School in the late 90's was a TIME, especially for the kids at Harrington High School. Usually, the teachers are all just going through the motions, but this year, they're...different? Did this school actually get the funding they've been begging for since Freshman year?! And why's everyone downing so much water all of a sudden??

We have no clue what's happening (mostly because we were in the back of the classroom sleeping), but we're gonna try to give a thorough review of the 1999 Robert Rodriguez classic teen sci-fi horror flick THE FACULTY!

And since everyone is all of a sudden so obsessed with water, we decided to try a age old recipe from DEEP within grandma's receipt book, a water pie!

But this water pie has a twist....it GLOWS RADIOACTIVE GREEN UNDER FLORESCENT LIGHT! You gotta see it (and taste it) for yourself! Head to our Substack for the recipe...and don't let the principal see you!

What teen horror film is your favorite?? Let us know in the comments!

It's 8pm on a school night, you got all us crammed in this auditorium, at this glorified Town Hall or whatever it is, and NO ONE CAN TELL US WHERE OUR KIDS ARE?! Was this some crazy overnight school camping trip that I didn't get the Parent Consent Form for??

We're gonna get to the bottom of this missing children case when we give our thorough review of Zach Cregger's supernatural horror mystery WEAPONS (2025)!

And since all the third graders just...vanished...I supposed we'll have to enjoy this delicious platter of loaded hot dogs and potato chips by ourselves! Can't let it all go to waste, right? Check out the video of our spread, and then grill up some dogs for yourself!

What horror movie involving kids was top-tier for you? Let us know in the comments!

Let's face it...high school sorta sucks. Teachers are more strict, bullies are more menacing, lunch is less exciting, and worse...no nap time OR recess (and Gym doesn't count).

And if all that wasn't irritating enough, we're not at all equipped to deal with TEEN WITCHES! That was NOT on the First Day Orientation Sheet.

We're gonna brave the halls of this L.A. high school anyway, and try not to get caught up in any spells when we review the quintessential 1996 supernatural high school horror film The Craft!

And our home room snack of choice? A gorgeous and decadent blackberry galette that's as rich and flavorful as it is sinister! I snatched a piece from Home Ec. when the teacher wasn't looking, but you can grab the recipe from our official Substack page and make one for yourself!

If YOU had magical powers back in high school, what would you have used them for? Let us know in the comments section!