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  • 316: You Can't UNSEE this! on DIYS w/Big Irish Jay

    316: You Can't UNSEE this! on DIYS w/Big Irish Jay
    2025/08/23
    Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with Big Irish Jay for a wild ride through zombie squirrels (squirrel fibromatosis), cocaine-laced shrimp, an FDA warning on radioactive shrimp, and the long-running Denver International Airport conspiracy—plus Alaska Triangle vanishings and the first attempted homicide in Antarctica. It’s equal parts creepy, hilarious, and “why is this happening?”

    Tap in, laugh with us, and drop your favorite conspiracy in the comments 🧪🐿️🛫

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    00:00 — Cold open & mic chaos
    00:28 — Intro: Dam Internet, You Scary! + guest Big Irish Jay
    01:38 — Losing weight on the road (energy, exploring cities)
    02:43 — 185 lbs down & sweating on stage no more
    03:47 — Icebreaker: If you were a Transformer… what everyday object?
    05:19 — Drone, air fryer, phone or…? (the debate spirals)
    07:32 — Zombie apocalypse: who’s the most useless celebrity? 😬
    18:58 — Sponsor: Deodorant read that goes off the rails
    21:21 — Travel, AC wars & “The List” plug
    23:05 — Topic kick-off: “Zombie squirrels” sighted
    23:25 — Why they look like that (fibromatosis, pox family)
    26:23 — Rabbits with “horns” (Shope papilloma) & why you shouldn’t touch wildlife
    27:20 — Hood tours in real neighborhoods… bad idea
    29:26 — Shrimp test positive for cocaine (UK freshwater study)
    33:14 — Sponsor: Credit builder (Kikoff)
    35:27 — FDA flags radioactive shrimp recall (what to avoid)
    39:21 — Denver Airport conspiracies: blue horse, murals, gargoyles
    44:55 — Sponsor: BlueChew—legendary ad read
    47:29 — “Damn That’s Creepy”: Alaska Triangle disappearances
    50:08 — Volcano/alien base tales & USOs from the water
    51:08 — Viral athlete name controversy (the “ultimate pass” hats)
    55:10 — Antarctica’s first attempted homicide… over book spoilers
    01:01:06 — Big Irish Jay tour dates (Rapid City, Tucson, Manteca)
    01:01:55 — Show plugs: BET+ “Churchy”
    01:02:40 — Wrap up

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  • 315: Eggs, Beavers & Beefs on DIYS

    315: Eggs, Beavers & Beefs on DIYS
    2025/08/15
    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help.

    Summer nostalgia fades, animal parts get weird, and cinnamon shocks us all. In this hilarious Dam Internet, You Scary! episode, we debate the BEST and WORST seasons, try to survive an “animal body part” challenge, get grossed out by fertilized eggs, and salute beavers who saved $1.2 million.

    We also dive into:
    🐿 Carnivorous squirrels?!
    🥩 Exotic meats we’d try (or avoid)
    🌿 Cinnamon’s surprising origin
    🐚 Soft-shell crabs—disturbing or delicious?

    Plus, find out which exotic dish we’d serve our moms and which one we’d rather cook ourselves.

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    00:00 – Summer doesn’t hit the same
    00:42 – Best & worst seasons debate
    01:03 – “Static Sporadic” tongue twister
    02:14 – Jill Scott theme song moment
    04:33 – August birthdays & famous Leos
    05:26 – Jason Momoa’s surprising best role
    07:01 – Leo traits: stubborn or frugal?
    07:23 – Which animal part would you want?
    10:03 – Brisket cravings & snack talk
    11:49 – Fertilized eggs… in grocery stores?!
    13:18 – Could you cook a chick by accident?
    15:58 – Caviar bumps & Wagyu beef hype
    22:37 – Soft-shell crabs = molting nightmares
    25:43 – One’s Gotta Go: eyebrows, teeth, hair, nails
    27:45 – Building a 4,000-year-old style house
    33:20 – Beavers save $1.2 million
    37:32 – Cinnamon comes from tree bark?!
    44:15 – Carnivorous California squirrels
    50:34 – Cook, Eat, Serve challenge: raccoon, shark, iguana
    59:44 – Exotic meats we’d try
    01:01:07 – Camel hump & other weird eats
    01:01:27 – Closing & upcoming tour dates

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  • 314: Scientists Still Don’t Know What This Thing Is... and That’s Terrifying. on DIYS

    314: Scientists Still Don’t Know What This Thing Is... and That’s Terrifying. on DIYS
    2025/08/08
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    Would YOU trade a live alligator for a beer? One Florida man did—because of course he did. 🐊🍺

    In this outrageous episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick cover:

    Unhinged Florida Man headlines that will break your brain 😵

    A mysterious glowing orb found deep in the ocean 🌊

    The allegedly cursed town of Dudleytown, CT 👻

    Pee breaks that last forever and public poop confessions 💩

    The true drama behind Adidas vs. Puma 👟

    What they’d be doing in witness protection (spoiler: power-washing pirate porn star?)

