robot Body Parts?
17:17 The Great Bill-Paying Boycott Debate
20:03 Mint Mobile
22:44 People Are Smoking Scorpions?
24:22 A Different Way to Think About Giving
26:45 Texas Roadhouse Allegations
29:55 Why Tahir Is Tired of Eating Out
30:30 Tipping, Wages and Restaurant Prices
36:45 PrizePicks
39:09 The Former Power Ranger Burglary Story
41:18 Pitching the “Robber Rangers” Movie
43:47 LA Restaurant Health Closures
45:09 The Problem With Food Delivery Apps
48:00 Could Tahir Leave Hollywood for a Farm?
50:02 GLD
52:05 Rethinking the Dream
53:33 Getting Older Changes Your Definition of Success
55:30 Drake, Yasiin Bey and Art vs. Celebrity
57:15 Finding the Right Level of Fame
1:00:49 Quince
1:03:54 Why Some Concert Crowds Feel Different
1:04:51 IRL Streaming and Clout Culture
1:05:31 Comedy Still Requires the Work
1:08:00 Every Entertainment Industry Has This Problem
1:09:00 Terence Crawford and Success on Your Own Terms
1:09:42 Knowing When Enough Is Enough
1:12:16 One Last “Stop Paying Bills” Plan
1:14:15 Patrick and Tahir’s Upcoming Projects
1:16:48 Outro

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Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are running on fumes after a marathon day filming their first independent project — but Dam Internet, You Scary! still has plenty to get into.

They break down what it took to shoot 32 of 41 planned scenes in one day, the cast and crew who stepped up to make it happen, and why creators may be better off making the project themselves instead of waiting for Hollywood to say yes.

Then the internet takes over: a major earthquake hits during surgery in Japan, Tahir and Patrick debate college and practical education in the creator era, a long list of food recalls makes everything in the kitchen feel suspicious, and a Vegas hotel story leaves them wondering where marketing ends and deception begins.

Also in the episode: sexually transmitted Shigella, hygiene debates, a sperm donor lawsuit, a terrifying glass bridge incident, contaminated raw oysters, sushi paranoia, and why one viral video isn't enough to build a sustainable creator career.

In this episode:
00:00 They Survived a 15-Hour Shoot
03:27 Getting a 58-Page Script at the Last Minute
06:24 32 Scenes Down, 9 to Go
08:18 BetterHelp
10:48 Doctors Protect a Patient During an Earthquake
12:38 Is America Still Leading?
16:34 College, Influencers & Growing Up
19:39 What It Really Takes to Be a Content Creator
22:19 BlueChew
24:04 How Is This Much Food Being Recalled?
29:02 Texas THC Laws, Politics & Immigration
32:32 Remembering America's Racist Restaurant History
34:42 Sexually Transmitted Shigella?!
36:32 The Great Booty-Washing Debate
41:00 The “Genius” Sperm Donor Lawsuit
44:13 Can Phobias Run in Families?
46:10 Hayden Panettiere & Neutrogena Discussion
49:50 Storyblocks
52:22 The Vegas Hotel Listing Story
55:17 “Stop What You’re Doing”
59:04 Kikoff
01:02:04 Glass Bridge Panels Blow Out
01:04:02 Raw Oysters & Permanent Brain Damage
01:06:27 Sushi Suddenly Looks Different
01:08:10 A Big Film Festival Announcement
01:10:38 Stop Waiting for Someone to Fund Your Idea
01:14:05 Tubi and Independent Creators
01:14:32 Patrick’s Upcoming Shows & Projects
01:16:03 Outro

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Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud get into the strange new rules of going viral: hecklers trying to become part of the show, comedians manufacturing audience moments, podcasts staging drama, and the uncomfortable question of whether simply making good content is still enough.

They even put the theory to the test with their own intentionally staged podcast confrontation.

Elsewhere, the guys react to a jet ski crash at Lake Lanier, a man surviving a jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, two Forest Service employees being taken hostage, a rare shrimp-virus story, Switzerland’s surprisingly strict guinea pig rules, and the never-ending battle between frightening headlines and common sense.

