Welcome back to Cop Car Coffee as we kick off Season 7—a milestone that proves if you lower the bar far enough, almost anything can keep going. Against all odds and reasonable broadcast standards, DDT and Commander Duff are back in your ears for another round of what can only be described as an absolute, injurious waste of time.

This season opener is packed with the usual chaotic rambling. We reflect on our unwarranted longevity, issue a few long-overdue apologies, and spin our brand-new tune (which may or may not cause ear fatigue). We also dip our toes into Spice World, attempt to unravel what it means to "get angry like DDT," and highlight a Local Business of the Week that somehow hasn't asked us for a retraction yet. Plus, we dive into a whole lot more—or a whole lot less, depending entirely on how much we managed to derail ourselves.

So adjust your expectations to zero, pour a fresh cup, and hit play. Thanks for sticking around for a seventh season of audio nonsense you’ll never get back!

A summer special deserves a special apology, especially when there are 3 of them. The summer of 2026 has been exceptional, try not and let our show ruin all the good that this summer has provided. Listen in for your injurious waste of time. Here about Duff's trip to Newfoundland and St. Pierre. DDT contributes very little, and to be quite honest, if we tell you too much more at this point, you might actually listen. Enjoy the rest of your summer! Duff and DDT

Sorry, butt DDT is back from the Big Apple, and it took a bite out of him! Duff returns from the land of little kings with much insight, Iceland is the place to go!

It's been a great summer, hopefully this doesn't ruin it for you.