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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

This episode starts with Tahir explaining why he ended up taking a Greyhound bus during a comedy tour and how the trip quickly became a story he will never forget.

The conversation moves into several bizarre internet stories including:

• Ray-Ban smart glasses and privacy concerns
• A fake nurse who treated thousands of patients
• A food vlogger who died after eating a poisonous crab
• People paying $200,000 for cryogenic freezing after death

Along the way the hosts debate survival strategies, discuss internet culture, and share some hilarious hypotheticals.

Lots of laughs and a great conversation throughout.

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00:00 Intro & Greyhound Story Begins
00:01 Comedy Tour Chaos Before the Bus Ride
00:04 Why Tahir Took a Greyhound Instead of Flying
00:05 The Greyhound Bus Experience
00:08 Grinding Through Comedy Struggles
00:11 BetterHelp Sponsor Message
00:14 Would You Fake Your Own Death?
00:21 Survival Island Debate
00:26 Would You Eat Raw Fish to Survive?
00:27 Naked and Afraid Seasoning Debate
00:33 Meta Ray-Ban Smart Glasses Privacy Concerns
00:37 Fake Nurse Treated 4,000 Patients
00:42 Food Vlogger Dies After Eating Poisonous Crab
00:45 In The Cloud Sponsor Message
00:46 What Is a Semicolon? Grammar Debate
00:50 The Fudge Shop Musical Performance Story
00:55 People Paying $200K for Cryogenic Freezing
00:59 Aliens Reviving Humans?
01:00 Outro

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

This episode gets wild as Patrick Cloud and guest Jordan Conley dive into the strangest stories from the internet.

Topics include:

• Scientists teaching human brain cells to play Doom
• The possibility of a robot apocalypse
• A mysterious Frog Man cryptid sighting
• The chilling Villisca Ax Murder ghost story
• Pokémon debates and apocalypse survival plans

If you enjoy weird internet stories, conspiracies, and hilarious commentary, this episode is for you.

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00:00 Intro + Jordan Conley Joins
01:11 Finding the Show on Social Media
03:27 Icebreaker: Top 3 Pokémon
08:33 Would You Fight a Wolf or Outrun Bees?
12:41 Movie Deaths and Dark Disney Moments
14:47 Sponsor: Cash App
16:21 Pokémon Evolutions + Chat Jokes
17:47 Could You Survive a Year Underground?
20:13 Costco Apocalypse Survival Strategy
24:36 Human Brain Cells Playing Doom
28:49 Robot Apocalypse Theory
32:50 Sponsor: GLD Jewelry
36:00 The Computer Loading Icon Has a Weird Name
39:30 The Skunk Creature Legend
41:43 Frog Man Sightings Explained
44:04 Sponsor: BlueChew
45:29 AI Videos and Fake Paranormal Footage
47:54 The Villisca Ax Murder Ghost
54:02 Haunted House Tours
01:03:00 Jordan Conley Plugs Comedy Show
01:06:55 Episode Outro

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

Is Waymo about to replace Uber? Would you rather survive a plane crash or a shipwreck? And is Sony really making TVs that force you to shout brand names to skip ads?!

In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by B.T. Kingsley to break down:

Self-driving cars taking over cities
Sony’s interactive ad patent
A $160,000 diamond traded for $20 worth of weed
Plastic surgery travelers detained at airports
The future of rap music longevity
Subscription EVERYTHING in America
And some of the pettiest icebreakers ever

Plus, real talk about comedy, respect for craft, and why everybody thinks they can “just try stand-up.”

