The unofficial New Jersey Day podcast celebration episode. Hey, I got nothin' but time!

Quick hits!

Frosted tips could save me, jersey shore, talking to old people, Joe Dante, gremlin lunchbox, Arizona iced tea man, veiny Snickers, r/bald, Cleveland Show, small cap Pumpkins, water bill, peeing in the model toilet, stalker thoughts, comcast dot net family email, big shampoo, athlete's foot, and thinking / feeling / chuckling.

Matt is back, I keep repeating myself, but we remain stronger than the storm!

Quick hits!

Pre-show meltdown, fax, mirror affirmations, Stuart Smalley and Stuart Little, blue moon, Spain lisp siesta, Mosswood Meltdownburgerrama, Oakland Coliseum, on edge in the Bay, everyday is Columbus Day, hold the baby, hunchback, early onset dementia, giant thrusting, graped, 99 Ranch Mart, record breaking comedy, Obsession and the Odyssey, Covid or crack...it's not dementia it's just the theme bro.

Lettuce pray for our poop!

Quick hits!

The end of times, keeping the dummies around, folding like a lawn chair, mourning in South Carolina, Turnstile Taco Bell, group fitness, hung up by AI, applying to the Alpha school, AI school shooting, skimming summer reading, pecker checked at the DMV, story holes, Claude gets real, Billy Corgan in the cage, homerunless derby Brandon Inge, and pondering our own Wonderlic scores.

Your whole bloodline is watching you listen to this podcast as it slowly burns out.

Quick hits!

Keith Hernandez existentialism, the vessel, Cracker & Camper Van Beethoven, swiggin' water bottle vodka, dating roster, dink, chutes, ladders, and realizing your mid life is having a crisis.

Further celebrating that human commentary! Same as it ever was.

Quick hits!

Italian American Mike Piazza returns, the Gallaraga game, shy behind the plate, mouthing ice cream while driving, putting humans first, rediscovering the mall, song-meanings-dot-net, hey wait how did I get here?

Now let me clear MAH THROAT! This is unemployment at it's finest.

Quick hits!

Hashtag funemployment, Neil banging out the tunes, watering dead plants, customer appreciation night, seat geek guy, stolen Zeppole, self face slap, AI throat clear, Brandon Aiyuk, the combined post, and being the THAT in 'who's that'.

Two star-crossed lovers, Mike and Matt take on Pride month with continued disgust in their baseball teams and the state of AI, but they find peace and inspiration from the unlikeliest of father figures.

Quick hits!

Die slow charger, Sugar gay, Hamnet, soft launching Mike Piazza's homosexuality, Modell's comeback, in-office gambling, on hold with the crisis hotline, permanently pissed, AI music versus fair use, self-inflicted suffering, Bob Dylan's Patreon, Cialis In Chains, living in bare minimum convenience, toothpaste spackle, carton cheeks, Hugh Neutron deep dive, Daly City New Jersey, Ichabod Crane, the cat in the moonlight, and leaning into life.

Türkiye mentioned!!! A very well-behaved passport bro dips his scrawny toes in new waters while tourists spread across the US to experience animal fries and NJ Transit. Dive into the Kills, seatbelts optional, as we all strive to reach that world cup of life amidst a life of haram.

Quick hits!

World Cup world views, Hüzün, seagulls and cats, hustling amongst the economic divide, protractor hair plugs, Russian Blake Schwarzenbach, man hands, pre butt fumble Jet lag, fake sleep, Bourdain era, being the prized pig pet, investing in pillows, local haircut, I could live here, Neil Young lyric dissection, Mosque moments, shoeless Joe, armpit sweater shirts, crowded feet selling market, doubling up on the haram. Congrats to the Knicks and Timmy C.. but what does this mean for the New Jersey Nets?