    You came for the chaos—and we delivered.

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    What would YOUR fake name be in witness protection?

    00:00 - Blueberries Ain’t Got No Flavor?! 🍓
    01:15 - Why We’re Canceling the Ice Cream Truck Song 🚫
    02:00 - Aging Hits Different: Big Fonts & Bigger Naps
    03:30 - Public Poop Confessions & Long Pee Struggles 💀
    09:15 - Why Drinking Water Makes You Pee Like Crazy
    12:00 - Florida Man Mad Libs Begin! 🧂
    14:30 - What?! Down His Pants at Walmart?!
    16:30 - Robbery at Chinese Restaurant 😳
    18:40 - Florida Man Blames WHAT? for Driving into Ditch
    20:00 - Random Weapon Attack?!
    22:00 - Guess in the comments?! (For Real)
    24:30 - Bluetooth Ad - Wild Taglines & Bricked Up Lies
    26:15 - Creepy Conspiracy: Curse of Dudleytown 👻
    30:00 - A Glowing Orb Found Deep in the Ocean 🌊
    33:45 - Antarctica’s Creepy New Sea Creatures 🧊
    36:00 - All Pizza Chains Use the SAME Cheese?! 🧀
    39:00 - Adidas vs Puma: A Family Betrayal Story 👟
    44:00 - Witness Protection Game: Fake Jobs & Names
    48:00 - Power Washers, Pirates, and Paula Darlene
    56:00 - Legally a Menace to Society?! 🤯
    59:00 - Wrapping Up: Upcoming Tours + Scary Squad Shoutout

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  • 313: Venmo the Government?! South Park’s Deal & 65K Texts Arrest on DIYS

    313: Venmo the Government?! South Park’s Deal & 65K Texts Arrest on DIYS
    2025/07/31
    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help

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    Ghosts, cryptids, stalker texts, and a state telling kids to come to school sick—this episode is chaos in the best way. We hit the Crescent Hotel in Arkansas (America’s “most haunted” spot), the Fouke Monster that inspired The Legend of Boggy Creek, a 65,000-text stalker story that ends in a bathtub, Tennessee’s wild attendance crackdown, plus “Venmo the national debt?!” and South Park’s mega deal.

    We’re gunning for 100,000 subscribers—we’re at 85K. If you laughed, learned, or yelled at your screen, smash Subscribe and share this with one friend who loves DIYS.

    Topics this week

    Haunted Crescent Hotel lore, fake “doctor” cures, ghost sightings

    Fouke Monster (Arkansas cryptid) & Boggy Creek

    Viral stalker case: 65,000 texts after one date

    Tennessee policy pushing sick kids to school

    Venmo/PayPal to “reduce the national debt” (for real)

    South Park’s massive deal + streaming overload

    Plus: aliens, pizza vs. ice cream for first contact, and a game

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    00:00 – Cold Open: August birthdays, Tacoma shoutouts & that grilled-cheese print ad.
    01:13 – Scary Squad & Patreon birthdays: “Get your dates in!”
    02:10 – Back in studio + Freestyle opener (new format test).
    04:14 – Bellflower show recap & Black Ron’s 26-minute freestyle (wild).
    05:27 – YouTube Top Fans / XP & live chat roll call.
    06:10 – Alien Asylum Q: What food explains human culture? (bologna vs. ice cream vs. pizza/Dave’s/Wingstop).
    18:38 – Road-Trip / Carpool / Stranded game (All Def crew picks).
    20:48 – BetterHelp ad (personal therapy story & offer).
    23:45 – Damn That’s Creepy: Ghosts of the Crescent Hotel (fake cures, bones found, nurse with gurney).
    34:33 – Arkansas Cryptid: Fouke Monster & Boggy Creek tie-in.
    41:01 – 65,000 texts after ONE date + caught bathing at his place.
    45:29 – Tennessee: Doctor’s notes don’t count? Sick kids → court threats.
    50:22 – “Venmo the National Debt?” (Treasury via PayPal/Venmo).
    53:46 – South Park’s massive deal & why streaming feels overwhelming.
    1:03:18 – Plugs & upcoming dates (Ball Brothers tour, EU dates, Little Rock).