00:00 – Gym Before Shows & Birthday Goals
02:50 – Lying for Chaos & Losing Celebrity Mystery
06:50 – Personal Opinions & Internet Sensitivity
09:40 – Giving Advice in Comedy & Content Creation
16:25 – Is Comedy Central Dead? Industry Evolution
17:40 – Ultra Ad Read
20:25 – Introducing B.T. Kingsley
24:10 – Icebreakers: Plane Crash vs Shipwreck
28:10 – Would You Eat Something Gross to Avoid Getting Sick?
30:45 – Waymo Paying DoorDash Drivers?!
33:00 – The Future of Driving & Flying Cars
38:20 – Mint Mobile Ad Read
41:05 – Sony TV Patent: Shout Brand Names to Skip Ads
46:30 – UPS Worker Traded $160K Diamond for $20 Weed
52:10 – Plastic Surgery Passport Problems
56:30 – How the World Views Americans
58:00 – Why Is McDonald's Always Packed?
1:03:10 – Kickoff Credit Builder Ad
1:07:10 – The State of Rap & Respecting Creative Craft
1:15:30 – Tour Dates & Closing

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

The Olympics are getting WILD 😳

This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, we break down:

• Ski jumpers accused of using injections for aerodynamic advantage
• Curling cheating caught on secret cameras
• A man who broke into Little Caesars… just to make pizzas
• Etsy finally banning witches and spellcasters
• The Louvre getting scammed out of $11 MILLION
• Singapore punishing scammers with mandatory caning
• A church miracle that turned out to be sewage water 🤢

Plus chaotic hypotheticals like:
Would you survive 30 days alone in the woods for $1 million?
Would you let a stranger control your life for 24 hours for $100K?

🎟️ TOUR DATES

Tahir Moore – Detroit & NYC
Keysha E – Detroit & Atlanta
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00:00 Atlanta Glow Up + Booty Club Salmon Debate
00:03 Show Intro + Keesha E Joins
00:07 Keesha’s Husband Requirements
00:12 True Crime Couple Ad
00:15 $1 Million Survival Question
00:20 Would You Let a Stranger Control You for $100K?
00:24 Olympic Ski Jumper Injection Scandal
00:28 Curling Cheating Exposed
00:30 Factor Ad Read
00:41 Man Breaks Into Little Caesars to Sell Pizza
00:44 Etsy Bans Spellcasters
00:46 Weirdest Things Bought Online
00:49 BlueChew Ad Read
00:52 The Louvre $11M Tour Scam
00:57 Singapore Scammers Get Caned
01:02 Anonymous Boss Call-Out Service
01:02 “Holy Water” Turns Out to Be Sewage
01:05 Show Outros + Tour Dates

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by Kali Scott for one of the wildest episodes yet.

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We cover:

• Finding out your friend secretly has an 18-year-old
• Jury duty chaos and suing people
• Would you cut off your finger to survive?
• Dating a “feeder” (yes, that’s real)
• 71 witnesses who ALL claimed they were in the bathroom
• A man who filled golf holes with human poop for 13 years
• Nike’s new sneaker tech that might end reselling
• Vasectomy horror stories (yes, he was awake)

This episode goes from hilarious to unhinged very quickly.

00:00 – Secret 18-Year-Old Daughter Reveal
04:15 – Suing People & Jury Duty Stories
08:40 – Crazy Horse Trial & School Field Trips
13:50 – Sacramento Love & Icebreakers Begin
15:15 – Would You Cut Off Your Finger to Survive?
21:40 – Bedroom Turn-Offs & Sex Playlist Confessions
28:55 – Tribe Called Quest Sex Story
31:30 – Dating a “Feeder” (Wild Trend Explained)
38:25 – BetterHelp Ad
42:00 – 71 Witnesses Claimed They Were in the Bathroom
46:45 – The Golf Course Poop Mystery (13 Years)
51:40 – Nike’s Secret Sneaker Authentication Tech
56:40 – Cash App Ad
59:35 – James Van Der Beek & Health Scare Talk
01:01:00 – Vasectomy Story (Graphic Details)
01:08:55 – In The Cloud Ad
01:12:10 – Vasectomy Procedure Continued
01:16:15 – Condoms vs Vasectomy Debate
01:19:35 – Guest Plugs & Netflix Is A Joke Announcement
01:23:00 – Outro

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

Guest: https://www.instagram.com/sydneyisfunny

Some places feel weird.
Some people feel off.
And sometimes… your cactus dying is a reflection of your spirit.

