Banana split, anyone?

It is our last episode of season 1, and we felt this was the best time to discuss sex.  We know.  We know.  "But... isn't sex the things the dirty whores discuss all the time?"  Maybe.  Probably.  Yeah...it kinda is.  This episode is a tad different.  We are examining what makes a sexual relationship healthy and normal, the taboos and definition of when someone's sex life is described as "vanilla," and the dynamics of sex in our relationships. 

Our small female business shoutout is Beauty and the Beard Boutique, located in Racine, WI.  Check them out for your fashion needs!

Last but not least, special thanks to The Almas for letting us use their song Back To Bad.  Check them out on Spotify!

Keep an eye out for what we do in the future!

We also could have called this episode of the podcast "Drogo vs. Riggins."

Your favorite dirty whores have returned!  And in this episode they are sharing their celebrity crushes.  From who we first saw in high school that made us say, "Dayum!" to our crushes now, we share all the inspiration for not only our spank bank, but what we look for in a man.  Truly in this episode, we do discover that, much like the TikTok trend, the celebs we go gaga over can inspire what we look for in a man.

Raya shares what attracted her to Patrick Dempsey in high school, and why she digs Jason Momoa, Shia LeBeouf, and Travis Barker.  She also connects the similarities between That Guy and all her eye candy.  

Theda shares how hot she thought Orlando Bloom was in high school, and the reasons she finds Taylor Kitsch, Chris Motionless, and Robert Pattinson (cue "Something In The Way") so yummy.  She talks about how after her engagement ended, she used her crushes to help her realize she was settling and what she deserves in a man.  

We also look into what thinking about a celeb crush so much means in terms of your love life and what it could be lacking.

After some heavy episodes, this one was our fun one.  Every now and then, we like a chill episode.

Check our our small female business, Homemade Embroidered Crafts, for all your customized item needs!  Seriously!  Owner Heather Williams can make anything you want.  We aren't saying to bootleg your celeb crush merch though...

And of course, cheers to The Almas for providing us with our bomb-ass intro and outro music with their song "Back To Bad."  You can also find them on Spotify!  Fun story about The Almas, when Raya first met band member Frank, she was obsessed with him and kept telling Theda how much she wanted him.

Ah, romance.  Flowers.  Candy.  Jewelry.  Etc.  Who doesn't enjoy being spoiled?

We sure as fuck love it.  The dirty whores discuss our romance languages, what we look for in a relationship, and our past and current relationships.  Theda wants a sugar daddy because money is her first love.  Raya has That Guy, whom after her is the most important person in her life.

We also discuss a little known day.  International Whores Day on June 2nd.  A day to honor sex workers and recognize their dangerous working conditions.  It all started in France on June 2, 1975 when 100 sex workers began an occupation of a church to end the police harassment, fine, stigma, and the release of ten sex workers who had been imprisoned a few days earlier for solicitation.  Now we hold that day to raise awareness for sex workers and the harsh realities they are still forced to deal with in.

Our small female business is Beauty and Beard Boutique, a store that strives to find you clothing to look and feel beautiful.

Last but not least, shoutout to The Almas, who provide our intro and outro music.  Check them out at almastheband.com and on Spotify!