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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

Craig Wayans joins the podcast and things immediately spiral into chaos 😂 We talk burner accounts, weird foods, cockroach milk, lab-grown meat, airline disasters, conspiracy theories, crazy intrusive thoughts, and some of the funniest stories we’ve had on the show in a long time.

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00:00 Intro & Burner Account Talk
02:46 Instagram Explore Pages Exposed 😂
04:08 Craig Wayans Joins The Show
06:00 Scary Movie Returns
08:05 Kevin Hart’s Funny AF & Ron Taylor Winning
11:16 Comedy Stories & ComicView Talk
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18:06 If You Could Solve One Mystery…
24:24 Petty Superpowers Debate 😂
27:39 Charles Darwin Ate Weird Animals?!
30:05 Weird Foods We’ve Tried
34:06 Sponsor - Cash App
36:10 Lab-Grown Meat Debate
40:15 Cockroach Milk Is REAL 😭
48:14 Sponsor - BlueChew
49:16 Beekeeper Attacks Police With Bees 🐝
52:48 Hugh Jackman Thought Wolverines Were Wolves 😂
55:01 Wedding DJ Allegedly Killed Chickens
56:18 Virus Outbreak On Cruise Ships
01:00:26 Passenger Opens Plane Exit Door
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01:03:20 Intrusive Thoughts & Peeing In Sinks 😭
01:07:14 Craig’s INSANE Towel Story 😂
01:10:26 Plane Hits Bakery Truck
01:12:22 Spirit Airlines Shutting Down?
01:18:22 Final Thoughts & Outros

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Topics include:

A tiger escaping into a live circus crowd in Russia
A nationwide LEGO scam using pasta to fake returns
A man faking heart attacks to avoid paying restaurant bills
A bizarre insurance scam involving a “bear attack” on a luxury car
A kidnapping expert who was kidnapped after giving a lecture
AI scams tricking people online
New laws about boiling lobsters alive

00:00 Intro + BuzzFeed & Roast Talk
06:00 Icebreakers & Wild Hypotheticals
12:50 Toothbrush vs Underwear Debate
15:40 Poland “American Roleplay” Event
21:20 Viral “Black People Are Bigger” Discussion
23:10 Sponsor – Hims (Weight Loss)
26:20 Tiger Escapes Into Circus Crowd (Russia)
30:00 Bear Tranquilizer Rescue Video
32:50 Movie Industry, Remakes & Casting Debate
37:00 Sponsor – FÜM
39:40 $34K LEGO Pasta Scam Breakdown
44:50 Man Fakes Heart Attacks to Avoid Paying Bills
48:10 Sponsor – BlueChew
50:15 Kidnapping Expert Kidnapped (Felix Batista Case)
54:30 Real Missing Person Case Discussion
57:20 AI Scams & Internet Dangers
59:30 Fake Bear Attack Insurance Scam
01:02:00 Lobsters & Animal Sentience Debate
01:08:30 Firefighters Rescue Pigs… Then Eat Them?!
01:12:30 Fish Video & Final Thoughts
01:13:20 Outro + Announcements

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We start with a painful dental situation and a comedy set gone wrong… then somehow end up discussing a woman who increased her delivery tips using feet pics 😳

In between that, things get wild:

A nurse commits one of the craziest assaults we’ve ever heard
A hidden shotgun bed that makes zero sense
A real college offering a BBQ degree
And scientists eating 50,000-year-old meat 🤢

Just a fun conversation with a lot of laughs.

00:00 – Tooth Pain, 7-Eleven Mistake & Comedy Bomb Story
02:49 – Bombing at the Comedy Store Breakdown
05:20 – Dental Emergency & Cost of Treatment
09:45 – Podcast Intro + Cost of Living Discussion
13:39 – Financial Stress & Industry Reality
14:05 – BetterHelp Ad (Mental Health & Stress)
16:21 – Life Feels Weird Right Now (Discussion)
17:04 – Cruise Ship Comedy & Opportunities
21:13 – Icebreaker: Kid Throws Up in Store
23:02 – Being Recognized (But Not Really 😂)
27:00 – Would You Embarrass Yourself for $500?
27:42 – $1M Button That Kills Someone Debate
31:30 – Factor Meals Ad (Food & Convenience)
34:38 – Nurse Smears Dirty Diaper on Coworker 😳
37:20 – Healthcare Worker Burnout Discussion
42:48 – Hidden Shotgun Bed (Bad Idea 😂)
46:57 – Cash App Ad (Paying Friends Easily)
50:07 – BBQ College Degree in China?!
57:28 – Mint Mobile Ad (Cheap Phone Plans)
01:00:40 – Eating 50,000-Year-Old Meat Story 🤢
01:09:28 – Feet Pics Increase Delivery Tips?!
01:12:27 – Foot Fetish Discussion Gets Personal 😭
01:14:03 – Outro + Upcoming Shows