On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by comedian Sydney Castillo to break down bad vibes, strange energy, judgmental stores, plant-filled Airbnbs, and whether you can feel when something just isn’t right.

They also dive into:

Killing succulents (and what that says about you)
The Doomsday Clock
A doctor saving a man’s hand by attaching it to his leg
Self-driving cars hitting pedestrians

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00:00 – Cold Open/Intro
03:45 – Plants, Energy & Being a Bad Plant Parent
08:55 – The Joshua Tree Airbnb With Unreal Energy
13:35 – People With Bad Vibes
17:40 – Stores With Weird Energy (Trader Joe’s)
22:10 – Checking Receipts After Arguments
26:00 – Text vs Call vs FaceTime
30:05 – City Life vs Quiet Living
34:45 – PrizePicks Ad
38:05 – The Doomsday Clock
43:10 – Hand Saved by Being Attached to a Leg
50:30 – BlueChew GO Ad
53:40 – Waymo Self-Driving Car Hits a Child
58:55 – Sydney Castillo Show Plug
01:00:10 – Outro

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In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the wildest real internet stories you couldn’t make up if you tried. From a Florida woman arrested with drugs in a bag labeled “Definitely Not Drugs,” to a man who panicked and cut off his own finger after a snake bite that wasn’t even venomous, the chaos is nonstop.

We also get into:
Internet icebreakers gone wrong
Dating honesty that went way too far
Canceling plans, food discipline, and pizza relapse
Rubber duck mind games that made a cleaner quit
Theme park tragedy and real-life consequences
Why social media might actually be frying our brains

00:00 Cold Open: Diets, Bone Broth, and Anchovy Trauma
04:41 Politics, Fear, and Feeling “Too Adult”
11:08 If You Had to Leave the Country Right Now…
14:53 Icebreaker Chaos: When to Say the Truth
20:26 Getting Kicked Out Mid-Hookup (Twice)
24:42 Canceling Plans vs Getting Canceled On
28:18 Food Discipline, Pizza Relapse, and Aging
31:15 Ad Break: Mint Mobile (50% Off Unlimited)
37:08 Social Media Addiction & Celebrity Overexposure
42:08 Florida Woman Arrested With “Definitely Not Drugs”
44:38 Cleaner Quits After Rubber Duck Scavenger Hunt
50:22 Woman Dies on Universal Studios Ride
55:09 Man Cuts Off Finger After Snake Bite Panic
58:14 Final Thoughts + Tour Dates + Outro

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Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud is joined by comedian Brandi Denise for an episode packed with wild science facts, unhinged internet stories, and brutally honest takes on therapy, food, and technology.

We’re talking:
• Sea slugs that cut off their own heads to survive
• Chess robots that break kids’ fingers
• Why gas station food might actually be elite
• Therapy being overrated (sometimes)
• AI voices changing on people
• South Korea’s real-life “relaxation prison”

Plus travel stories from Japan, childhood confessions, and why robots might already be plotting against us

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00:00 Holiday Trees, Travel Chaos & Brandi Denise Joins
03:05 Japan Travel, Osaka Stories & Culture Shock
09:11 What’s Overrated? Therapy Takes Get Real
11:25 What’s Underrated? Gas Station Food Debate
16:38 Things People Pretend to Like
19:29 🔔 Ad Break: Factor Meals
23:03 Sea Slugs That Decapitate Themselves to Survive
29:09 Childhood Animal Stories Get Dark
34:44 Why Salt Kills Slugs (Science Explained)
36:28 🔔 Ad Break: BlueChew
38:43 Chess Robot Breaks a Kid’s Finger
44:26 AI Voices, Privacy & Tech Anxiety
52:13 South Korea’s Relaxation Prison Explained
56:42 Where Would You Move If Money Didn’t Matter?
01:04:05 Brandi Denise Projects & Tour Dates
01:06:15 Final Thoughts & Sign-Off

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