The unofficial New Jersey Day podcast celebration episode. Hey, I got nothin' but time!

Quick hits!

Frosted tips could save me, jersey shore, talking to old people, Joe Dante, gremlin lunchbox, Arizona iced tea man, veiny Snickers, r/bald, Cleveland Show, small cap Pumpkins, water bill, peeing in the model toilet, stalker thoughts, comcast dot net family email, big shampoo, athlete's foot, and thinking / feeling / chuckling.

Matt is back, I keep repeating myself, but we remain stronger than the storm!

Quick hits!

Pre-show meltdown, fax, mirror affirmations, Stuart Smalley and Stuart Little, blue moon, Spain lisp siesta, Mosswood Meltdownburgerrama, Oakland Coliseum, on edge in the Bay, everyday is Columbus Day, hold the baby, hunchback, early onset dementia, giant thrusting, graped, 99 Ranch Mart, record breaking comedy, Obsession and the Odyssey, Covid or crack...it's not dementia it's just the theme bro.

Lettuce pray for our poop!

Quick hits!

The end of times, keeping the dummies around, folding like a lawn chair, mourning in South Carolina, Turnstile Taco Bell, group fitness, hung up by AI, applying to the Alpha school, AI school shooting, skimming summer reading, pecker checked at the DMV, story holes, Claude gets real, Billy Corgan in the cage, homerunless derby Brandon Inge, and pondering our own Wonderlic scores.