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  • 312: Racist Starter Kits, Haunted Dolls on Tour & Meth Tattoos?!

    312: Racist Starter Kits, Haunted Dolls on Tour & Meth Tattoos?!
    2025/07/24
    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

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    Racism has a uniform?! The guys break down the unofficial fashion guide of the most hateful folks, dive into the cursed Annabelle doll shutting down 911 in Pennsylvania, and Tahir shares the insane story of getting tatted by a possibly high-on-meth tattoo artist. From Roommate/Neighbor/Landlord games with Kanye & Elon to dissecting the dumbest moments in Fast & Furious, this episode is comedy chaos.

    👻 Haunted Dolls, 🔥 Tattoo Disasters, 🎥 Terrible Movie Logic — it’s all here.

    👇 Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and drop your favorite “WTF moment” in the comments!

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    00:00 The Racist Starter Kit: Flags, Fits & Fashion Clues
    02:50 All Lives Matter Backlash & Hidden Racism
    04:10 Tahir’s Bantu Knot Era + Geodude Roast
    07:50 Roommate, Neighbor, Landlord: Kanye, Elon & Karen
    10:45 Which Black Sitcom Gets the Boot?
    15:20 Theme Song Switch-Ups: Jamie Foxx vs. Power
    18:50 Soap Opera Plot Twists & Death Resurrections
    20:00 Annabelle the Doll Shuts Down 911?!
    22:45 Is Annabelle Actually Cursed? (And Tour-Worthy?)
    25:30 You Don’t Own the Rights to Your Face?! Denmark Law
    27:10 Tattoo Laws, Mike Tyson & Copyrights
    28:30 Tahir’s Meth-Fueled Tattoo Saga
    34:10 Movies That Make NO Sense Today
    40:10 SeaWorld Concerts? Ja Rule vs. 50 Cent Still Going
    44:45 Wild ’90s Action Movies & Plot Holes
    52:00 Cybertruck Explodes?! Tesla Door Fail
    55:45 Fast & Furious: From Cars to Space to God Mode
    58:40 Jason Momoa’s Wildest Role Yet
    01:01:00 Wrap-Up + Final Thoughts
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  • 311: What If You Disappeared and Didn’t Tell Anyone? on DIYS

    311: What If You Disappeared and Didn’t Tell Anyone? on DIYS
    2025/07/18
    What if there was $2 Trillion in unclaimed property—and your name was on some of it? 😳 In this solo episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into conspiracy territory with theories about unclaimed money, identity theft, crypto wallets, and… Clone-a-Willie kits?

    Get ready for a hilarious and off-the-rails conversation about:

    The difference between faking your death and disappearing

    Why some billionaires die without heirs

    The mysterious vanishing of old iPods and Bitcoin

    Clone wars involving... body parts 👀

    And how AI and Amazon might already know too much about you

    🚨 Plus: Would you still want your clone’s junk to work? 🤔

    💬 Drop your answer in the comments and make sure to subscribe for more chaos!

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  • 310: How to Survive Nuclear Fallout & The Creepiest Murder in LA History 🧟

    310: How to Survive Nuclear Fallout & The Creepiest Murder in LA History 🧟
    2025/07/10
    Dam, Internet! This episode is packed—literally.
    From anime debates to apocalypse prep, we go off the rails with everything from survival kits and Demon Slayer to nuclear threats and creepy serial killer theories.

    👻 This week’s “Dam, That’s Creepy” takes us deep into the Black Dahlia murder—complete with hauntings, Hollywood cover-ups, and a doctor who may have done it… according to his own detective son.

    🎒 We also break down what goes in a real “go bag” for fire, earthquake, or nuclear events—yes, duct tape included.
    Plus:

    Anime hot takes (Naruto, Solo Leveling, Demon Slayer)

    A serial killer brand strategy segment 🤯

    🎤 Guest co-host: Brennon Edwards from ⁨@HOWTONERDPODCAST⁩
    👀 Hosted by: Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore
    Producer: ⁨@HippieGoals⁩

