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Dam Internet, You Scary!

Dam Internet, You Scary!

著者： Patrick Cloud Tahir Moore
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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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  • 316: You Can't UNSEE this! on DIYS w/Big Irish Jay

    316: You Can't UNSEE this! on DIYS w/Big Irish Jay
    2025/08/23
    Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with Big Irish Jay for a wild ride through zombie squirrels (squirrel fibromatosis), cocaine-laced shrimp, an FDA warning on radioactive shrimp, and the long-running Denver International Airport conspiracy—plus Alaska Triangle vanishings and the first attempted homicide in Antarctica. It’s equal parts creepy, hilarious, and “why is this happening?”

    Tap in, laugh with us, and drop your favorite conspiracy in the comments 🧪🐿️🛫

    👍 If you laughed, hit Like
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    00:00 — Cold open & mic chaos
    00:28 — Intro: Dam Internet, You Scary! + guest Big Irish Jay
    01:38 — Losing weight on the road (energy, exploring cities)
    02:43 — 185 lbs down & sweating on stage no more
    03:47 — Icebreaker: If you were a Transformer… what everyday object?
    05:19 — Drone, air fryer, phone or…? (the debate spirals)
    07:32 — Zombie apocalypse: who’s the most useless celebrity? 😬
    18:58 — Sponsor: Deodorant read that goes off the rails
    21:21 — Travel, AC wars & “The List” plug
    23:05 — Topic kick-off: “Zombie squirrels” sighted
    23:25 — Why they look like that (fibromatosis, pox family)
    26:23 — Rabbits with “horns” (Shope papilloma) & why you shouldn’t touch wildlife
    27:20 — Hood tours in real neighborhoods… bad idea
    29:26 — Shrimp test positive for cocaine (UK freshwater study)
    33:14 — Sponsor: Credit builder (Kikoff)
    35:27 — FDA flags radioactive shrimp recall (what to avoid)
    39:21 — Denver Airport conspiracies: blue horse, murals, gargoyles
    44:55 — Sponsor: BlueChew—legendary ad read
    47:29 — “Damn That’s Creepy”: Alaska Triangle disappearances
    50:08 — Volcano/alien base tales & USOs from the water
    51:08 — Viral athlete name controversy (the “ultimate pass” hats)
    55:10 — Antarctica’s first attempted homicide… over book spoilers
    01:01:06 — Big Irish Jay tour dates (Rapid City, Tucson, Manteca)
    01:01:55 — Show plugs: BET+ “Churchy”
    01:02:40 — Wrap up

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  • 315: Eggs, Beavers & Beefs on DIYS

    315: Eggs, Beavers & Beefs on DIYS
    2025/08/15
    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help.

    Summer nostalgia fades, animal parts get weird, and cinnamon shocks us all. In this hilarious Dam Internet, You Scary! episode, we debate the BEST and WORST seasons, try to survive an “animal body part” challenge, get grossed out by fertilized eggs, and salute beavers who saved $1.2 million.

    We also dive into:
    🐿 Carnivorous squirrels?!
    🥩 Exotic meats we’d try (or avoid)
    🌿 Cinnamon’s surprising origin
    🐚 Soft-shell crabs—disturbing or delicious?

    Plus, find out which exotic dish we’d serve our moms and which one we’d rather cook ourselves.

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    #DamInternetYouScary #ComedyPodcast #WeirdFacts #Animals #ExoticFood

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    00:00 – Summer doesn’t hit the same
    00:42 – Best & worst seasons debate
    01:03 – “Static Sporadic” tongue twister
    02:14 – Jill Scott theme song moment
    04:33 – August birthdays & famous Leos
    05:26 – Jason Momoa’s surprising best role
    07:01 – Leo traits: stubborn or frugal?
    07:23 – Which animal part would you want?
    10:03 – Brisket cravings & snack talk
    11:49 – Fertilized eggs… in grocery stores?!
    13:18 – Could you cook a chick by accident?
    15:58 – Caviar bumps & Wagyu beef hype
    22:37 – Soft-shell crabs = molting nightmares
    25:43 – One’s Gotta Go: eyebrows, teeth, hair, nails
    27:45 – Building a 4,000-year-old style house
    33:20 – Beavers save $1.2 million
    37:32 – Cinnamon comes from tree bark?!
    44:15 – Carnivorous California squirrels
    50:34 – Cook, Eat, Serve challenge: raccoon, shark, iguana
    59:44 – Exotic meats we’d try
    01:01:07 – Camel hump & other weird eats
    01:01:27 – Closing & upcoming tour dates

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  • 314: Scientists Still Don’t Know What This Thing Is... and That’s Terrifying. on DIYS

    314: Scientists Still Don’t Know What This Thing Is... and That’s Terrifying. on DIYS
    2025/08/08
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    Would YOU trade a live alligator for a beer? One Florida man did—because of course he did. 🐊🍺

    In this outrageous episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick cover:

    Unhinged Florida Man headlines that will break your brain 😵

    A mysterious glowing orb found deep in the ocean 🌊

    The allegedly cursed town of Dudleytown, CT 👻

    Pee breaks that last forever and public poop confessions 💩

    The true drama behind Adidas vs. Puma 👟

    What they’d be doing in witness protection (spoiler: power-washing pirate porn star?)

    You came for the chaos—and we delivered.

    👇 SOUND OFF IN THE COMMENTS:
    What would YOUR fake name be in witness protection?

    00:00 - Blueberries Ain’t Got No Flavor?! 🍓
    01:15 - Why We’re Canceling the Ice Cream Truck Song 🚫
    02:00 - Aging Hits Different: Big Fonts & Bigger Naps
    03:30 - Public Poop Confessions & Long Pee Struggles 💀
    09:15 - Why Drinking Water Makes You Pee Like Crazy
    12:00 - Florida Man Mad Libs Begin! 🧂
    14:30 - What?! Down His Pants at Walmart?!
    16:30 - Robbery at Chinese Restaurant 😳
    18:40 - Florida Man Blames WHAT? for Driving into Ditch
    20:00 - Random Weapon Attack?!
    22:00 - Guess in the comments?! (For Real)
    24:30 - Bluetooth Ad - Wild Taglines & Bricked Up Lies
    26:15 - Creepy Conspiracy: Curse of Dudleytown 👻
    30:00 - A Glowing Orb Found Deep in the Ocean 🌊
    33:45 - Antarctica’s Creepy New Sea Creatures 🧊
    36:00 - All Pizza Chains Use the SAME Cheese?! 🧀
    39:00 - Adidas vs Puma: A Family Betrayal Story 👟
    44:00 - Witness Protection Game: Fake Jobs & Names
    48:00 - Power Washers, Pirates, and Paula Darlene
    56:00 - Legally a Menace to Society?! 🤯
    59:00 - Wrapping Up: Upcoming Tours + Scary Squad Shoutout

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    #DIYS #FloridaMan #Conspiracy #PeeBreaks #CursedTowns #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #PodcastComedy
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