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  • Crispy Coated Robots #310 - Best Steve Buscemi Performances
    2026/01/27

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    What's this episode about, Dude?

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph honor the great and always brilliant Steve Buscemi with a list of his greatest performances.

    Jim shames Joseph and Jason for not having watched Boardwalk Empire.

    Jason discovers the difference between an Amos and Andy and a Martin and Lewis.

    He was destined for the chipper.

    Jason tips much better than Mr. Pink when it comes to braving icy roads for his delivery services.


    Why can't you be more like your brother? Harold would never beat up his landlord.

    Which director is Steve Buscemi's doppelganger?

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    28 分
  • Crispy Coated Robots #309 - Best Movies of 2025
    2026/01/20

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    This episode makes no apologies for going against the Hollywood selections.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph finally endorse the best movies of 2025.

    SSHIEELDS UP!

    While the year's movies may have been weak, the crew agrees that there were several standout performances.

    Jason has a soft spot for a film he had no idea that his brother was in.

    Not only was Superman great, but it was also good that he found himself a nice Jewish girl.

    Jim digs himself one of the biggest holes by contemplating spending eternity with his wife.

    Jason and Jim list a few missed product placement ads for Hamnet.

    Joseph and Jim like the idea of renting family and friends.

    Which movie had a three-way tie for being overblown and not very good?

    Which movie didn't need vampires to be good?

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    36 分
  • Crispy Coated Robots #308 - Best Military Comedy
    2026/01/13

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    This episode goes off the rails in trying to figure out what makes a comedy.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of their favorite military comedy films.

    Joseph is flummoxed by a simple auto spelling correction that sends him into high anxiety.

    Jim skipped joining West Point to participate in "Hands Across Lamar".

    Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines: What a great place to start.

    " You are the greatest lover I've ever had. /Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone."

    Ass Map

    Somehow “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” returns to the show.

    Jason can't go back on his selection. It's already in the vault.

    How many pushups can Bill Murray do at the beginning of Stripes?

    Can Jim do a George C. Scott impersonation without coughing?

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    39 分
  • Crispy Coated Robots #307- Best of 2025 (Everything but Movies)
    2026/01/06

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    This episode doesn't suck as much as we thought (much like 2025).

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph share some of their personal highlights from the past year.

    Now opening for the JAMBS, the world's laziest guitarist!

    Jim's seasonal haircut leads to an existential questioning of Joseph's baldness.

    The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City... what?!?

    Jim's admiration for AI comes down to Elvis remakes of popular movies.

    Jason champions his favorite cancelled TV show.

    Joseph attempts to hijack the show and turn it into a book club podcast.

    Should a kid be excited to see Grandpa play football?

    Why does Apple hate people who like to binge?

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    31 分
  • Crispy Coated Robots #306 - 2026 Anticipations (aka things to look forward to in the new year)
    2025/12/30

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    This episode is looking for an afternoon delight.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph throw out the things they are looking forward to in the new year.


    2025 didn't suck as much as Joseph predicted.

    Don't honey me Hyde. You better get me that asteroid.

    Jason is ready to get his sweep on for the 2030 Olympics.

    Jim's ready to let some crazy Sweeds take over his house for a week when FIFA comes to Houston.

    Jim is looking for to episode 350 so you better keep listening.


    Will Cadillac ever be part of F1 or is it all in Joseph's head?

    How many football fans turn out to be fans of Jessica Fletcher because of network programming?

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    31 分
  • Crispy Coated Robots #305 - Best Gift Scene in a Movie
    2025/12/23

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    This episode doesn't come with batteries.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best gifts ever given in a movie.

    Jason asks the most important question: "Do you think I'm pretty?”

    Corey Feldman ruins everything.

    We're going to make some break and get fat.

    You'll put your eye out.

    Who is Jaison and why does he view Jason as a princess?

    What was the gift from Bill?

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    30 分
  • Crispy Coated Robots #304 - Best Movies Set During Christmas That Are Not About Christmas
    2025/12/16

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    This episode takes place during a podcast, but is not about a podcast.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph tackle the highly controversial topic of listing the best movies taking place in the Christmas season (but are not about Christmas).

    I'm not a Landman. I'm an Oilman.

    Nicole Kidman delivers the best last line with a Christmas sentiment since Tiny Tim.

    Joseph really dislikes Landman.

    Jason make a controversial last-minute pick after getting one his top selection squashed before the lists get started.

    Jim loads the show with plenty of Die Hard impressions.

    Which actors is type cast as the ultimate douche in one of the episode' selection?

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    29 分
  • Crispy Coated Robots #303 - Best Robe Scenes in Movies/TV
    2025/12/09

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    This episode is sponsored by Uncle Ed's Cherry Bounce.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph breakdown some of the best robe scenes in cinema.

    No. The movie: The Robe doesn't make it on anyone's list.

    When good actors go bad: A new topic?

    Jim suffers the Mandela Effect with an Alf episode that never happened.

    Jason has his own epiphany with mistakenly thinking some of the best robe scenes were actual done with towels.

    Joseph confesses his infatuation with Donna Reed.

    Will Hell freeze over when Jason actually runs the table with legit selections making the list?

    Who writes a check for .69 cents?

    Who advertised on Rocky's robe?


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    24 分