    00:00 - Martial Arts, Racquetball & Pickleball Talk
    01:45 - Parenting & Pickleball Courts in L.A.
    03:45 - Competitive Table Tennis with Dad
    04:53 - Welcome to DIYS w/ Guest Brennan from How to Nerd
    06:30 - What Brennan's Been Nerding Out About
    07:45 - Nuclear Threats & Global Policy
    09:40 - Emergency Prep & Go Bag Essentials
    11:10 - How to Survive a Nuclear Bomb
    13:00 - Survival Tips, Iodine, Duct Tape & Demon Slayer
    15:00 - Anime Talk: Demon Slayer & Entertainment District Arc
    17:30 - Falcon & Winter Soldier, Marvel & Apocalypse Fandom
    18:55 - Fallout TV Show vs Real Nuclear Fallout
    20:05 - BlueChew Ad (Wild & Unfiltered)
    23:40 - Can You Kill in War? Morality & Gaming Logic
    26:00 - AI Takeovers, Animatrix & Brain Rot from GPT
    29:00 - Reading Maps & Losing Survival Skills
    30:45 - Backup Cameras, Driving, & Millennial Habits
    32:00 - Brennan Never Watched Naruto?!
    34:10 - Anime Gatekeeping & Toxic Fandom
    36:30 - Dragon Ball Z vs Naruto vs Solo Leveling
    38:40 - Demon Slayer Writing vs Classic Power-Ups
    40:15 - Jujutsu Kaisen, Solo Leveling, My Hero Academia
    41:40 - Anime Power Scaling & Bleach Resurrection
    43:00 - Damn That's Creepy: Creepy California Begins
    43:40 - The Black Dahlia Murder (Leimert Park)
    45:40 - Ghosts at Biltmore Hotel & the Hodel House
    47:30 - Was Her Killer a Doctor? LAPD Conspiracies
    50:00 - Serial Killers with Degrees & Dexter Comparisons
    52:00 - One-and-Done Murderers & Regret Theory
    54:15 - The Black Dahlia Name + Racial Confusion
    56:00 - Personal Motives or Ritualistic Killing?
    57:45 - Serial Killer Branding & Public Ego
    59:00 - Pitched Segment: What’s Your Serial Killer Name?
    59:45 - Ad Break: Factor Meals (Sponsor)
    01:02:00 - Pat's Serial Killer Weapon: Mountain Lion Jaws
    01:05:15 - Is That Even Logistically Possible?!
    01:07:00 - Brennan’s Method: Poison Ivy & Nightshade
    01:08:55 - Unique Weapons: Headbutt Assassin?
    01:10:30 - Brennan's Pick: The Killer Whale
    01:13:15 - Boat Sabotage & Killer Whale Strategy
    01:15:10 - Hippie Goals’ Garden of Deadly Plants?!
    01:17:30 - Wrapping Up: Serial Killers & Plot Holes

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  • 309: Would You Eat Human Meat? | DIYS w/ Rodney Perry & Correy Bell

    309: Would You Eat Human Meat? | DIYS w/ Rodney Perry & Correy Bell
    2025/07/05
    In this wild episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, we welcome back comedy OG Rodney Perry and the hilarious Correy Bell! From a failed attempt at white hair dye to accidentally creating Smurf hair, Rodney shares stories that will have you crying. But that’s not even the wildest part…

    🚨 The crew discusses a real story about a man who cooked and served his own amputated leg to friends — and they said YES! Would you try human fajitas?

    We also get into:

    The male equivalent of women getting bangs 💇‍♀️
    Childhood confessions (yes, boogers & chemicals 😳)
    Sports uniform malfunctions
    Ridiculous Black family superstitions
    And the ultimate scam: concert ticket fees!

    This one is chaotic, hilarious, and unfiltered. You’ve been warned.

    👇 Drop a comment:
    What’s YOUR vote for the male version of getting bangs?

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    00:00 - Intro + Male Equivalent of Bangs
    01:45 - Rodney’s White Hair Fail 💀
    04:00 - Atlanta Comedy Show Recap
    07:35 - “Caucasian Peanut Butter” = Hummus 😂
    10:00 - Cancer Season Chaos & Sister Rants
    13:00 - Man Serves Own Leg as Fajitas?!
    18:45 - The Pork Vagina Segment (Brace Yourself)
    21:00 - BetterHelp Mental Health Ad Read
    23:45 - Mental Health & Therapy Talk
    26:00 - Deodorant Confessions & Hairy Throwbacks
    30:00 - Sports Wardrobe Malfunctions
    35:00 - Thick Thigh Love & Football Bodies
    39:00 - Ticket Fees & Travel Scams
    42:00 - Airport Wheelchair Hacks
    44:30 - Black Superstitions Debunked
    46:00 - Cats, Allergies & Cultural Bias
    47:00 - Childhood Booger-Eating Confessions 🤢
    51:00 - Comet, Shower Powder, & Deodorant... as Snacks?!
    54:00 - Kids, Fire, and More Childhood Chaos
    58:00 - Q-Tip Addiction & Unsafe Ear Tools 😬

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