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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

This episode starts with Tahir explaining why he ended up taking a Greyhound bus during a comedy tour and how the trip quickly became a story he will never forget.

The conversation moves into several bizarre internet stories including:

• Ray-Ban smart glasses and privacy concerns
• A fake nurse who treated thousands of patients
• A food vlogger who died after eating a poisonous crab
• People paying $200,000 for cryogenic freezing after death

Along the way the hosts debate survival strategies, discuss internet culture, and share some hilarious hypotheticals.

Lots of laughs and a great conversation throughout.

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00:00 Intro & Greyhound Story Begins
00:01 Comedy Tour Chaos Before the Bus Ride
00:04 Why Tahir Took a Greyhound Instead of Flying
00:05 The Greyhound Bus Experience
00:08 Grinding Through Comedy Struggles
00:11 BetterHelp Sponsor Message
00:14 Would You Fake Your Own Death?
00:21 Survival Island Debate
00:26 Would You Eat Raw Fish to Survive?
00:27 Naked and Afraid Seasoning Debate
00:33 Meta Ray-Ban Smart Glasses Privacy Concerns
00:37 Fake Nurse Treated 4,000 Patients
00:42 Food Vlogger Dies After Eating Poisonous Crab
00:45 In The Cloud Sponsor Message
00:46 What Is a Semicolon? Grammar Debate
00:50 The Fudge Shop Musical Performance Story
00:55 People Paying $200K for Cryogenic Freezing
00:59 Aliens Reviving Humans?
01:00 Outro

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

This episode gets wild as Patrick Cloud and guest Jordan Conley dive into the strangest stories from the internet.

Topics include:

• Scientists teaching human brain cells to play Doom
• The possibility of a robot apocalypse
• A mysterious Frog Man cryptid sighting
• The chilling Villisca Ax Murder ghost story
• Pokémon debates and apocalypse survival plans

If you enjoy weird internet stories, conspiracies, and hilarious commentary, this episode is for you.

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00:00 Intro + Jordan Conley Joins
01:11 Finding the Show on Social Media
03:27 Icebreaker: Top 3 Pokémon
08:33 Would You Fight a Wolf or Outrun Bees?
12:41 Movie Deaths and Dark Disney Moments
14:47 Sponsor: Cash App
16:21 Pokémon Evolutions + Chat Jokes
17:47 Could You Survive a Year Underground?
20:13 Costco Apocalypse Survival Strategy
24:36 Human Brain Cells Playing Doom
28:49 Robot Apocalypse Theory
32:50 Sponsor: GLD Jewelry
36:00 The Computer Loading Icon Has a Weird Name
39:30 The Skunk Creature Legend
41:43 Frog Man Sightings Explained
44:04 Sponsor: BlueChew
45:29 AI Videos and Fake Paranormal Footage
47:54 The Villisca Ax Murder Ghost
54:02 Haunted House Tours
01:03:00 Jordan Conley Plugs Comedy Show
01:06:55 Episode Outro

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Columbus, OH – March 6
Louisville, KY – March 7 (Birthday Show!)
Chattanooga, TN – March 8

Tickets available via Tahir’s Instagram bio.

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

Is Waymo about to replace Uber? Would you rather survive a plane crash or a shipwreck? And is Sony really making TVs that force you to shout brand names to skip ads?!

In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by B.T. Kingsley to break down:

Self-driving cars taking over cities
Sony’s interactive ad patent
A $160,000 diamond traded for $20 worth of weed
Plastic surgery travelers detained at airports
The future of rap music longevity
Subscription EVERYTHING in America
And some of the pettiest icebreakers ever

Plus, real talk about comedy, respect for craft, and why everybody thinks they can “just try stand-up.”

00:00 – Gym Before Shows & Birthday Goals
02:50 – Lying for Chaos & Losing Celebrity Mystery
06:50 – Personal Opinions & Internet Sensitivity
09:40 – Giving Advice in Comedy & Content Creation
16:25 – Is Comedy Central Dead? Industry Evolution
17:40 – Ultra Ad Read
20:25 – Introducing B.T. Kingsley
24:10 – Icebreakers: Plane Crash vs Shipwreck
28:10 – Would You Eat Something Gross to Avoid Getting Sick?
30:45 – Waymo Paying DoorDash Drivers?!
33:00 – The Future of Driving & Flying Cars
38:20 – Mint Mobile Ad Read
41:05 – Sony TV Patent: Shout Brand Names to Skip Ads
46:30 – UPS Worker Traded $160K Diamond for $20 Weed
52:10 – Plastic Surgery Passport Problems
56:30 – How the World Views Americans
58:00 – Why Is McDonald's Always Packed?
1:03:10 – Kickoff Credit Builder Ad
1:07:10 – The State of Rap & Respecting Creative Craft
1:15:30 – Tour Dates & Closing

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