Tahir also looks back on sleeping in a running car during an early comedy audition trip, appearing on MTV’s Yo Momma, and the roasting culture surrounding the early All Def days.

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00:00 Phoenix Heat and Sleeping in a Car for Comedy
02:24 MTV Yo Momma and the Reality of Reality TV
04:12 How Roasting Changed the All Def Culture
05:48 Kids, Parenting and Seventh Grade Chaos
10:02 Looking Back at the DIYS Backlog
12:06 Factor
15:02 The Lake Lanier Jet Ski Crash
20:24 A Brooklyn Bridge Jump With a Trash Bag
22:48 A Heckler Gets Removed From Tahir’s Show
24:30 Are Viral Crowd Clips Creating More Hecklers?
28:38 Scripted Drama and Manufactured Viral Moments
30:08 Tahir and Patrick Stage Their Own Fake Podcast Drama
32:30 Mint Mobile
35:46 Forest Service Employees Taken Hostage
40:27 The Shrimp Virus Story
41:59 Tahir Refuses to Give Up Taco Bell
44:07 In The Cloud
47:11 Switzerland’s Guinea Pig Rule
50:26 Can Domesticated Animals Become Depressed?
52:32 Pet Laws and a Government-Control Detour
54:34 Politics, Protest and America’s Relationship With Conflict
57:16 Why Negativity Beats Positive Content Online
59:07 Tahir and Patrick’s Upcoming Projects
01:00:33 Outro

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Tahir Moore is back from Festival at Sea with a win.

In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir tells Patrick Cloud how he won a multi-round comedy competition aboard an eight-day cruise, performed for a packed theater, and prepared each set like he was studying game footage. He also explains why observational jokes gave him an advantage, how cruise passengers became new supporters, and why that exposure may be worth more than the prize itself.

Tahir and Patrick also discuss first-time cruise advice, an alleged KFC drive-through confrontation, the best pieces of fried chicken, dog-leash etiquette, a police encounter that took an unexpected turn, Rick Ross’s recent public image, and why established rappers may be underestimating the influence of streamers and podcasters.

In this episode
00:00 Opening and weekend plans
00:36 Tahir’s Festival at Sea experience
03:26 The cruise-ship comedy competition
06:00 Four rounds and the pressure of advancing
06:36 How cruise observations gave Tahir an edge
07:08 The $1,000 drink package workaround
09:24 Planning four different stand-up sets
11:21 Learning comedy structure from David Arnold
12:22 The economics of touring smaller comedy clubs
13:32 Why comedians need to control their promotion
15:17 Turning cruise passengers into ticket buyers
17:04 Why the exposure was more valuable than the prize
17:45 Honduras and the all-inclusive beach day
20:24 BlueChew sponsor message
22:05 Celebrity performers aboard the cruise
24:04 Festival at Sea and cruise hospitality
26:19 What Tahir packs for a cruise
26:59 Advice for first-time cruise passengers
29:19 Carnival pricing, food and reputation
30:20 Virgin Voyages and creator cruises
31:22 Internet stories begin
31:38 KFC drive-through rifle arrest
35:25 KFC memories and popcorn chicken
38:11 Ranking every piece of chicken
40:19 The chicken conversation takes a turn
42:34 Cash App sponsor message
44:38 An adults-only anatomy discussion
47:56 Unleashed dogs and inherited anxiety
50:05 A police encounter in St. Louis
53:06 Rick Ross’s album numbers and public image
56:32 Does Rick Ross need to reinvent himself?
59:54 Rick Ross and the 85 South Show
01:02:38 The DC Young Fly lyric
01:04:26 Rappers versus podcasters and streamers
01:08:31 Recognizing a change in entertainment power
01:09:11 Could R&B or neo-soul take over again?
01:11:20 African R&B recommendations
01:12:08 Patrick’s We Trippin update
01:12:32 Tahir’s upcoming comedy dates
01:13:40 Growing comfortable with the older cruise crowd
01:14:18 DIYS announces a sci-fi thriller project
01:15:06 Closing

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