Welcome back to Cop Car Coffee as we kick off Season 7—a milestone that proves if you lower the bar far enough, almost anything can keep going. Against all odds and reasonable broadcast standards, DDT and Commander Duff are back in your ears for another round of what can only be described as an absolute, injurious waste of time.

This season opener is packed with the usual chaotic rambling. We reflect on our unwarranted longevity, issue a few long-overdue apologies, and spin our brand-new tune (which may or may not cause ear fatigue). We also dip our toes into Spice World, attempt to unravel what it means to "get angry like DDT," and highlight a Local Business of the Week that somehow hasn't asked us for a retraction yet. Plus, we dive into a whole lot more—or a whole lot less, depending entirely on how much we managed to derail ourselves.

So adjust your expectations to zero, pour a fresh cup, and hit play. Thanks for sticking around for a seventh season of audio nonsense you’ll never get back!

A summer special deserves a special apology, especially when there are 3 of them. The summer of 2026 has been exceptional, try not and let our show ruin all the good that this summer has provided. Listen in for your injurious waste of time. Here about Duff's trip to Newfoundland and St. Pierre. DDT contributes very little, and to be quite honest, if we tell you too much more at this point, you might actually listen. Enjoy the rest of your summer! Duff and DDT

Sorry, butt DDT is back from the Big Apple, and it took a bite out of him! Duff returns from the land of little kings with much insight, Iceland is the place to go!

It's been a great summer, hopefully this doesn't ruin it for you.

Sorry Podbeanskis, but your injurious waste of time...Summer Special is here. When you host a party, what's the plan? Are you suffering through the World Cup, or blissfully enjoying it? Thank you USA, your listening metrics continue to surprise us, and we appreciate it.

Listen in to such riveting content as just described, plus so much more. All the things you have grown to tolerate from the CCC studio. Enjoy your summer, try to take break from DDT, I know Duff can not, as he is taking DDT camping for the 1st time. Should be interesting. Listen in next time to hear how that went...

You are welcome! Indeed, you have been spared a speedy sharing of this broadcast and the time spent in lieu of this nonsense is irreplaceable. But we apologize, because here is the action packed live recording at the Big Kanata Garage Sale. That's right, listen in as Duff and DDT wheel and deal, and by that Duff wheels and deals while DDT manages dead air like its no producers business. Vegas and Carolina have nothing on us...who cares. Coffee Talk...not this week. Your garage sale banter injurious waste of time...you got it!

Welcome to this week's rendition of Cop Car Coffee, the podcast that’s about as organized as DDTs washer and dryer replacement schedule.

This week, we’re somehow big in Vietnam, so xin chào to our new fans who clearly have very low standards. We’re also talking Greek Pan Chicken, why Russell Crowe is 'Unhinged,' and the sudden outbreak of Sens Fever in Ottawa—which is probably just a mild rash.

Stick around for DDT’s latest apology tour while Duff barely holds it together through the rest of our usual nonsense. It’s a mess, but it’s our mess. Grab a mug and try to keep up."

We're Cop Car Coffee...Sorry.

Welcome back! We are like that pesky old yard animal that you finally though that you had gotten rid of, but then it's back to knock over the compost once again. Also kind of like our Ottawa Senators, whom everyone had ridden off over a month ago, including our very own DDT. DDT will no doubt be apologizing for this and eating his words. Speaking of eating, wait until you hear about Duff's recipe of the week, my mouth is watering. Here's to another week of very slowly transitioning weather, and very slow banter that no doubt is just another injurious waste of time! Thanks for tuning in though, as we continue to break records in listenership in far away places. Your insight into the world of Canada and Ottawa, and into apologies and time wasting.